Xmen Evo commentary/notes S3
(warning: swearing, spoilers, typos, dumbassery)
S3E1 - Day of Recovery
- Oooh new intro clips
- THEY SHOWED CAIN IN THE INTRO TOO
- THey also slightly changed the song to be more dramatic i think
- THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION WHERES XAVIER
- FUCK YEAH MULTIPLE GOT OUTTA THE COPS HOLD
- Todd can we not simp right now yall are literally bein chased down by cops and military
- AYY KURT HELPIN KITTY N JEAN OUT
- I have somethin to say, fuck everyone involved in this anti mutant bullshit
- RAY HELPIN THE OTHER NEW KIDS DOWN TO THE SEWERS
- WAIT DO WE GET TO SEE THE MORLOCKS AT SOME POINT??
- Mystique you're the reason for all of this, Magnus also but you blew up the mansion
- WHO DID THE MILITARY TAKE
- OH YEAH YEAH YEAH SHIELD IS FINE, LOGAN USED TO WORK FOR SHIELD
- Thank you Fury
- Dude, Shield literally has an actual Norse God workin for them, you think they care about mutants?
- Mystique please for the love of fuck, stop it, im tired, youve been nothing but awful this whole show since s1e1, xtas mystique was barely there, you're in like every other episode
- Todd again, please can we not simp right now
- DAWG YOU LITERALLY MISSED A WHOLE ASS PLANE BEIN TELEKINETICALLY TAKEN OUTTA THE BASE
- Todd plese shut it, shes focusing
- Oh actually thats smart nice thinkin Todd
- Yeah so they got basically everything, and by everything i mean the writers reused the last episode as "news footage"
- DAMMIT PIETRO WHY ARE YOU WORKING WITH YOUR ASSHOLE DAD
- PLEASE TELL ME WE SEE THE MORLOCKS YES WE FUCKIN DO AAAA WHY AM I ACTUALLY TEARING UP
- Is that Caliban? No wait Caliban would talk in third person
- Thats not Caliban nevermind
- WE GET TO SEE THE MORLOCKS EVENTUALLY FUCK YEAH!!
- Yknow, if we had Morph here, things would be nicer, but we dont, so alls we got is Mystique, making a mess of everything
- At least shes being helpful, and not a nuisance like she had been before
- WHY WOUKD A MAN LOCKED IN A WAREHOUSE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL WITH THE ROBOT AS FAR AS HE KNOWS HE GOT LED ON BY HIS ARCH NEMESIS N GOT GOT BY SOME WEIRD NOT QUITE MILITARY SHIT
- Bud please dont get in the face of a man with fangs and an adamantium skeleton
- The ice things gonna melt n leave water n itll trip the sensor shit
- Nevermind Bobby bein a lil joker spinnin the wire cutters triggered the alarm
- Dammit Bobby
- Okay yknow what, i take it back, triggering the alarm lets Evan n Logan work on getttin loose
- Fred would be the Only one to bust out of the slime crystal shit
- OH HES RIPPIN APART EVERYTHING FUCK YEAH FRED
- HI HANK
- I love that they let animalistic characters Be animalistic, i dont remember xtas Hank ever growling, but im so glad he does in evo AND HES GOT ACTUAL PRIMATE HAND-FEET, LIKE HE SHOULD (thats a design that always pisses me off, when people give hank like human feet as opposed to ape feet, the man climbs n hangs upside down, he's literally a blue humanoid gorilla)
- Logan i kinda agree, its a lot to explain while yall are literally in an on-high-alert military base
- RAVEN PLEASE STOP FUCKIN RUNNING YOU CHOSE THIS, WORK LIKE A FUCKIN TEAM PLEASE
- Does Magnus have charles
- Oh yeah Mystique is conning the xmen into working for her, but also working together thing makes sense, but shes being awful about it
- Okay little weird of Todd, but at leats he knows what everythings called
- I HATE TO SAY IT BUT HARD RELATE DUDE, WEIRD BUT HARD RELATE
- Ough i love and hate Todd so much, hes a lil weirdo i love him so much
S3E2 - The Stuff of Heroes
- Rogue can we not be self conscious, you dont even look bad, also yeah what Logan said
- PROTECTIVE DAD FIGURE LOGAN
- Fuckin love that scene, diy smoke bomb n distractions n shit
- OH TRYIN TO BE CIVIL LIKE IN XTAS
- Oh Cain was train hoppin after he got out of prison, again, cause Mystique
- Are we really gonna argue with Cain? Look at him, he was put in a vat in a max security prison
- OH WAIT HES NOT A MUTANT THOUGH HIS POWERS ARE MAGICAL
- Oh he didnt get angry at gettin called mutant
- Ohh a cave, please be careful of creatures, and/or people already claiming the cave
- DUDE THATS SMART
- BOBBY THIS IS GENIUS MAKIN A STAND AND PROJECTOR SCREEN FOR THE MINI TV THING
- LOGAN NOW AINT THE TIME TO BE WORRIED ABOUT THE PAINT JOB YALL ARE LITERALLY ON THE RUN AND BEIN CHASED
- YOU'RE TOO DAMN WORRIED ABOUT THE PAIN JOB YOU MISSED ROGUE SAYIN TO DUCK CAUSE THERE WAS A FUCKIN TREE, NOW LOOK AT YA
- LOGAN YALL AINT REALLY GOT A CHOICE N WHOS DRIVIN YALL ARE LITERALLY BEIN CHASED DOWN
- Oh hey, they made it to the cave
- ALSO WHY ARE WE ACCUSING THE MUTANTS OF MAKING A MUTANT ATTACKING ROBOT, WHERES TRASK IN ALL OF THIS, HES RESPONSIBLE
- Yeah they were literally tailin yall as yall drove into the cave
- Logan, hes got a point, you might as well join Vic with that mindset
- OH YEAH KITTY CAN DISRUPT TECHNOLOGY SHIT
- JEAN MAKIN IT SO THE CHOPPERS CAN'T FLY
- If yall are talkin bout Juggernaut, he aint a mutant, his powers come from a crystal thing
- Hank i love you so much
- JUGGERNAUT AIN'T A MUTANT THATS SOME CRYTSAL BULLSHIT
- Saying Juggernaut is a mutant is like sayin Loki Laufeyson is a mutant
- OH YEAH, KEEPIN THE MILITARY GUYS SAFE TO SHOW THEY'RE THE GOOD GUYS, and also they're fighting Juggernaut csuse no one else can stop him, except the only guy who can Actually stop him is MIA so
- DUDE WAIT THATS A SCENE IN THE XTRILOGY, KITTY TRAPPING CAIN IN A FLOOR/WALL
- KURT TRYIN TO UNLATCH CAINS HELMET
- THERE GOES CAIN'S HELMET
- "THEN TAKE IT, RAW" CONTEXT
- OH SHIT WAIT SCOTT NO THATS TOO MUCH YOU'RE GONNA BLOW EVERYTHING UP, nevermind he was gettin tired, also Cain stopped him
- THANK YOU ROGUE, Takin advantage of Cain no longer having his precious helmet
- AYY BOBBY FROZE CAIN AFTER ROGUE FLUNG HIM INTO THE WATER
- CAIN KNOWS WHERE CHALRES IS?? MYSTIQUE TRADED OUT CAIN FOR CHARLES
- Hi Logan you're back, and not sulking
- Did Kelly get promoted to president or is that a different guy
- FUCK YEAH TRASK GOT LOCKED UP FUCK YOU TRASK
- YES RHABK YOU MR PRESIDENT I DONT KNOW THE NAME OF AND IM PRETTY SURE ISNT KELLY CAUSE HES THE PRINCIPAL
- FUCK YOU MAGNUS YOUR PLAN FAILED
- WAIT DID THEY FIX REMY'S EYES?? ALSO HI REMY HI PIOTR Where's Pyro i dont see Pyro
- Oh look Piotr has actual pants
S3E3 - Mainstream
- OH WAIT I FORGOT SOME OF THE KIDS WENT TO HIDE OUT IN THE SEWERS WITH THE MORLOCKS
- Wait no that was Berzerker n Magma n the others, Kitty, Jean, Scott, Bobby n whoever else was there helped stop Juggernaut
- Sorry im rewatchin the end of the last episode cause when the fuck did we get a mostly metal base, WAIT NO THE NEW KIDS WERE AT THE MANSION TOO AT THE END OF THE EPSIODE, HUH???
