Dec 29, 2020
mr tv what is your favorite species of primate
orangutan, probaply
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mr tv what is your favorite species of primate
orangutan, probaply
Hi, welcome to McDonald's, order when you're ready!
[FRUITY MURDER??]
never tell a trans woman what is or what isn't a terf dogwhistle ever again. stay in your lane.
So glad I’m being yelled at for providing some logic behind an argument that she probably didn’t even think to entertain. And you don’t get to tell me to stay in my lane when someone throws my identity under the bus for tumblr credit of all things, that is my lane.
am can I have your thoughts on the song bananaphone by raffi
“It’s music created by humans, therefore it’s instantly trash. Simple as that.”
MCDONALDS WORKER: wow, it certainly was a shame some lunatic set the last mcdonalds I worked at on fire, but here I am at a new mcdonalds. Certainly nothing can go wrong this time. JON:
With all due respect, my friend, I’m afraid that isn’t true.
BASIRA: McDonald’s working on something new. I think the word is “turkey”.
ARCHIVIST: [Softly] What?
BASIRA: McDonald’s working on something new. I think it’s called “turkey”.
ARCHIVIST: That sounds fake. Turkey is a bird.
BASIRA: That’s what I said. It sounds like a lot of people aren’t getting a very good grade in biology.
You burned down the entire McDonalds. Now I don't have a JOB. are you happy with yourself jon
MARTIN: [Softly] I mean, it’s not, uh… It’s not just the end of the world, pal. Don’t yell at Jon without looking into his eyes.
ARCHIVIST: [Softly] I… sorry.
MARTIN: Just… look at him.
[HE CLEARS HIS THROAT] Not a bad guy. Not at all.
ARCHIVIST: [Softly] I… uh… I think I’ll just leave now.
I'm sorry, we're currently out of smoothie mix for both the strawberry banana smoothie and the mango pineapple smoothie. We should get it in tomorrow, but for today, would you like to order anything else off the McDonalds Menu?
ARCHIVIST: Restaurant, we’ve got all the food.
MARTIN: [Wheezing] Yes! Order! Order, I'm so proud of you.
Fine. A bacon quarter pounder. Anything else?...Oh god, what have I done.
ARCHIVIST: Right. (he breaks a bacon pound, sets it on fire and walks away)