How do you think each of the myst men would react if they were gonna be told by their s/o that they were gonna be a dad? (The garroth oneshot of his reaction was so cute)
𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒: fluff, domestic, established relationship, fem!reader
𝐀/𝐍: i wrote this in the hospital as my sister was actively in labor. thanks for the inspo, girl 😛 anyways sorry for the long absence guys but here's a lil something. hopefully none of the characters are too ooc? idk i was sleep deprived pls forgive
𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓
He’s excited. Of course, he’s excited! You two are having a baby! But there’s a small part of him that fills with dread, and it’s not the idea of you being a mother—no, you’re going to be perfect. It’s the fact that he is going to be a father.
He doesn’t think he won’t love them enough. Hell, this baby is an extension of your and his combined love, how could he not? But he will never forget certain aspects of his father when he was growing up, and while he can never imagine making your kid feel that way, he is still his father’s son. What if he somehow begins to act like his father one day and lets the both of you down? What if, what if… what if?!
A deep, reassuring talk is all he needs, and that anxiousness fades away for his real excitement. He will do everything he can to be the best father he can be, and he’ll be damned if he’s anything less.
GARROTH, Zane, Gene, Aaron, Zenix, Ein (Daddy issues gang!)
Bro gets so excited, he lifts you in his arms and runs around the house like he just scored the winning point on the most intense sports game of his life. It takes you shrieking for him to stop when he realizes maybe he shouldn’t necessarily toss around the woman who is actively pregnant with his child, and he sheepishly and gently sets you down.
Still, he practically vibrates in his seat as he talks to you about what this means for the two of you, any technicalities of money or difficulties ahead clearly his last thought. No, you two can figure that one out later. He wants to find out everything, now! Will the baby have your face? His eyes? Will they have his personality? Whatever the case, he’s gonna have a mini version of him and you running around and causing trouble! He’s stoked!
Expect him to yap everyone’s ear off about your pregnancy, from the people you know to the poor cashier at the grocery store just trying to do their job.
BLAZE, Dante, Garroth
He’s so soft. Oh, so soft. You watch as his eyes gather with tears, his lips crumpling into a watery, grateful smile as his hands land on your stomach. You can’t even bring yourself to be worried about his emotional reaction, though, not when he shakily laughs as he leans forward to press kisses on your face, quiet whispers of thank yous in between. Don’t expect to go anywhere after giving him the news, because this sap is going to hold you in his arms and whisper how much he loves you and your baby until you’re absolutely sick of it.
His reaction honestly is the most calming, any anxieties you may have now quelled into just a future problem that you know you won’t have to solve alone. After all, knowing your child will have a father so full of love and care, what could you complain about?
JEFFORY, DANIEL, Rylan, Garroth
He is locked in. House? Already baby proofed. He’s ordering the best quality equipment, setting up a baby registry, and researching every new parent forum he can find, all within a few hours of you telling him. Bad habits? Consider them gone. Any lingering alcohol or cigarettes are thrown out, and the house is clean. Can’t be a bad influence on the baby, after all.
Anything you need during the pregnancy, he’s either already one step ahead of you or rushing out the door to get whatever you want as soon as the words leave your lips. The older ladies around you awe at his dedication, teasing you about how jealous they were. He’s so perfect! They wish they could’ve had a husband so diligent when they were pregnant with their kids!
He merely shrugs it off, shaking his head. After all, it’s the least he can do for the love of his life, especially when you’re carrying the proof of your love.
LAURANCE, Gene, Zane, VYLAD, Aaron
thefatherofyourchild.exe has stopped working. He’s gone. The words, “I’m pregnant,” leave your lips as he stares down at the positive pregnancy test, but there’s not a thought on his face. Is he even breathing? No. No, he’s not. His lips are parted like a fish out of water, eyes wide and very far from holding any train of thought on this earth. Careful, he might start drooling soon.
After a few calls of his name and waving your hand worriedly in front of his face, he finally snaps back to you, a wheezed, “holy shit,” leaving his lips. He looks like he could possibly pass out, and you may have to shake his shoulders to get him to focus again.
This shock honestly doesn’t leave him; every reminder that you’re pregnant makes him freeze and stare in absolute awe and shock, and honestly, he'll keep doing it after the baby is born.
“Babe. I’m a father,” he whispers as he stares down at your newborn, a whole hour after their birth.
“...No shit?!”
ZENIX, Dante, Travis, Ein, Daniel
You think you’re surprising him. But oh, no. No no. He’s had this all planned out since the beginning. As soon as you tell him, he’s pulling out a whole notebook with baby names, nursery ideas, tips he’s heard from other parents and the internet, how to make your pregnancy the most comfortable, etc.
Now it’s your turn to be the surprised one as he yaps to you about how he’s already planned out a savings account for their college fund, future trips to take them on, and the kinds of things he wants to teach them about life. He’s wanted to have a family with you the very moment he realized he was in love with you, and now he can indulge in showing you every one of his notes and Pinterest boards without looking crazy. Cause, you know, it’s not like he was plotting on starting a family with you for years or something… (he was).
