#applesaucebro

[capnhap]

i can't breathe I can just imagine a promo for the end of the comic and it's just "The End of Days: It's all ogre now"

it hurts so much but i do it for shrek satan

[meandsatan]

ricky, mr. mcallister, chelle

Fuck: Chelle, she hot lets just say itMarry: Alex whICH IS.. WEIRD TO SAY…. he’s s o oldKill: RICKY. OKAY. I’VE KILLED THE MOST INNOCENT PEACH EVER

Y'all’re out to get me

[featherfooted]

20-27

20:Where was the last place you snogged someone? My bed

21:What are your plans for this weekend? Some work and training for fostering a dog!!!

22:Do you want to have kids? How many? No, I don’t want any kids.

23:Do you have piercings? How many? I want pretty much every ear piercing

24:What is/are/were your best subject(s)? Sociology and English, beyond any doubt.

25:Do you miss anyone from your past? Hell yeah but it’s whatever

26:What are you craving right now? I’m craving affection and some mint chip ice cream.

27:Have you ever broken someone’s heart? I don’t think so but probably

[breelandwalker]

Mama Bree and Aunty Red Cap makes me think of you guys sitting in this witchy library reading a book of spells/hexes to a bunch of lil tiny witches idk why

I adore this and would totally do it. Pretty sure Aunty Red Cap would too. :)

[i-want-my-iwtv]

applesaucebro: Problems

Child:I have a problem

Parent:Well you CAN'T have this problem because I had this problem in the past only WORSE

Child:That doesn't make any sense. How is MY problem cancelled out by a problem YOU had?

Parent:DON'T SASS ME

Child:But-

Parent:YOU JUST ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE THE LAST WORD, DON'T YOU?

#Parenting, you're doing it wrong.

[visardistofelphame]

applesaucebro replied to your post:I’ve been on tumblr for a while now v-v I don’t...

I remember when you were like wiccanlizzy or something like that

SO LONG AGOOOOO

[godswalkwithher]

applesaucebro reblogged your post applesaucebro: Am I supposed to be??A... and added:

I don’t have mental challenges, though? I mean, I have anxiety, but I’m an honors and Gifted/Talented...

Oh, I know exactly what you meant. And I know you’re exceptionally bright and intuitive. But let’s look at the way you worded the rhetorical question - as a blind idiot.

Idiot is actually a slur for somebody with mental disorders or learning disabilities. Tons of people don’t know that. Even though you are highly intelligent, there are people that will think of you as having less intellect and capacity for reasoning simply because of your age. TBH, if I had met you in person instead of online, that would have been one of my first reactions (because I’m literally twice your age and then some, so I know better and you don’t have life experience, bla bla bla). Which was your complaint here.

Blind… in the intuitive sense (which did not come across in my response, my fault). As people age, there is a tendency to become more jaded to the world. Less intuitive. Less able to see things as they really are, and more as how the are compared to decades of experiences. That’s where you get all the “back in my day” stories - people age and forget how to see new things. You are still able to see things in a new light, and in a way that many older people would never think to look at life. That doesn’t make you any more or less ignorant (as a general rule - there are a few things that age honestly does help with) than the people looking down on you for your age. In fact, the idea that they are looking down on you makes them blind to what you can do.

Make more sense?

[assigned-frog-at-birth]

also you would be a god of dANCE

Hallelujah?

MORE LIKE HOLLA-LUJAH!!!!

If I was a god, what kind of god would I be?