- Well anyway, new base, uhh, the morlocks i guess are bout to show up, Kittys gettin a snack
- OH THIS SCENE
- KURT GET OFF THE DAMN TABLE, WE DONT NEED FUZZ ON THE FUCKIN TABLE, LOOSE HAIR GETS IN EVERYTHING, I KNOW FROM FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE (i have thick hair in a mullet, and shed like a dog)
- KURT YOU CANT BE SAYIN SHIT ABOUT KITTY DRINKIN FROM THE MILK CARTON WHEN YER RUNNING ON THE FUCKIN DINING TABLE
- I will say, pizza n milk is a weird combo
- THATS NOT THE BROTHERHOOD OR THE MORLOCKS, THATS TOMFOOLERY
- AND WE JUST LEAVE THE EXACT CARTON OF MILK WE GOT MAD ABOUT ON THE TABLE, POURIN OUT?? WHAT THE HELL MAN
- Oh we're livin under a construction site, got it
- KITTY THIS IS WHY YOU DONT SPLIT UP FROM THE REST OF THE GROUP
- Wait Kurts got it
- I knew it was douchebaggery, ALSO THE GRAFFITI?? WHYS LOGAN SO TRIANGULAR??
- Is the construction site the mansion bein rebuilt and everything got moved to the basement? Im still so lost on this
- IM STLL MAD ABOUT JUBILEES DESIGN, WHERES THE PINK?? WHERES THE SHADES N THE COAT N THE GLOVES N THE JORTS?? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
- I'm sorry but did Logan say "Rahne" as "rain"? Am i hearin that right? How long has it been since the new kids joined and he with his enhanced hearing says her name wrong?
- Also very sad that the kids have to go back to their parents
- Logan can you not blame shit on yourself for once
- And now Logans goin on a bike ride for a bit, as usual (OH DO WE GET TO SEE VIC?? THATS USUALLY WHAT THAT MEANS)
- Yeah I think we relocated to the basement while everythings being rebuilt
- THE FUCKIN FUR ON SCOTT'S SHIRT
- Jamie, son i love you, but why must you immediately start multiplying once you leave the room
- KURT GET OFF THE TABLE THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS EPSIODE AND IM ONLY 5MIN IN
- Scott please don't be pessimistic right now it's the Last thing yall need
- As someone who hated highschool and was constantly worried of bein talked about, i Loathe this scene
- OH NOW YOU REALIZE DUNCANS A DICK
- Kelly you're gettin mad at kids, literal teenagers, pleasd stop
- HEY WOAH WAIT A SEC PIOTR KNOWS HOW TO RIDE A MOTORCYCLE?? HELLO?? I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA SEE VIC AGAIN?? Yknow what, Vics part of the acolytes (hes still Magnus's pet) and i like Piotr n Remy, so this is fine
- BUT PIOTR RIDING A BIKE? ALSO THAT ARMOR THING AT LOGAN WAS SMOOTH
- Logan no, thats a 16yro, stop it, you're getting mad and tailing a 16yro
- WELL PIOTR JUST TIPPED OVER A SEMI TO STOP LOGAN OKAY THEN NEVERMIND
- Lance is fuckin s e e t h i n g
- Todd im gonna throw you out a window, why are we talking about Kitty
- I dont like that her name is Kitty cause I've started callin Vic 'kitty' YKNOW CAUSE IT MAKES MORE SENSE FOR VIC CAUSE HES A BIG CAT MAN
- Todd i love you but you are so puntable right now
- GREAT NOW FREDS IN ON IT
- Why is Kelly here
- I AGREE WITH FRED
- I do like Todds voice
- Oh yeah Amanda know
- Kurt you're yappin, yer not fine
- OH WAIT I JUST NOTICED KURT GOT AN OUTFIT CHANGE
- OH YEAH HIS FRIENDS ARE TOTALLY FINE, SCOTT'S TOTALLY NOT GETTIN KNOCKED AROUND BY DUNCAN FORCING HIM TO USE HIS POWERS TO GET HIM BACK OUT OF SCHOOL, TOTALLY FINE /Sarc
- FUCK YEAH KITTY N ROGUE INTERVENING
- Oh wait hold it Everyone got an outfit change
- Kurt stop being weird
- HE STILL DOES THE FINGER THING I LOVE THAT
- Kelly i dont trust you i never will you fucking suck
- HI LOGAN N PIOTR
- Oh metal.mp3 btw
- OH FUCK IVE NEVER HEARD LOGAN SO SNARLY ALSO THE SNORT!!
- WHY DO THE PRINCIPALS OF THIS SHOW KEEP PLOTTING SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK MAN
- Well Piotr, what a way to leave a message, baiting him in traffic, leading him to fight at some barn, THROWING A TRACTOR AT HIM, THE BARNS ON FIRE BTW
- Piotrs voice <3
- Piotr why the fuck did you punch the tire, what the fuck happened
- Dude ive never seen a 16yro in this show look so tired
- Oh no this is where we find out (spoilers) that his family was kidnapped by Magnus and hes blackmailing Piotr to work for him, AND LOGAN CAN SENSE THAT THIS 16YRO IS GOIN THROUGH SOME SHIT CAUSE WHY IS A 16YRO LOOKIN TIRED AS SHIT
- Logan why the fuck do you think he's working for Magnus, do you really think Magnus would let his army leave him so easily?
- Oh great we're falsely accusing now
- OH KELLYS FALSELY ACCUSING MUTANTS OF CHEATING GAMES NOW
- KELLY YOU PERSONALLY INVITED THE ACTUAL MENACES BACK, YOU FUCKIN DIMWIT
- Oh man if this was Xtas, hed be so quick to change his mind after the xmen stop mystique from attempting to assassinate him
- Hey wait that's a good idea, put this guy in a near death situation and have the xmen save him
- Yknow how the xmen and mutants are an allegory for minorities, yeah thats pretty well evoked here
- GREAT NOW KURT FEELS LIKE HE CANT EVEN HANG OUT WITH HIS FRIENDS CAUSE OF ALL THIS SHIT, NOT EVEN AT THE MEETING THING
- What happens now is gonna end in disaster when Xavier's tryin to be civil about this shit But Nooo, Kelly n Duncan gotta be a dicks about everything
- Hey heres an idea, how about we just, say no n keep walkin inside where Jean Charles n Kurt are waiting btw
- Whole auditorium full of people btw, and these guys are outside the main doors fighting cause Kelly sent em
- Kurt for the love of fuck can you go up with her n help, you're literally the only other one in that room, everyone's caught up outside with fighting
- Metal crunch.mp3 again
- OH DUDE WAIT I JUST REALIZED EVERYONES GONNA WALK OUTSIDE N FIND OUT THEY'RE CARS GOT FUCKIN DEMOLISHED CAUSE THE BROTHERHOOD N DUNCAN WANTED TO FIGHT
- DIDNT THINK THE AUDITORIUM WOULD START CRUMBLING, BUT WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY?!