What your favorite aphmau ship says about you Note: this is a parody of Eldena Doubleca5t "what your favorite ship vids" so I highly recommend you check those out
Aphmau x Aaron (aarmau)💜❤
You're always a sucker for the "doomed in every universe" trope
Travis x Katelyn (travelyn)💚🩵
You just want a girl who can kick your ass
Zane x Nana(zana) 🖤🩷
You're always a slut for opposite attracts
Dante x Nicole (dancole)💙❤
You will forever be bitter about Mystreet s2 till the day you die
Laurance x Garroth (garrance)💙💚
This was probably You're first queerbait
Dottie x Blaze(blottie)💜❤
You're always a sucker for wholesome side characters who need more screentime
Rylan x June🤍💜
You wish June was canon
Blaze x Garroth(glaze)❤💙
you gave up of the thought of Laurance having more screentime again saw that one minigame ep with those two and thought "welp guess this what I'm shipping now" and then proceed to make 20k 🍋 fanfic on wattpad
Aphmau x Garroth (garmau)💜💙
You ideal date is getting You're senpai to notice you
Aphmau x Laurance(laurmau) 💜💚
You just miss Laurence
Aphmau x Dante(danmau)💜💙
You miss mcd Dante
Aphmau x Zane(zanemau)💜🖤
You're always a slut for edgy evil characters who's mean to everybody else but is nice towards that one person
Aphmau x gene(genemau)💜🖤
Now I can't tell if Gene was the start of your crippling addiction to cringy wattpad bad boys but he certainly didn't help
Gene x Zane(gane) 🖤🖤
You really looked at this and thought "hey what's better then one edgy bad boy two edgy bad boys"
Gene x Zenix x Sasha🖤❤💜
You think every ship war can be solved with the power of polyamory
Travis x Zane(zanvis)💚🖤
You ideal high-school relationship romance is goth/class clown
Travis x Dante(danvis)💚💙
Your always a slut for wacky hijinks after which hilarity insues
Dante x Nana(danana)💙🩷
You're mcd fan who hates Zana
Nana x Katelyn (nanalyn)🩷🩵
You say you want a girl that can kick your ass when in reality you just wanna get bridal carried
Nana x Aphmau(nanamau) 🩷💜
You probably ship Blaze x Amy
Katelyn x Nicole 🩵❤
Looking back at You're childhood you can pin point Aphmau's role-plays to your crippling addiction to tomboys
Lucinda x Travis(travcinda)🧡💚
You either didn't like how Katelyn was abusing Travis or you just didn't like how Travis was constantly trying to hit on Katelyn
Katelyn x Lucinda(katecinda)🩵🧡
You're ideal relationship high-school romance is goth/jock
Lucinda x Laurence(laurcinda)🧡💚
You're always a slut for wlw/mlm Solidarity
Gene x Laurence 🖤💚
You watched minecraft diaries
Ein x Aphmau(einmau) 💙💜
You're were in the trenches during Mystreet season 4
Kai x Aphmau 🧡💜
You don't understand why everybody hates it so much Pdh s2 was great
Kai x Ein🧡💙
This is just the same joke as Laurence x Garroth but with furries
Ein x Michi💙💜
You just wanted Ein and Michi to leave Aphmau and Aaron alone
Katelyn x Jeffrey 🩵💚
You're just glad that I even remembered this ship
Aaron x Nana❤🩷
You needed something to cope with after season 6 ep 4
Zane x Katelyn 🖤🩵
You like the concept of zanemau but you're just so sick and tired of every guy getting shipped with Aphmau
Travis x Aphmau (travmau)💚💜
You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma
Lucinda x Melissa(melcinda) 🧡🤎
You noticed how these two weren't really getting shipped with anyone and so you looked at this and thought "yeah I can probably get like a good 20k fic out of this"
Kim x Lucinda(kimcinda) 💚🧡
This is just the same joke as Lucinda x Melissa but you wanted Lucinda to date someone she actually spent some time with
Kim x Laurance(laurkim) 💚💚
You probably thought this ship was going to lead Laurence into having more screentime(boy were you wrong)
Kim x Garroth(garkim)💚💙
You just thought it was funny that Garroth stole a girl Laurance liked twice
Kacey x Aphmau(kacemau)💙💜
You probably felt really bad for kasey in knowing that he had no chance with Aphmau and just shipped this out of pity, or You're just glad that I remembered Kacey
Ivy x Teony🩷🤎
You really liked ivy and Teony and hate how they didn't get any screentime outside of Pdh and Mystreet season 2
I believe that each werewolves displayed/ look similar to dogs. Even though they come from wolves, they are still heavily related to dog. (Since dogs come from wolves. Im sorry I'm having trouble putting this hc into words...)
