#apiphile

[dorkery]

I am going to print out this tweet and stick it on my wall.

[thetripbeginswithakiss]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: James Bond (Craig movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: James Bond/Eve Moneypenny, James Bond/Vesper Lynd, James Bond/M Characters: James Bond, Q, Eve Moneypenny, M, Bill Tanner, Gareth Mallory, OMC Additional Tags: BDSM, CBT, Caning, Burning, Cutting, oh i guess there are some plot elements in here, but you know no one reads fic for the plot, sigh, background Tanner/Q if you squint, I am firmly in the camp of Bond/M and will not be moved, I say "camp" I think there's about two of us, uh, I wrote all of this on public transport so it's pretty dire, the restaurant in this is no longer in that location but i really like is o, al-fresco shagging, hard-won orgasms, big moral lesson tacked on in a hurry, probably riddled with typos, could not care less, enjoy your shit porn Summary:

Eve receives an unusual inheritance, Bond is able to indulge his fetishes again. This is kind of a companion piece to The Long Haul even though they don't really intersect very much plot-wise.

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this is so damn good. BDSM Bond/Eve by way of dead M. Beautifully written. TW: all sorts

[radiosaturday]

Questions, courtesy Travastf

Rule 1: post the rules

Rule 2: answer the questions the tagger set for you

Rule 3: make up five new questions

Rule 4: tag 11 people and link them to your post (tbh I’m not tagging 11 people sorry)

Rule 5: let them know you tagged them

My answers: 

1. What is your favorite country in Europe?

Italy, probably, though I like France a lot, and I've spent more time there.

2. Do you sleep with any plush toys?

I have a stuffed owl that shares my bed.

3. Favorite tv show when you were a kid?

It's a toss up between Yu Yu Hakusho, Blues Clues and Sesame Street.

4. What’s your favorite breakfast food?

ALL OF THEM. I love breakfast. Then again, there's nothing quite like a nice steaming bowl of soup for breakfast in the winter.

5. When is the last time you ate chicken nuggets?

It has been forever: I'm gluten intolerant and, lately, pretty much never go to McDonald's. I'd guess something along the line of 5 years since the last time?

My questions:

1. What's the last album you listened to in full?

2. Scarves or hoods?

3. Who was the last person to take your picture?

4. What does the room you're in smell like?

5. Do you play any musical instruments?

[kissing-monsters]

Del: DISCO STU'S GOING TO GO DOWN ON YOU

[kissing-monsters]

a story in pictures: theresa chills hard in the rare london sunshine, suddenly she remembers she's american and expresses her pride with load muscular showboating, at which point she realises there is something she could do that would improve how Awesomely American she is being and creates a prop for cosplaying AMERICAAA (FUCK YEEEEAH), and then of course Del had to cosplay England to make it even (if you can't make it out a) embiggen the last picture and b) that is a tiny paper cup of tea she is drinking snootily).

(meanwhile australia is like wtf mates?)

[kissing-monsters]

[kissing-monsters]

del: swiggity-swaynus, I'm going to punch your anus *unsettling aggressive grin*