- KELLY THIS IS YOUR FAULT
- OH WAIT LETS USE THIS AS A WAY TO FIX KELLY
- Oh damn they got the power lines too
- Kelly you saw a car flyin at you and you stood in place
- THANK YOU CHARLES
- Metal.mp3
- OH NOW WE STOP FIGHTING
- Hi Logan you're back
- IT WAS KELLYS FAULT BTW
- Nice words there Charles, im still pissed about the whole Kelly telling Duncan n the brotherhood to go back n fight Scott to ruin the board of education thing
S3E4 - The Stuff of Villains
- GAMBIT EPISODE
- Oh btw that recap reminds me, KELLYS THE REASON THE PEOPLE AT THE BOARD OF EDUCATION MEETING ALMOST DIED, YKNOW CAUSE HE PERSONALLY INVITED THE BROTHERHOOD BACK TO BAYVILLE, AND THEN HE ORDERS THEM AND TO MESS WITH THE XMEN KIDS TO MAKE SAID XMEN LOOK BAD AT THE MEETING BUT HIS PLAN BACKFIRED
- Why the fuck are these guys talkin to Wanda, shes like 16 dawg
- Why are we doin bridge troll shit when shes clearly ignoring you
- AND NOW THEY'RE FOLLOWING HER CAUSE THATS TOTALLY SMART
- FUCK 'IM UP WANDA
- Oh damn we goin Christine up in here
- Okay so i dont have that big an interest in Wanda, but shes super fuckin cool in this show, i love this
- OH WAIT CALIBAN, THAT WAS THE GUY WE FIRST SAW IN THE SEWERS
- Are we forgetting hes got the anti telepath helmet? Cause he does, ive literally only seen him without it like once, and that was on Asteroid M
- Pietro should be easier to find, radiates arrogants like a nuclear power plant
- Kurts got a point about the real friends thing
- EVANS GOT A POINT ABOUT THE IMAGE INDUCER, but i get it though, worrying for his own safety n such
- Hey Kurt, Amanda still likes you
- Why the hell does Roberto sound like hes from NY
- Oh Hank, thats fuckin smart, havin the kids help clear out the rubble n shit
- Didnt know Magma did the transformation thing that Da Costa does
- KITTY YOU DROPPED YOUR TOOTHBRUSH IN HANKS DIGESTIVE SYSTEM?? THROW THAT THE FUCK AWAY DUDE
- The "camera" focusing on that sign on the mansion gates gives me weird vibes
- TODD MOCKING PIETRO, AND PIETROS SUIT BEIN BAGGY AS HELL ON TODD
- Todd n Fred are fuckin tired
- Hey, Mystique stopped givin a fuck about the house, her room was already blown the fuck up by Tabitha, Mystiques barely even here except to give like missions or some shit, plus she got locked down in that military base thing
- LANCE NO THATLL FUCK UP THE HOUSE TOO NOT JUST HIS ROOM
- TODD CLINGIN ONTO THE CEILIN LIGHT
- Oh wait i just realized, new house, cause they had to leave the boarding house (they needed to anyway it was literally rotting)
- Ohhh wait this is probably like, Mystiques House, where she goes instead of taking care of the kids she coerced into joining the brotherhood, aka the team that got completely abandoned by Magnus
- Im sorry but how does an earthquake throw Pietro's shit and also Fred out the room
- TODD COVERING HIS EYES WHEN HE REALIZES HE BUSTED OPEN HER DOOR
- Hes a simp but hes polite
- Lance did you really think Todd had anything on under that
- Oh hey look, Pietro
- I love that she tells everyone to leave the diner
- KELLY THE BOARD OF EDUCATION THING IS YOUR OWN FAULT, AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CALL THE BROTHERHOOD THUGS
- Dont tell me Duncan's still safe
- EXACTLY THANK YOU LANCE
- KELLY YOU SUCK
- DA GAMBIT, AND THEY FIXED HIS EYES
- Even being threatened, hes still smirkin
- I love him, hes got a fuckass bowlcut but i love him
- I do wish his voice was slightly deeper n raspy like in Xtas
- You just told Gambit to leave and now you wanna follow him? Really
- REMY WHY ARE YOU SO ADANANT ABOUT THIS
- Yes thank you please talk this out Todd's still charged
- Nevermind hes fine now
- Okay wait, not Mystiques House, a new boarding house that isnt completely in shambles like the last one (yet)
- Oh man, if only we just leave the brotherhood alone, cause yknow, we told Gambit to piss off
- Todd, Magneto has abandoned yall for the Acolytes, also Lance has a bone to pick with Pietro
- First if all, wheres Remy, secondly, why the fuck are Rogue n Kitty so adamant about stopping the brotherhood
- AND PIETRO SPED OFF LEAVIN KITTY LITERALLY HANGING ON A CLIFF SIDE
- Hi Wanda
- HI REMY BACK AT THS BROTHERHOOD HOUSE
- Why the fuck is Todd writing like Hank
- OH NOW SUDDENLY TODD HAS HIS SOCKS AND SHOES BACK ON
- PIETRO YOU FUCKIN NITWIT YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE BACK YOU FUCKIN LEFT AND YOU ONLY CAME BACK CAUSE YOUR DAD TOLD YOU TO
- And Remy leaves like he was never there
- Oh man if only we had just left the remy and brotherhood alone
S3E5 - Blind Alley
- Reading the episode desc, oh boy more reasons to hate Mystique
- Also the "Scott getting trapped in a desert" reminds me of an xtas episode where that literally happened, except Scotts powers got cancelled out by somethin
- ALL THAT AND SHE GETS AWAY ANYWAY
- Oh yeah she can literally turn into a bird(s) and fly away
- Oh hey its that scene where Scott n Logan are fixin a satellite, and they're both shirtless for whatever reason, BOTH STILL WEARIN JEANS MIND YOU
- LOGAN GETTIN ON HIS TOES TO REACH THE SATELLITE
- BRO HOW STRONG IS DA COSTA?
- GUTHRIE YOU UNDID ALL THAT WORK RAY HAD DONE, ALL THAT BRICK N MORTAR GONE TO WASTE
- Scott you're askin Logan of all people for emotional help, and he might as well have an adamantium brain with how much he refuses to acknowledge emotions, let alone his own
S: *lookin at Jean* Logan, have you ever, yknow, Really cared for someone?
L: Pliers.
- HE ANSWERED YES TO SCOTT'S QUESTION AND JUST "Most beautiful bike I ever sawhh.. I was so Speechless Someone else bought her."
- SCOTT HE TOLD YOU ABOUT A BIKE AND YOU'RE STILL ASKIN QUESTIONS ABOUT A PERSON, TO LOGAN NO LESS, LOGAN CANT BE BOTHERED TO DEAL WITH EMOTIONS, HE REFUSES TO DEAL WITH EMOTIONS
- He fuckin knows who Scott's talkin about too and he just pulls the "you tell her or I Will"
- BIRD MYSTIQUE BEING A NUISANCE
- ORORO KNOWS TOO
- So are Ororo n Logan gonna get together, cause they might as well already be
- KURT YOU HAVE AWFUL TIMING DUDE
- Alex's strong as hell surfer accent
- THAT'S NOT ALEX
- RAVEN YOU GOT BEEF WITH A TEENAGER
- OH GREAT NOT ONLY IS HE STRANDED IN THE MEXICO DESERT, HES BLIND AND STRANDED IN THE MEXICO DESERT
- Scott if you wanna try lookin around, look up
- OH WAIT I JUST REALIZED HES GOT A BUILT IN FLARE SYSTEM
- Why the fuck are a pack of wolves attacking Scott
- OH WAIT JEAN N SCOTT LITERALLY GOT A PSYCHIC LINK THING NOW
- CHARLES STOP BEIN INSUFFERABLE ABOUT YOUR POWERS, YOU WITNESSED THE POWER SURGE EVENTS IN S2
- THEY GOT A PSYCHIC LINK AND CHARLES IS SAYIN "I cant sense anything, so you obviously can't either"
- AYY SCOTTY GETTIN HELP
- Nevermind he got sent down a canyon AND THE WOLVES SAW A FUCKIN RAMP TOO
- Oh wait FUCK YEAH OIL RIG WORKERS HELPIN SCOTTY
- Mystique please for the love of fuck, stop being a bitter bitch
- IT WAS ALL A FUCKIN SET UP CAUSE MYSTIQUE IS FUCKIN BITTER ABOUT GETTIN LOCKED UP EVEN AFTER SHE BASICALLY BLACKMAILED THE XMEN INTO HELPING HER, She had a good point BUT YOU DONT NEED TO BLACKMAIL THEM WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
- MYSTIQUE YOU CUNT
- Every episode i get more of a reason to hate her more than i already did in Xtas
- WELL SO MUCH FOR JEAN FINDING THEIR LOCATION CAUSE NOS THEYRE IN THE CATACOMBS
- GET FUCKED MYSTIQUE NOW YOU CANT SEE EITHER
- LIAR
- THATS NOT JEAN
- Thank you Jean
- AYY THEY'RE FINALLY A COUPLE NOW AFTER 2 DAMN SEASONS
S3E6 - X-Treme Measures
- Been awhile since i watched xevo so imma try to remember everything
- SEWERS, THE MORLOCKS
- Wait is that a morlock?
- YES IT IS, AND SO ARE THOSE PEOPLE, HI CALLISTO BEEN A WHILE
- Why are we destroying a factory
- Oohh that was smart havin stealth backup
- Question, did they make leech look like leech but avalanche? Cause i have no idea who the reptile lookin person is, i dont know the other 2 either, just Callisto
- "Whats the damage this time" makes me think this isnt the first time the morlocks raided a factory
- Oh yeah the morlocks are tormenting this guy, probably for a good reason
- POWERADE?? LIKE THE DRINK??
- Oh you want them caught? Good luck with that
- What dumb teenager shit is goin on here, nevermind i don't think any of those characters are xmen or brotherhood
- Scott why you look nervous
- SCOTT WJY ARE YOU HIDING FROM KITTY
- WHY ARE WE HIDING FROM KITTY
- Hi Evan
- Is this no longer Bayville? Wait it doesn't look like Bayville
- WHY ARE JEAN N SCOTT HIDING FROM KITTY
- This a different Bayville highschool? It doesnt look like the original one
- NO REALLY WHY ARE WE HIDING FROM KITTY
- Scott, im pretty sure she knows what youre car looks like
- HI KURT
- Oh thats why we're hiding from kitty, so she won't ask scott to drive his car
- Kitty, Scott ain't lettin you drive his car, that's like askin to drive Logans motorcycle
- Whys this kid following Evan
- Oh thats why, that's kinda scummy
- That kid with rhe black hair looks like Cain
- Hey at least Evan aint pokin em full of holes, just knockin em around
- And now theres a crowd, great thanks
- Is this assignment letting Kitty drive Scotts car?
