Jun 9, 2019
Sam: We have invented fire hockey.
Peter: It’s like normal hockey but the puck is on fire and the edge of the field is defined by a ring of fire
Sam: Also it’s played on concrete and the player wheels are greased by kerosene.
Luke: Guys, we were gone for two days!
Peter: It has a death match mode. Two players. First to seven goals wins.
Ava: Peter, Sam, I respect you both, but what the actual fuck?!
Sam: Are you too cowardly to play fire hockey?
Danny: …Give me a stick.