NM: So, like, Canadians. Are they even real or are they just a figment of our collective imaginations.
MI: *Vivid flashback to when ON literally screamed at them after some of their civilians drunkenly entered the country via Lake Michigan* Umm, yeah Canadians are real.
FL: *Vivid flashback of angry Canadians on the interstate during the hot Summer months in Florida* Nah, man, I’m pretty sure that Canadians aren’t real
Al: *Vivid flashbacks of his Capital being set on fire by Canadian troops* I’m, like, 90% sure that they’re real.
BONUS:
WA: *Vivid flashback of BC* I have the sudden urge to fight someone. Or Kiss someone. I’ll figure out which when I get there.
BONUS BONUS
AK: ....
YT: ....
AK: You blink first
YT: No, you blink first
AK: You blink-don’t you dare step one foot in my terri--HEY!
YT: Oh, I’m sorry, you mean like this- *brushes toe over the boundary line*
AK: YOU WANNA FIGHT ME??
YT: YEAH!
AK: YOU WANNA GET YOUR ASS KICKED???
YT: YEAH!!
AK: ....
AK: Are you okay? Do you want some chocolate or something?
YT: *voice breaking* please