- HI LOGAN
- Of fuckin course hes sayin he'll do it if its dangerous
- I KNEW IT WAS LETTIN KITTY DRIVE, Also this is the second time Logans teachin someone to drive
- Oh already hes not gonna like this
- Oh he absolutely does not like this
- KITTY DO NOT, IF YOU WRECK THE XVAN ITS GONNA BE THE 2ND TIME ITS FUVKIN TRASHED
- BRO IVE NEVER HEARD LOGAN SO PANICKED HIS VOICE WENT UP AN OCTAVE
- Oh yeah she can do that
- If logan didnt have a healing factor, hed fuckin have a heart attack cause of this child
- Evan your spines are still out
- HI ORORO
- Oh tjats why they were still out
- OH MUTATION UPGRADE SHIT
- KITTY WHAT DID I SAY
- Oh wait thats not even wrecked, shits just noclipped into the xvan
- SHE RAN INTO A STREET SIGN AND A STOP SIGN
- Is Logan okay, or is he doin that thing that scared cats do when they latch on to somethin and their hackles are raised to high hell? Or is he impaled by the road signs
- KITTY YOU DO NOT HAVE THE HANG OF THIS WHO LET YOU HAVE A LEARNERS PERMIT
- Oh Logan's fine, just angry and probably panicked, but mostly angry
- KITTY THE CALL IS COMING FROM IN THE HOUSE, LEARN SELF AWARENESS
- Kitty you're not gettin a lesson no.2 after this
- Logan only snarled, thats not a good sign
- Wait he spoke, but he said scott n jean were right
- Oh he definitely is not happy
- JEAN WHAT THE FUCK, SHE JUST TELEKINETICALLY DROPPED SCOTT INTO THE ROOM WITH KITTY AFTER KITTY ASKED WHERES SCOTT N JEAN
- Evan calm down with the milk, thats shared between all yall dumbasses and ororo
- EY IS BERZERKER
- Oh, power8, thats what the guy said at the beginnin-
- REMYY WHAT FUCK ARE YOU DOIN LURKIN UNDER THE BLEACHERS
- Wait not remy, Callisto, the hat made me think it was Remys bowlcut
- Okay, not to jinx it, but whats gonna happen here
- THAT'S NOT TABITHA BUT THAT LOOKS LIKE TABITHA
- CALLISTO TELLIN EVAN THE POWER8 SHIT IS POISON Ohhhhh thats why the morlocks keep raiding the factories
- Oh fuck dude, she was right, it is poison, all the skaters but Evan arent doin okay
- EVAN NO CALLISTO TOLD YOU NOT TO
- THANK YOU ORORO
- STAGE WHERE HANK USED TO GO TO CALM DOWN EVAN REMEMBERS AAAA
- Oh hey its the morlocks, oh they kidnapped him
- Scott was grippin onto the dashboard for dear life holy fuck
- HI HANK
- Yeah its basically mutant poison
- Hey ororo, your nephew got grabbed by the morlocks, hes probably safe, they're probably gonna try to help him recover
- HI CALIBAN
- Oh yeah, the mutation upgrade shit Not respondin well to all this
- Oh Callisto noticed the plates and jumped to conclusions and decided to forcefully recruite Evan to the morlocks
- Ohhh fuck, they got power8 bullshit in the runoff, o fuck man
- Wasnt Berzerker with them previously back when the mansion was blown up?
- No really though, who's the turtle man thats dressed like Avalanche, hair included
- Oh thats fuckin smart dude
- IS THEIR NAME SCALEFACE OR IS THAT RAY MAKIN UP NAMES, I REALLY WANNA KNOW CAUSE THEY LOOK COOL AS HELL
- YEAH SURE LETS DEPLOY TAZERS IN A FULL METAL FACTORY
- HI SCOTTY
- HI JEAN
- HI ORORO
- So i love the Morlocks, they look cool as fuck and they're smart as fuck
- Hey buddy, they dont trust you
- Kurt crawlin on the sewer walls
- Okay well, smart on havin Kitty drive Xaviers limo, let him know what it's fuckin like
- Oh i fuckin hate this dude
S3E7 - The Toad, The Witch, and the Wardrobe
- Hey why are we in Europe? And following this person hidin around while wearin a friar robe or whatever its called
- MASTERMIND??
- Oh yewh im pretty sure thats mastermind
- Yeah i had a feeling this was italy
- WHY IS MASTERMIND RUNNIN FROM MAGNUS AND WHY IS MAGNUS BEIN OMINOUS AS HELL ABOUT TRACKING DOWN MASTERMIND
- Hi magnus, you look like an ultrakill character (no his design hasnt changed, i only just figured out what he looks like with the helmet shadowing his face)
- Mastermind, he literally has the anti telepathy helmet, did you really think that was gonna work?
- Quick question, why does mastermind have fangs
- Whys wanda in a taxi
- WHY DID THE BRIDGE CATCH FIRE?
- WHYS THE BRIDGE CATCHING FIRE LIKE FUCKED UP PYROTECHNICS- Wait, I think i know, and i think i just said it, The flames are movin around like a certain character i know can do with fire
- Yeah fire horses, i think i know whos doin this, but why?
- OH FIRE GOT ON THE GAS TRUCK OH BOY
- WANDA GO THE GAS TRUCKS ON FIRE
- Pyro laughing like a goofball
- Oh i love him hes so silly
- Wait hold on, ohhh wait i think only Kurts still goin to the original Bayville high while everyone else is goin somewhere different cause Kurt was insistent on hiding the fact hes a mutant
- HI TODD ITS BEEN A WHILE Oh great what's Tolansky planning
- Oh wait is this the episode where Kurt goes to Amanda's house but Todd ruins it?
- Wanda, did you really think that was gonna make Pyro stop?
- Oh he dropped a key
- WELL THERE GOES THE HAS TRUCK, AND THE ENTIRE BRIDGE
- Oh Wanda's been lookin for magnus so magnus sent pyro to tell wanda to stop
- WANDAS REACTION TO JEAN SAYIN PIETROS BACK WITH THE BROTHERHOOD OH FUCK HOWS THIS GONNA TURN OUT
- HI FRED Pietro can get curbstomped for all i care
- Todds gonna fall tryin to get pietro tv signal
- Hey Lance, throw the oil rag at 'im
- And there goes Todd
- THANK YOU LANCE
- Pietro, lance would be a better leader than you
- OH NOW HES PUSSYING OUT CAUSE HE SAW WANDA
- I forgot Todd was a simp for Wanda I DONT BLAME HIM FOR RATTIN OUT PIETRO THOUGH HE DESERVES THAT SHIT
- Todd no dont do that dont say that, know your value, she doesnt want you
- And he got thrown into the kitchen
- Todd no dont bother Kurt with that, is that really the whole fuckin reason he ruins Kurt's date thing with Amanda? Really?
- KURT
Amanda: Kurt! :D You're early :)
Kurt: *suddenly sad* okay ill leave *turns to start walkin away*
- Kurt stop i actually wanna watch this episode not keep my head down in second hand embarrassment
- AMANDAS MOM HAS AN ACCENT
- Oh he is so self conscious oh boy
- Oh thats why
- He still does the finger thing i love that little feature so much
- Oh he is freaking the hell outta Amandas mom oh boy, today is the Worst day for the image inducer to start freakin out
- I cannot watch this I'm upset for kurt
- TODD FUCKING HELL
- "*Falls in the sink after jumping in from the window* EWWWHH I TOUCHED SOAP >_<"
- TODD WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHY YOU SPIT ON AMANDAS DAD
- NO TODD YOU'RE MAKIN A SCENE
- I cannot watch this this is stressin me out, can we go back to the x mansion?
- DAMMIT TODD HE TOOK THE IMAGE INDUCER ANYWAY ohhhh thats why hes fuckin up kurts day, just for the image inducer
- Hi wanda
- Todd still has his teeth, and is flirting like himself
- Yeah exactly, also Wanda is literally yknow, the scarlet witch, i feel like she'd know it was toad even if he didnt immediately give himself away
- And hes fallin again
- TODD PLEASE FUCKIN STOP RUINING THIS FOR YOURSELF, Gave himself away by doin his frog jumps
- Yeah so kurts night was ruined just for this shit, thanks Todd
- PYRO
- TODD FUCJ OFF WAIT IS THAT TODD OR AN ANTAGONIST TJAT ISNT PYRO??
