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Maine: What did you do at the meeting today?

Augusta: Learned about dragons.

Maine: You all learned about dragons?

Augusta: I learned about dragons. I don't know what everybody else was doing.

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Portland has a ‘secret’ blog where he posts pictures of his siblings. It’s mostly candid pictures of them doing random things, typically stupid ones. Like Bath eating a greasy sandwich or Augusta dangling from the side of a building.

However, sometimes he posts these really pretty photos of them, like Cape looking out over a sunset on the ocean or Lewiston walking the edge of the Androscoggin next to graffiti. People keep trying to guess if it’s a bunch of friends of his or possible lovers, as they don’t think his family could be THAT big.

All the other Mainers know about it and follow it, often leaving even more confusing comments, such as ‘God, I love you’ and ‘Who’s THAT BITCH?’

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Maine: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Lewiston: I did. I broke it…

Maine: No. No, you didn’t. Portland?

Portland: Don’t look at me. Look at Augusta.

Augusta: What?! I didn’t break it.

Portland: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Augusta: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Portland: Suspicious.

Augusta: No, it’s not!

Bangor: If it matters, probably not… Cape was the last one to use it.

Cape Elizabeth: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Bangor: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Cape Elizabeth: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Bangor!

Lewiston: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Maine.

Maine: No. Who broke it?

Peeks Island: [whispering] Maine, South’s been awfully quiet…

South Portland: Really?!

Peeks Island: Yeah, really!

…

Maine: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.