PLS i need a grumpy apple store assistant!yoongj right this second
YES i love thiS
grumpy apple-store-geNius (i’m pretty sure that’s what apple employees are called?? isn’t there something called a genius bar or something)) yoongi who has only been working for half an hour but is fully ready to clock out right now because he’s been wArding off some grubby fingered little kids from the new iphone 11s for the last ten minutes but they keep coming back and messing with the displays!!! and they keep taking photobooth pictures on the imacs!!! and now yOongi is the one who has to go through all those dumb photos and delete every single one aNd on top of that he has to polish the screens to get the grimy little fingerprints off the surface and it’s just infuriating!!!! he thinks that apple should invest in like an apple daycare centre to keep all the kids in one spot while their parents browse the products!! and usually it’s pretty endearing when old people have questions about how The Internet works on The iPhone but if he has to explain to this lady one more time about the fact that no, ma’am, the gif isn’t a broken video, it’s just a video clip that’s been edited to loop over and over again he’s going to lose! his! marbles!
the only reason why y/n is here is because her laptop is super old (she’s had it for nearly eight years and she’s pretty impressed with herself for keeping it alive for so long) and ol’ mac (that’s what she named her laptop - it’s not very original but) is starting to lag a lot and some of his keys aren’t working and he’s such an old model that he can’t update his software to the latest one and his camera quality is getting kind of cloudy and he’s just not in very good shape!!! so here she is clutching mac to her chest kind of wandering around the apple store and taking a peek at all the brand new shiny models and woW!! this laptop is rose gold!! and this one is gold!!! and the keyboard is so flat it’s like there’s nothing even there!! and-
“holy shit, i haven’t seen that model in years.” yoongi’s eyes widen as he watches you hit the power button and you immediately hover over mac protectively “that’s practically a living fossil.”
“you calling my laptop old?” you purse your lips and glance down at mac
his screen glitches as you lean down to type in your password
“...i’m not calling it young, that’s for sure.”
“he’s old, but he works!” you defend quickly before pausing for a split second “...kinda. he kinda works. some of his keys don’t work and also every time i open up safari it crashe-”
“saFAri???? you still use safari???” yoongi snorts before crossing his arms “my god, you’re even worse than the old lady i was talking to earlier. ...also, you call your laptop a he?”
“i’ve had him for eight years! obviously i got atTAched to him-”
anyways yoongi ends up helping y/n pick out and set up her new laptop and he’s.,., oddly endeared watching her ooh and ah over the brand new features on the macbook pro (“what the heck!!! this is a toUch bar??? where are the buttons???”) and even tho he thinks it’s kind of weird that she treats her old macbook like her best friend (he asked her if she wanted him to disassemble it and throw out the parts and she looked at him like a sad puppy) she still kinda cute lolz