- I fee like its todd yeah it was todd, dammit todd
- I garuntee you Kurts image inducer is gonna be ruined after all this
- Hey question, whats with magnus and orbs? His hideout here is an orb
- AND THE KNOCKOUT GAS DRONE IS AN ORB
- Why does evo magnus like orbs
- TODD CALLED KURT NIGHTCREEPER, ALSO HOPPIN IN SAYIN HEY LIKE HE TOTALLY DIDN'T JUST WRECK HIM MEETING AMANDAS PARENTS
- JEAN XAVIER HELP
- YES IT IS THE WRONG TIME TO ASK KURT FOR A FAVOR
- Magnus i dont like you here you're not helping with doin this
- HI PIOTR HI PYRO Wheres Remy HI REMY
- Ohhh he was recruiting Mastermind in the beginning of the episode, cause mastermind hadnt been an acolyte yet
- MAGNUS YOU DON'T UNINTENTIONALLY GIVE YOUR DAUGHTER BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSE YOU WANT TO REBUILD THE FATHER DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIP BUT SHE DOESNT
- Oh my fuck hes havin Mastermind fuck with her memories so she doesnt remember havin a reaon to be mad at Magnus, Magnus i do not like you xtas magnus was better you're just vile
- "Hopefully your mind wont be too damaged by the process" FUCK OFF YOU FREAK
- OH LEFT HER AT A PSYCH WARD TO BE DRAGGED AWAY INTO A CELL? NOPE AT THE CARNIVAL RIDIN A CAROUSEL WITH PIETRO
- BEIN SLID SHITTY HOSPITAL FOOD FROM A SLOT IN A DOOR? NAH AT A PICNIC WITH MAGNUS
- SENTINEL ATTACK ON THE ROOF OF A BUILDING? WHAT? NO THAT WAS WATCHIN FIREWORKS WITH MAGNUS
- Todd normally i love you but you just fucked everything up here
- YEAH LETS TRICK KURT INTO THINKIN HE'LL GET HIS INDUCER BACK AFTER HELPIN WANDA BUT LITTLE DOES HE KNOW THE INDUCER IS FUCKIN BROKEN CAUSE HE KEPT FALLING AND GETTIN THROWN AROUND CAUSE HES A DUMBASS
- YES THANK YOU KURT EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
- Brother, you look relatively fine, you just reek, kurt has had him not lookin human be an issue his whole life, literally the backstory in xtas was that mystique dropped him down a waterfall cause he was too blue and not a shapeshifter
- Kurt please teach this moron a better german accent holy fuck
- REMY PYRO N PIOTR AAA
- PIOTR MOVIN SHIT AROUND IN A STORAGE ROOM
- They're hidin from piotr, he's gonna find em unless they pull some scooby do shit
- I love piotr so much
- Oh yeah kurt can teleport
- THANK YOU FOR INTERRUPTING MASTERMIND
- Why yes he in fact does have a better idea
- NO FUCK MASTERMIND FINISHED BRAINWASHING WANDA
- Todd no dont why are we kissing wanda when she Just woke up from bein brainwashed
- Kurt took back the image inducer mid todd kissing wanda
- Wait no Kurt didn't take the inducer back
- YES HE IS A SLIMY WORM, Or a slimy frog/toad if you will
- She smiled and said thank you, til she watched him eat a fly
- Yeah bud, you kinda are
- Oh shit Todd really ruined that night with kurt n amanda oh boy
- I mean yeah, he n todd did wreck the house, that is fair
- Yeah i wonder why she doesnt remember why she was mad at Magnus
- OH FUCK TODDS BOUTTA RUIN ALL THAT SHIT MASTERMIND DID THANK YOU YOU YAPPY FUCKIN FROG
- DAMMIT PIETRO
- I want the earth to swallow Pietro whole, can Avalanche make that happen?
S3E8 - Self Possessed
- Rogue n Scott playin racket ball
- HA GET FUCKED SCOTT ALSO WHY DID ROGUE DO PARKOUR
- Wait what are we talkin about
- Is this a flashback?
- Hi Destiny. Mystique *said with the most bitter disdain possible, like 100% cocoa bitter*.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROGUE HAS TO DO WITH SOME SORT OF PROPHECY AND WHAT DO YOH MEAN SHE MAY NOT LIVE??
- Oh Freds mutation makin a breif comback there
- Oh well the episode title makes sense now OH WAIT IS THIS THE EPISODE WHERE ROGUE GRABS PIOTRS MUTATION?
- Hi Logan, OF COURSE LOGAN IMMEDIATELY KNOWS SOMETHINS UP
- Jean for a car
- LOGAN EYEBROW RAISE
- JEAN DONT LET KITTY DRIVE THANK YOU
- Oh rogue n scott were talking about a concert
- Hi kurt
- Hey why are we surprised Jean n Scott are goin out together?
- MYSTIQUE FUCK OFF WITH PRETENDING TO BE A FRIEND OF ROGUES GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE MAN ITS STARTIN TO GET WEIRD
- Im tired
- Im so very tired
- ROGUE NO YOU'RE GONNA FUCK UP MYSTIQUES PLAN ON SNEAKING INFO ON THE XMEN BY PRETENDING TO BE SOME KID WHOS YOU'RE FRIEND
- Wait wheres the nose stud that she had, i remember her having one where the fuck is it
- Again, I'm tired
- The singer looks like if Remy was from California
- TABITHA FINALLY ITS BEEN SO LONG
- How the fuck did they let a 12yro in a suit in? Whys he in a suit, Kitty you shoulda known he'd do all this if you asked him to go to the concert with you
- Yeah he didnt have any plans cause hes 12, whats he gonna fuckin do? Everyone else is like 14+
- AOWH ROBERTO GAVE MULTIPLE HIS SUIT AND HE WANTS A FULL REPORT LATER
- HEY THATS NOT JAMIES FAULT
- Jean you are on a fuckin date
- Yeah totally not a date, and so what if it is, they say as if they arent nervous as hell about it cause it really is a fuckin date cause they only recently got together even though there was a tension there before but both of em were doin other shit even though it bugged them and the other that they were doin other shit
- Wait do we only get that one Tabitha cameo? Or is she gonna be prevalent throughout this episode? Cause thatd be dumb if it was just a cameo
- Okay yes while i agree rogue can do better, i dont wanna agree with mystique, also rogue is clearly not havin a good time, can yall like leave n go get her a sprite or somethin?
- NO ITS NOT FINE YOU MORON YOU KNOW YOUR DAUGHTER DOESNT DO WELL IN CROWDS AND HAS BAD EXPERIENCES WITH IT, NO WJY WOULD YOU JUST BRUSH IT OFF N GO "Relax you're covered up enough" WHEN SHES CLEARLY ABOUT TO HAVE WHAT WOULD LOOK LIKE A PANIC ATTACK IF WE WERE UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES
- OKAY IM SKIPPIN I CANT WATCH THIS SECTION
- WAIT HOWD HER SLEEVE RIP OFF
- Oh someone fell and ripped it off, of course
- OKAY NOW CAN YOU GET HER OUTTA HERE, HER WHOLE FUCKIN ARM IS OUT CAUSE THE SLEEVE GOT TORN THE FUCK OFF
- SABRETOOTH AA Also hi Tabitha BUT SABRETOOTH
- OHHHHH, SHE GOT MYSTIQUES SHAPESHIFTER ABILITY BUT SABRETOOTH TOOK OVER SO SHE SHIFTED INTO SABRETOOTH, So that was not actually Sabretooth, just rogue shapeshifted into Sabretooth
- WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO KEEPIN HER SHELTERED SO SHIT LIKE THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN, THIS IS LITERALLY MYSTIQUES FAULT BTW SHE SUGGESTED TAKIN ROGUE TO TJE CONCERT
- Well this is just makin me miss evo Sabretooth, cause i really wanna say big kitty man but thats not actually the big kitty man
- ALSO NOTSABRETOOTH HAIR IN HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE NOTTEMDUDE FROM HATRED
- Scott that's not actually Sabretooth it's rogue shapeshifted as Sabretooth cause mystique is awful at parenting
- JAMIE BE CAREFUL
- JAMIE CLONES KEEPIN MAIN JAMIE COVERED FROM DANGER
- Oh fuck i really wish that was Sabretooth
- OKAY SHES JUGGERNAUT NOW OH BOY
- Oh yeah he does do the rhino method doesn't he, he did that in the lego marvel superheroes xmen chapter
- Nah yallre fine, its only rogue n mystique, the Sabretooth and juggernaut are both rogue cause rogue accidentally touched mystique cause mystique is awful at parenting
- Well so much for this prophecy shit, you couldnta just kidnapped her like anyone else woulda done? You coulda fuckin hired someone to kidnap her for you
- Well at least jamie had fun
- And shes magneto now, i cant lie magnus's design is so fuckin sick, i just wish he wasnt a major asshole
- And now we got pietro
- OKAY TURNING INTO ARCADE WORKED?
- HEY LOGAN PLEASE FUCKIN HELP ROGUE YOU'RE LIKE THE ONLY TRUSTWORTHY ONE AT THIS POINT, NO OME ELSE KNOWS WHATS GOIN ON
- MYSTIQUE FUCK OFF YOU BITCH
- EXACTLY
- EXACTLY ROGUE I AGREE
- HEY RAVEN GUESS WHAT, WHEN SHE TOUCHES SOMEONE SHE GETS THEIR MEMORIES, GUESS HOW MANY PEOPLES MEMORIES SHES GOT, YOU THINK SHE KNOWS ANYTHING ANYMORE?
