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Day 1 of slowly increasing the speed of the hymns to see if anyone will follow suit. So far so good. Some confusion but the bait was taken.
Good news! I had a prophetic dream from the Lord last night! :) Bad news is Christ appeared to me covered in blood and then kissed me on the mouth with tongue so I'm not sure what it meant.
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been 0 days since I have had an unholy thought about an old man from my shows. Though in my defence he wears round glasses and is mean so the temptation seems rather targeted at this point.
Knights are admittedly a little sacrilegious in that they worship false lords. And also all the killing I suppose. However they are also very cool and have big gnarly swords and fun outfits. So hard to make a definitive call on their relevance to the church
I've course I've seen Wake Up Dead Man! I see him every Easter and also every other day. His name is Jesus Christ :)
Brb asking the bishop if it's sacrilegious to bribe people to come to confession by promising to feed each penitent one cream wafer biscuit per sin through the lattice of the confessional
Pranking my students by printing out pictures of Rick Astley and placing them in random bibles around campus.
I have to keep deterring the seminarians from calling me "Daddy Dom" as an affectionate nickname, but I can't explain to them why, lest I be judged for possessing forbidden knowledge. I don't think they know what it means.