#appleate

[rcttenrcbbie]

Me: Ew, @appleate is back Also me: APPLEATE IS BACK APPLEATE IS BACK APPLEATE IS BACK NICENICE NICE YESPLS

[stcngy-blog]

@appleate

“Well, actually, it belongs to me. So if you would hand it back to me, I’d greatly appreciate it, Sportacus.”

[lovedgods-a]

﹡ . ° ⟡ ╳ @appleate liked for a saturnalia based starter // accepting

❛   have you HEARD of saturnalia? everyone always dresses so PRETTY then. i think you’d look nice in gold.    ❜

[bingbcng-blog]

appleate   next time u can help urself how does that sound

pssht i don’t need you 

[bingbcng-blog]

whispers softblock robbie rotten 2k16

sorry do i know you

[rcttenrcbbie]

average person does 3 backflips a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person does 0 backflips per year. Sportacus, who lives in blimp & backflips 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[rcttenrcbbie]

What part of Sportacus actually gets up in the morning and thinks that moustache is a good idea, honestly

[ofthejungle-blog]

❛ really, mowgli, you must be more careful next time ! ❜

           ❛ RELAX, SPORTACUS– dead trees just look DIFFERENT here than they do in the jungle. how was i supposed to know–? ❜