- OH YEAH LIKE HAVING HER ADMIT THAT SHES YOUR ADOPTED DAUGHTER IS GONNA HELP ANYTHING
- She turned into the big kitty man and Immediately snarled out Wolverine, funnily enough heres logan on his way cause i guess the others told him they saw "Sabretooth"
- Lemme guess, logan didnt know where "Sabretooth" was cause shapeshifting doesnt change scent, so "Sabretooth" managed to catch Logan off guard?
- Okay so thats kinda the answer but to be fair, Vic also would jump on logan if he was in the middle of patroling an area as a sneak attack
- LOGAN ITS SOMETHIN WHEN YOU KNOW YOUR SWORN ENEMYS BEHAVIOR, "Sabretooth" yelled FIGHT ME and swung the cut up light pole at Logan and he just went, "Now i Know yer not Sabretooth"
- Oh great Scotts here
- Oh they're all here, also Scott blasted rogue Sabretooth into a brick wall despite logan yellin no
- Well no shes obviously not thinkin straight, she shapeshifted as Sabretooth and yelled at logan to fight her
- THANKS MYSTIQUE YOU RUINED THE CONCEPT OF FRIENDS FOR HER
- Yeah Scott that's basically whays happenin
- I fuckin love the sound design in this show
- Oh man this is like fighting wanda
- Yeha let the man with adamantium bones and a healing factor stop her, hed probably do better than yall at calming her down also, unless she uses magnetos powers n annihilates him
- EYY THEY USED THE FACT THAT HES HEAVY AS SHIT, THEY JUST IMMEDIATELY FUCKIN FELL AND CRUSHED A CAR
- Wait when did she get multiple's powers?
- And yeah there we go theres the magnetism what'd i say
- METAL CRUNCH.MP3
- Shes makin him spin
- Logan's such a good parent, helpin his kits through tough times
- CHARLES?? CHARLES WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT
- Mystique this is entirely your fault btw dont act like it isnt
- LOGANS BEEN SITTIN NEXT TO ROGUE IN THE INFIRMARY ALL NIGHT
- AYE SHES UP
- MYSTIQUE FUCK YOU AND FUCK OFF YOU'RE AWFUL
- Oh no dont tell me its who I think it is i dont like that
S3E9 - Under Lock and Key
- Oh its whats his fuckin name, mesmero, oh he is tryin to unlock the lazarus temple if we're about to deal with who i think we're about to deal with
- DA GAMBIT ITS BEEN SO FUCKIN LONG LOOK AT HIM ACROBATIC LIL FUCKER
- Originally saw this clip of him breaking the window on Pinterest AND HERE IT FUCKIN IS
- OH WAIT HES BREAKIN INTO WARRENS HOUSE
- Also love that warrens wings move around like animal ears when he hears somethin while asleep
- Also this is the second time ive seen warren get somethin of his stolen in a cartoon
- AND GAMBITS GONE AS QUICK AS HE GOT IN Btw love his boots
- Bud why are you working with mesmero also why did warren have one of the keys, is this foreshadowing to warren getting turned into archangel? (If he even does in this show?)
- Oh look it's the magnet man that shouldnt be a parent
- GAMBIT WAS MIND CONTROLLED THATS WHY Wait howd the fuck he get a hold of remy in the first place?
- Btw completely forgot remy was an acolyte here
- Hey magnus are we just gonna leave remy there? I know you can fly n shit but he cant
- Oh no wait he's following
- Oh yeah warren got knocked out
- Ironic that the next scene opened with a seagull flying over the mansion
- Drake dont get cocky over a fuckin game of baseball
- I cant tell if Scotts fidgeting or if hes signaling to jean
- Hank just fully ignoring Bobby
- Oh yeah hes signaling
- WHATD I FUCKIN SAY ABOYT THE SEAGULL WHATD I FUCKIN SAY, IRONIC, NOW WARRENS FUCKIN HERE i love bein able to spot cinematic rules n tropes n shit
- While we're on the topic of evo magnus bein a major asshole and sucking entirely, i dont like that he doesnt at least look somewhat old, like he just looks like a 30-35yro (or a super stressed 23yro) with white hair and super obnoxiously chisled features, meanwhile Mastermind actually looks old (i know its cause of the fuckin superhuman shit he got into with the captain America super soldier thing idgaf make that old man actually look like an old man)
- Also why the short hair, wheres the long hair he has in almost literally everything else (excluding the movies)
- No ya fuckin dumbass they're wondering what xavier n warren are talking about
- AND HE FULLY SNEAKS INTO THE ROOM AS IF XAVIER ISNT TELEPATHIC
- Bobby i love you but you are so fucking stupid
- Thanks Hank
- Bobby you are like 15, you werent even here in the first season
- ITS MESMERO OF COURSE HED FUCKIN DISAPPEAR FUCKIN IMBECILES
- Magnus's voice doesnt match his face ive just realized
- Also Magnus n Mastermind are goin back to europe Just to chase after this fuckin shit they forced themselves into cause Magnus is a greedy fuckin power hungry bitch here and i hate him
- Oh yeah rogues in the infirmary after the last episode
- WHY ARE YOU GIVING THE SICK PERSON KITTY'S COOKING
- BEST PARENTS LOGAN N ORORO
- Kurt stop pushin she's in this room because of mystique ALSO SHE DOESNT HAVE YOUR FUCKED UP APPETITE DUDE WHAT DO YOU MEAN KITTY MAKING A ANCHOVY JALAPENO PIZZA??
- Yeah i wonder why the museum looks quiet, maybe because it's probably past midnight and also Magnus can just move metal shit with his mind, there wouldnt be a need to blow up the damn place
- Bobby you fuckin moron
- Or well he can do that, bit more destructive than i was thinking but whatever
- HI VICTOR ITS BEEN A WHILE
- Pyros stupid smug ass smile
- OF COURSE REMY WOULD FINISH THE FUCKIN GAME FOR HIM
- Piotr pretending to be a statue til the guard looks at him <33
- Pyro thats a fire hazard we don't need the whole damn building burning down, if Magnus wanted the place destroyed hed do it himself or have Vic n Piotr do it
- Oh he's fuckin maniacal <3
- OH YEAH CAUSE LOCKING YOURSELF IN A STORAGE CLOSETS GONNA KEEP YOU SAFE FROM A DUDE WITH A FLAMETHROWER WHO CAN GENERATE A FUCKIN FIREHORSE AMONG OTHER SHIT REAL FUCKIN SMART THERE
- Bobby shut up
- Still love most of the designs for this show, yknow kurt bein digitigrade, HANK ACTUALLY HAVING APE ANATOMY AND BUILD
- HANK DOES THE CURL THING WITH HIS FINGERS SINCE HE WALKS USING HIS HANDS LIKE A PRIMATE AAAAA
- Also yes hank, he has No fuckin idea cause he decided to join despite bein told no cause i guess whatever we're doing sounded cool
- Vic got fuckin slammed into colossus, and its funny cause colossus didnt even do anything to help, he just fuckin stood there as he got hit with an optic blast i love him
- Oh no, mesmeros bein chased by a fuckin elevator
- AND HANK MAKES ANIMAL SOUNDS <333
- He got got by the elevator and it crumbled in on itself so Mesmero cant get out
- Oh great the spider keybturbed into an actual spider MAGNUS STOP BEING A POWER HUBGRY BITCH NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE ABOUT YOU
- Dont yoy fucking stare there and pose while staring down your ex fuck off
- Oh nooo, the key ran away and he couldn't get it back and it hurt his feelings so he wants it fuckin dead
- PIOTR NOT EVEN RUNNING, JUST WALKING CASUALLY WHILE REMY N VIC ARE RUNNIN
- Oh wait now hes running
- DAMMIT THE SPIDER TOOK OUT PIOTR
- Vics using part of a tree trunk to hit the spider in the face
- Pyro stop its gonna beat your ass too, i garuntee you the fire did nothin
- IT DID NOTHING CAUSE IT WENT UNDERGROUND
- Why are we chasin after the giant see through spider that defeated magnus, the acolytes, and jean
- REMY TAKIN THE SMART APPROACH UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE TRYIN TO BEAT IT INTO SUBMISSION
- THANK YOU FOR NOT BEIN DONE COMPLETELY CAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO SAY PLEASE WAKE UP JUST CAUSE MAGNUS SAID "Just long enough"
- Please bite him
- Dammit he got a hold of it, fuck
- Oh it was a guardian, and magnus killed it, so now the door is definitely about to open THANKS MAGNUS FOR YOUR FUCKIN STUPIDITY YOUR FUCKIN NEED TO BE IN CONTROL OF SHIT EXCEPT YOURS IS WORSE THAN CABLES
S3E10 - Cruise Control
- Oh hey its Tabitha
- Also why are we lookin at a cruise ship
- Oh cause the xmen are here, next question Why are we on a cruise ship
- Ororo shes she sick TABITHA SHES SEA SICK yknow what at least Tabitha's takin her someowhere to get her help
- Again why are we on a cruise ship
- I wouldn't call "floating out in the open ocean" peaceful, especially in this fuckin universe
- Personal time huh?