I think that werewolves who were turned, Aph and Garroth. Don't need any DNA to link them to breeds. The breed that they are is mainly, personality, height, features, etc.
So Garroth could be a Goldie, but Vylad could be a lab, and Zane could be a, well whatever the hell Zane is.
I didn't do Rylan, Dottie or Maria cause I dont know much abt them. Please tell me what breeds you think they'll be!!!!💚🐐
My hand writing is shit, cause I did this on my phone.
So I guess I'll start off with a couple disclaimers.
My favorite character is Ein. Sorry not sorry.
I adore the Pups. Daniel, Dottie, and Rylan must be protected at all costs.
Just because Ein had bad things happen to him doesn't justify or excuse any of his bad actions, only serve to help explain them. I shouldn't have to say this but from what I've seen in this fandom I guess I do.
Alright, with that out of the way, let's get into how Daniel, Dottie, and Rylan were kinda dicks to Ein in high school.
When Ein arrives at the school, he automatically is made Omega for being the new werewolf on the block. This makes him the designated punching bag for the other werewolves and everyone seems to forget that this included the Pups as well.
In PDH S2 episode 7, Ein tries to hang out with Aphmau at the mall. Daniel happens to get to her first and they start chatting. We know based on other things (his reaction when he sees Ein, the conversation with Dottie and Rylan later, plus Marie mentions it) that people knew Aphmau was hanging out with Ein that day and they purposefully showed up to try and get in the way. When Daniel sees Ein approaching, he literally tells her to come hang out with him instead and tells her that her friend won't show up. Ein is right behind her, though she doesn't know this, and it's clear he's telling Ein to back off and Ein almost does! He almost leaves, but Aphmau notices him before he can. When Daniel leaves, he straight up growls at Ein. Then Ein and Aphmau run into Dottie and Rylan who also try to push their way into taking over the hangout and are immediately dismissive of Ein. I want to point out that at this point no one knows Ein is a bad guy. So the way they are treating him is completely due to him being the Omega.
When Ein hugs her, Daniel and Dottie immediately get on his case about trying to use Aphmau to become Alpha and tell Aphmau that Ein is the Omega, even commenting that it must be hard for her to tell the difference between who is a friend and who is using her. Again, they are assuming that is what he's doing based solely on his status as the Omega (they are correct, but that's not the point). Another point to make here is that we repeatedly see other werewolves approaching Aphmau trying to be chosen as Alpha. Aphmau is constantly complaining about how all the guys want her to pick them. Maria straight up just tried to fight her for the title in the previous scene. But no one is getting super pissed at those guys. The only reason they're pissed here is because Ein is the Omega. The other werewolves only back off Ein when Aphmau tells them to knock it off.
So flash forward to Ein becoming Alpha, he gathers the pups and eventually chooses Daniel as the Omega...and literally everyone (including the fandom) treats it like Ein has done something utterly unforgivable and horrible. When Ein was getting bullied for being the Omega, it was perfectly fine and acceptable, but now one of the people who took part in bullying him has been labeled the Omega and is getting bullied for the status, and suddenly it's terrible and horrible and how could Ein do this?!
And he's the big kicker: we find out that Daniel, Dottie, and Rylan were originally on the chopping block for one of them to be the Omega the year previously, but were spared it because Aaron went against the status quo and took the title himself to be both Alpha and Omega. And yet, when Ein arrives as they new Omega, they have ZERO sympathy for him and ZERO intent of paying Aaron's kindness forward. Instead they do exactly what they were scared of having happen to them. They bully Ein and ostracize him. And then they even have the balls to complain that Ein didn't take both roles like Aaron did, AFTER TREATING HIM LIKE SHIT FOR BEING THE OMEGA.
"Wait, why aren't you just gonna keep being the thing I was bullying you for? Now I'm gonna get bullied! Can't you just keep it so I don't have to get hurt like I hurt you?"
Make it make sense!
For clarity, I do understand that by being both Alpha and Omega, Ein would be safe from further bullying so it would make sense for him to keep the title to spare anyone else from suffering. The part that is frustrating me is that the pups seem to have just expected Ein would do the thing that would favor them after they literally participated in his abuse and bullying. Add in that the whole being both Alpha and Omega is not typical and was Aaron uprooting the system and it becomes even more frustrating that they expected this special treatment and got mad when they didn't get it. Like, imagine punching someone in the face and then getting mad when they choose to press charges cause they should totally just forgive you and move on.
Shoutout to the guys who introduced me to polyamory
I feel like even I, myself shy away from this part of identity, it’s not something I actively hide but certainly not something I put on avid display sadly, with recent political changes and some old scary beliefs rearing their heads again a lot of people are also turning their backs on parts of themselves it’s easy to ‘ignore’
love of all kinds deserves to be shown, I think that even though polyamorous relationships do not get a lot of ‘real’ representation, community is just as important 🫶
