Me "ok so I'm a girl when Taylor Swift, Phoebe bridgers, or crane wives but I'm a guy when Hozier, mitski, and most divorced dad rock, and I'm kinda neither when they might be giants, the remaining divorced dad rock, and most musical theatre, but when falsettos im specifically whizzer brown and also when Abba I'm a try hard mom but not in a girl way, yk, and when specifically starkids apocolyptour im joey richter but not in a boy way kinda in a just a lil guy way? But not a little GUY like a lilguy yk????"
My poor confused sixty five year old therapist from rural Wisconsin "...mhm Okie dokie and how does that make you feel?"