- TABITHA I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE HELPFUL THIS IS NOT HELPFUL
- "Name this movie" makes the fuckin iceberg from the titanic RIGHT IN THE SHIPS LINE OF PATH CAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING DUMB
- YEAH FUCKIN UNDO IT DIPSHIT BEFORE YOU CRASH THE BOAT THAT AT LEAST HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE ARE ON
- WHATD I SAY WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY
- Rogue's lucky she didnt go, cause Bobby managed to single handedly (with Tabitha's braincells cause i doubt he has any) put the Entire fucking boat of people in danger
- Bobby you are Literally iceman, you can make bridges n shit outta ice, Jeans telepathy also works
- THANK YOU SCOTT
- Jean he doesnt have common sense
- When Isnt Scott stressrd
- AMARA SHOULD'VE GONE TO HER ROOM AGES AGO
- I was thinkin its part of her mutation, yknow lava n water dont really combine well
- THANK YOU FOR REMINDING HER BUT I DOUBT SHE'LL REMEMBER
- NEVER SAY "What could happen" THATS THE QUICKEST WAY TO FUCKIN JINX YOURSELF
- Ororo you shoulda told everyone else to be low profile, cause Multiple's hogging the food
- "Scotts on a warpath" *deletes his clones and therefore drops the plates* BY THE WAY BOBBY, DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THE WHOLE SHIT THAT WENT DOWN WITH THE BROTHERHOOD ATTACKING THE SCHOOL AMONG EVERYTHING ELSE?? ID BE STRESSED TOO
- NOT TO MENTION YOU ALMOST GOT YOURSELF AND THE WHOLE SHIP HURT CAUSE YOU WERE GOOFIN OFF
- Kitty, Kurt please fuck off, stop staring at em
- The irony of kitty and kurt mocking jean n Scott for dating, the complete irony, as if Kurt totally wasnt concerned about kitty not liking him in the first season
- Btw whos this stuck up bitch complaining about the food, can we send her back?
- WHAT HAPPENED TO LOW PROFILE!! I KNEW TABITHA WOULD FORGET ORORO TELLIN HER TO NOT USE HER FUCKING POWERS I KNEW IT
- Oh course the bitch complaining about the food would be anti mutant of fuckin course
- Jamie you cloned the lobsters
- AND THERE GOES KURTS IMAGE INDUCER MAKIN SHIT MORE CHAOTIC
- So fuckin glad Logan isn't here
- YEHA I WONDER WHY ORORO WAS SO FUCKIN MAD MAYBE BECAUSE SHE SPECIFICALLY TOLD YALL TO NOT USE YOUR DAMN POWERS
- AND THERE GOES THE NO BEIN CALLED FREAKS AND WHATEVER ELSE SCOTT SAID THATS ALL GONE NOW
- If i was in their position id be fuckin seethin, im already seethin
- Oh boy the anxiety is sky rocketing, ALL BECAUSE NO ONE REMEMBERED TO STAY LOW PROFILE
- IT WAS GOING OKAY TIL SOME DUMBASSES RUINED IT
- Oh great now Amaras fuckin dying
- No xkids huh?
- "What could happen" STOP JINXING YOURSELF
- Kurt, his mutation is ice, same reason Amara wasnt doing well on water
- "Do i know what my girl needs or what" OR WHAT, CAUSE YOU TOOK HER TO BOBBY WHEN SHE FIRST WASNT DOING OKAY, INSTEAD OF YKNOW, AN INFIRMARY, OR HER ROOM
- DAMMIT AMARA
- Amaras fine, TIL SHE ACTIVATED THE FUVKIN VOLCANO
- Yeah no Logan would hate All of this, like everything happening in this episode
- Yeah they're on the island cause amara needed land and scott n jean wanted alone time, and kurt n kitty wanted to keep following jean n scott
- Bobby dont think you can just easily stop the volcano
- Oh yeah there was a weird storm
- AND THERE IT GOES
- Tabitha im sure amara knoes what shes doing
- BOBBY LAVA MELTS ICE
- ORORO
- Ororo i think shes fine
- Yeah exactly, shes fine
- Her codename is literally Magma i think shes fine
- Yeah not exactly like she can do that back in fuckin new york
- Oh thats it, we're finally done now? Thanks that was annoying
S3E11 - X23
- LOGAN NEW DAUGHTER EPISODE
- what the fuck is going on here
- WAIT LEMME READ THAT
- Coulda sworn he was like 300-400lbs, not 232lbs
- Btw pretty sure its common knowledge hes from Canada, specifically Alberta
- "Ssn: ???" YOU'RE TELLIN ME THERE WAS AN OPPORTUNITY TO JUST HAVE LOGANS SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER IN A FUCKIN EPISODE
- Btw blood type is d+
- Ohhhh, Laura's readin his file, to find him, right
- Wait whyd she destroy all the monitors showing pics of him
- Laura you can scale walls
- Yeah exactly like that
- Why does bobby do a pretty good logan impression
- This aint a training session anymore
- Well wait, yes it is
- "Ill find the others n come back for you" everyone is stuck somewhere
- Sam is being bested by a fuckin net
- BOBBY WASNT PAYIN ATTENTION AND HE SLID INTO LOGAN
- After last 2 episodes, fuckin missed Logan
- "Why does Fury believe you have anything to do with the SHIELD break in?" Maybe cause the intruder has metal retractable claws
- And apparently his dna
- Xavier you know he dont like askin for help
- Thats why hes got a sample of your dna
- Also that immediate aggression and snarl when this lady called him weapon x
- why are we in a hurry over this?
- "Perfect weapon" aka weapon x 2.0 aka tiny logan
- Yeah i wonder why there was some instability, look at Logan, you think he's stable? No
- Could also be because youre keeping this child clone of logan in a warehouse and only ever having her train
- Shes out there somewhere, yeah shes already at the mansion cause she was huntin for Logan
- Yeah there she is
- Yeah on the topic of wolverine, theres one in the tree above you
- Hank do you not sense her?
- Yeah i wonder why she's so fuckin pissed
- "Blend in naturally" huh?
- Good you dont deserve to sleep at night for literally putting a child through what logan went through, minus the parent death
- "Oh we gotta find her" SHE WENT FINDIN LOGAN BUT LOGAN AINT HERE
- Oh my fuck Charles is sensing Logan but its actually Laura cause shes got Logan's dna
- HOW DO YOU MISTAKE A TEENAGE GIRL WITH LOGANS DNA CRYING IN A ROOM FOR LOGAN?
- oh distraction i see
- She incapacitated the professor so now shes lookin around the nansions
- DAMMIT SHE GOT SAM TOO
- Oh thats where everyone went
- LOGAN IT TOOK YOU FUCKING FOREVER MAN WHAT THE HELL
- DAMMIT SHE GOT ORORO
- Complicated, as Laura just cut a hole open in the floor Logan was standin on
- Logan she's after you, you know shes got your dna n shit
- Logan you dont tend to talk about problems, why would she?
- NOT THE TV
- Laura why the fuck would he want someone to be the next weapon x after the shit he went through?
- Cant lie i was half expectin her to start runnin on all fours
- FURY GETTIN IN LOGANS FACE CAUSE HE ISNT LETTING SHIELD GET A HOLD OF LAURA BUT FURY'S GOTTA BEND DOWN A BIT CAUSE LOGANS 5'3 I KNOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE SOME EMOTIONAL THING BUT ITS SO FUCKIN FUNNY
- Oh fuck i wish i had a way to get frames of this show cause holy fuck
- oh boy logan training session
- Oh wait its actually a fun thing and not whatever the fuck intense shit he was havin em for before
- HA NICE "Oh and uhh, extra credit for anyone who takes out the ice cube"
- So i take it everyone but bobby gets that extra credit?
S3E12 & 13 - Dark Horizon
- I still can't get over how they did Magnus so dirty in this show
- Wait is the this episode when Apocalypse finally shows up and the literal teenagers plus Charles, Hank, Ororo, Logan, n Warren have to fight him n put him back in his interdimensional box
- WAIT IS THIS THE MAGNUS PLAYING WITH CHARLES MIND WHILE HES ASLEEP CLIP?
- Thats not Magnus
- No thats rogue what thw fuck is rogue doing
- WHY IS ROGUE ABSORBING EVERYONES MEMORIES N POWERS
- Still love that Kitty has a dinosaur plushie
- No scotts passed out and/or possessed
- And there goes Kitty
- BRO THATS A GOOD LIL TIDBIT ABOUT MUTATIONS, KITTY FUCKIN NOCLIPPED THROUGH HER PILLOW WHILE SHE WAS ASLEEP
- Kurt turning off the alarm with his tail
- Wait fuck you mean last day of school
- KURT GET YOUR ASS OFF THE TABLE AT LEAST HANG OFF THE CHANDELIER MAN
- Everyones fuckin rushin cause Rogue got possessed and snatched everyone's powers n shit
- If thats destiny or mystique please fuck off
- Jean i dont blame Scott, dont give hik shit about it
- WHEN WILL KELLY FUCK OFF ITS NOT LIKE WE CAN JUST KILL HIM CAUSE ITS A KIDS SHOW
- Todd what in the ever loving fuck are you doing you are pissing off Fred
- Rogue why are we sneakin into the brotherhood house
- And there goes Wanda
- FREDS WATCHIN THE POWER PUFF GIRLS, Sittin in his chair havin his breakfast in a hopefully comfy ass bathrobe, no cares to be seen
- Love that Todd's default stance is frog sit
- Todd basically sharing breakfast with fred
- And there goes Lance
- What the fuck is going on man
- THERE GOES FRED N TODDS BREAKFAST
- YOUD THINK PIETRO WOULDVE SEEN SHIT GOIN DOWNHILL SOONER, NOPE NOT UNTIL TODD GETS GOT
- WANDAS BEEN PASSED OUT, LANCE ONLY GOT GOT CAUSE HE FOUND WANDA, THEN FRED N TODD
- Is Rogue gonna struggle getting Pietro? Cause he may be kinda dumb and egotistical, however, hes egotistical and only watches out for himself, also very fast
- Exactly
- Well she got Wandas powers, neverminD
- MYSTIQUE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLANNING
- We're just completely glossing over Rogue sneaking off and absorbing people's mrmories n powers, also rogue being fucking Gone?
- PIOTR!!
- Oh now we're getting the acolytes too?
- Hi Victor, coulda done that before she knocked Piotr out, also you shouldve smelled her n Mystique here quicker than that
- She aint stupid, shes possessed or somethin
- REMYYY
- Remys such a fuckin yapper
- Well there goes the acolytes, minus Mastermind
- Yeah i was about to say didnt remy like completely fall on the floor? He did, it was Rogue disguise as Remy
- No realy though what the fuck is going on
- No wait hold it did she move him against a box? Okay whatever i guess
- If she wants all the acolytes though shes still gotta get Mastermind, and fuck knows where his cryptic ass is at
- Jean would be the type to be happy cause "we got our whole future ahead of us :D"
- I coulda sworn jean was on the taller side, why she look like shes Logans height?
- Loagn n Hank <333
- Kelly fuck off ya prick you're talkin to teenagers
- Oh fuck off man, magneto what the fuck
- Oh is mesmero behind this? Oh so she is
- THAT WOULD ALSO EXPLAIN WHY ROGUE IS THROWING CHAIRS AT EVERYONE AND FLEW OFF
- KELLY SHUT IT
- Magneto told Vic n Remy to go with Logan and he immediately went "No! I dont need them >:("
- Charles having to tell him off
- OH WAIT IS THIS THE EPISODE WITH LOGAN REMY N VIC GOING ON SOME KIND OF TRIP AND IT'S BASICALLY JUST REMY GOT STUCK BABYSITTING 2 ANIMALS THAT LOATHE EACHOTHERS GUTS??
- Charles scolding logan and logan n vic Immediately growling at each other
- YES IT IS THE ROAD TRIP THING
- I feel so bad for Remys nervous system
- I read a fic based of this episode and its all i can think about now
- Look at the feral animals work together <333
- Nevermind, they immediately started arguing about who was where and which one of em is better at tracking
- Metal crunch.mp3
- LOGAN SITTIN ON THE TOP OF THE LIMO WHILE REMYS TRYIN TO GET EM BACK UNDER CONTROL, HE JUST SHUFFLES OVER A BIT WHILE REMYS STARIN DOWN VIC
- HIS HOP DOWN AAA
- I love these idiots
- Vic isnt an arboreal animal, he wouldn't think about aircraft first
- Charles please dont have a seizure while finding the lazarus temple
- Okay thank fuck he didnt pass out
- The constant fighting between Vic n Logan and Remy having to interrupt their arguments before we get comic level ratings
- Oh boy having vic n logan on a plane will go over well totally /sarc
- Welp Kitty found the lazarus temple
- Oh the ground fucking seperated, oh cause theres a some-fucking-how built in stairway that leads underground
- Okay if its the statues literally coming to life part that creeps you out, i get that, but please put some respect on the kemetic gods' names, i got altars for like 3 of em
- Thank you Magnus for helping your ex husband not get dropped into the earths core
- OH NOW JEANS PASSED OUT
- Oh great they got seperated
- "Nice n slow" "you got it *speeds the fuck outta there while pyro tries lighting one of the statues entirely on fire*"
- I love piotrs voice
- No hank no one reads cause whatever headsets they got probably are destroyed
- Of course hank can read heiroglyphs
- Im sorry wait apocalypse was a child once?
- Why are we putting a sob story to a character that literally tries taking over the entire fucking universe, all timelines n shit, etc etc?
- WAIT THE STATUES ARENT SOME PARANORMAL THING ITS ROBOTS???
- Well the sphynx/lion statues were robotics at least
- I still cant believe apocalypse was like an actual person at one point, and not like, a force of nature or whatever the fuck he was in xtas
- KITTY MAN N WEASEL IN THEIR NATURAL ENVIRONMENT
- Remys so fuckin tired of their shit with the whole scent tracking thing
- Hey Kurt why the fuck are we insulting Piotr
- Oh wait are we still doin the implied kitty x Kurt thing?
- "Hes a softie if you ask me, hes just so quiet :)" as Piotr literally breaks a fucking wall down to find Kitty n Kurt
- AAAAHHHHH "I.. i grew concerned.."
- I love piotr so much
- Okay wait so, the lion/shpynx statues were robotics, are the god statues also robotics? Or is it whatever the spider guardian key thing was?
- Yeah maybe it was buried for over 5 thousand years cause no one else but mesmero so far has tried opening the lazarus chamber, and also gotten past the secret stairway thats built into the fucking ground, and also the statues literally trying to keep people out, not to mention the spider guardian key thing that only got destroyed cause it hurt Magnus's feelings when he realized he couldn't have control over it, and also Mesmero using Magnus as a way to get the spider guardian out of his way of getting into the chamber
- Oh that cerebro interface looks like the headress Apocalypse wears when hes in the lazarus chamber in xtas
- I just fuckin know Logan was yelling for hank over that intercom for so fucking long
- Charles looks so angry and confused
- "Stop them any way you can" you let the most psychologically sensitive people in charge of taking care of a high level telepath
- Vic can we not one up logan right now yall are in charge of getting Mystique, Rogue n Mesmero off this fucking mountain
- "Do me a favor, why dont you Both jump off the mountain" remy is so fucking done making sure these grown fucking men don't try to fucking kill each other while on this mission
- Oh so this was all a ploy to have Mystique be a vessel or somethin for Apocalypse, great job lady, you got out conned
- "I was sure Both our futures would be secure" see heres the thing Mystique, you did some similar shit in xtas, neither of which works out, cause apocalypse really did not care about anyone else, and you were only looking out for yourself not your adopted daughter that youve nearly gotten killed probably multiple times cause you were only looking out for her mutation
- Mystique he didnt possess you like he did rogue, cause you know your mutation and went through a secondary mutation thing after the asteroid m thing, rogues only like 17
- BTW "Why didnt you just Enslave me like you did her?" Is wild, thats your fucking daughter, uh how many times is that for Mystique being a terrible fuckin parent? I know there's a long ass list
- Fitting that she turned into a cobra, a black n beige one at that, really blends into the environment
- Oh well now shes turned into fuckin stone doing what Mesmero asked of her
- Oh hey Remy vic n logan are here
- VIC STOCK TIGER SFX
- Hey why is Mesmero op, well i mean granted, the man full of metal is a terrible choice for fighting someone that can shock people, vic is vic, i dont know why remy didnt do much
- Hey why is Apocalypse an actual person I don't like that I'm used to him just existing as some higher level entity that looks like some weird anthropomorphic frog mech man
- YEAH THE STATUES ARE ROBOTICS WHY CAN'T WE JUST FIGHT EM LIKE THE SENTINELS WHY IS ELECTRICITY NOT WORKING WHEN MAGNUS CAN MOVE EM AROUND N SHIT
- Oh thats why Mesmero needed rogue
- Well so much for havin rogue recover in the infirmary after the whole Mystique went too far thing
- One of Logans adopted children got hurt (again) ajd now hes fuvkin Pissed
- Hey so this is fucking dramatic, again i dont like apocalypse and also why did they make him like a normal ass person that managed to live for thousands of years in the lazarus temple?
- Okay love the xmen cartoons love watching xmen cartoons, why the fuck we gotta do dumb shit though?