#cheeky requests

[jungshookz]

i feel like a brilliant cocky cardiothoracicchief!jimin x equally brilliant cocky traumachief!yn might just do it for me,

omg it took me a second to decipher cardiothoracicchief because i thought you were asking for a DINOSAUR au and i was like jimin.,.,., as a cardiothoracic,..,., what does a cardiothoracic even look like i’ve never heard of it.,.,., 

[jungshookz]

PLS i need a grumpy apple store assistant!yoongj right this second

YES i love thiS 

grumpy apple-store-geNius (i’m pretty sure that’s what apple employees are called?? isn’t there something called a genius bar or something)) yoongi who has only been working for half an hour but is fully ready to clock out right now because he’s been wArding off some grubby fingered little kids from the new iphone 11s for the last ten minutes but they keep coming back and messing with the displays!!! and they keep taking photobooth pictures on the imacs!!! and now yOongi is the one who has to go through all those dumb photos and delete every single one aNd on top of that he has to polish the screens to get the grimy little fingerprints off the surface and it’s just infuriating!!!! he thinks that apple should invest in like an apple daycare centre to keep all the kids in one spot while their parents browse the products!! and usually it’s pretty endearing when old people have questions about how The Internet works on The iPhone but if he has to explain to this lady one more time about the fact that no, ma’am, the gif isn’t a broken video, it’s just a video clip that’s been edited to loop over and over again he’s going to lose! his! marbles!

the only reason why y/n is here is because her laptop is super old (she’s had it for nearly eight years and she’s pretty impressed with herself for keeping it alive for so long) and ol’ mac (that’s what she named her laptop - it’s not very original but) is starting to lag a lot and some of his keys aren’t working and he’s such an old model that he can’t update his software to the latest one and his camera quality is getting kind of cloudy and he’s just not in very good shape!!! so here she is clutching mac to her chest kind of wandering around the apple store and taking a peek at all the brand new shiny models and woW!! this laptop is rose gold!! and this one is gold!!! and the keyboard is so flat it’s like there’s nothing even there!! and- 

“holy shit, i haven’t seen that model in years.” yoongi’s eyes widen as he watches you hit the power button and you immediately hover over mac protectively “that’s practically a living fossil.” 

“you calling my laptop old?” you purse your lips and glance down at mac

his screen glitches as you lean down to type in your password 

“...i’m not calling it young, that’s for sure.” 

“he’s old, but he works!” you defend quickly before pausing for a split second “...kinda. he kinda works. some of his keys don’t work and also every time i open up safari it crashe-”

“saFAri???? you still use safari???” yoongi snorts before crossing his arms “my god, you’re even worse than the old lady i was talking to earlier. ...also, you call your laptop a he?” 

“i’ve had him for eight years! obviously i got atTAched to him-” 

anyways yoongi ends up helping y/n pick out and set up her new laptop and he’s.,., oddly endeared watching her ooh and ah over the brand new features on the macbook pro (“what the heck!!! this is a toUch bar??? where are the buttons???”) and even tho he thinks it’s kind of weird that she treats her old macbook like her best friend (he asked her if she wanted him to disassemble it and throw out the parts and she looked at him like a sad puppy) she still kinda cute lolz 

[jungshookz]

I read that ask about Apple store employee Yoongi and I kept on thinking of employee!Yoongi in an actual appLE store surrounded by boxes of greeN apples and red apples and apples on the shelves.... And I didn't understand until I was halfway through your answer hdjdkejrke

okay but cutie yoongi working at a farmer’s market and he knows everything about literally aNy type of apple but he’s kind of cocky about it like y/n will be picking out some apples to make some caramel apples!!!! and she’ll be on the phone talking to tae or someone else telling him that she’ll probably do some chocolate-caramel apples too!!!! but she’s looking at the honey-crisp apples and yoongi swOops in with a sack of granny smith apples and he’s just like

“granny smiths are tart and firm. it’ll contrast well with the sweetness of the caramel and the chocolate. also if ur planning to coat the outside with crushed up m&ms then u should use granny smiths because they can withstand the weight of a lot of toppings. duh.”

and then he plucks the bag of honey-crisp apples out of her hand and replaces them with the granny smiths before disappearing and y/n kind of just ?????? wha????? who was that??? does he work here????? 

[jungshookz]

ok but imagine.... nude model jin and art student reader 😳😳

WOW YES 

this is y/n’s first time taking an advanced sketching course and she knew that she’d end up sketching a nude model at some point but she wasn’t expecting it to happen toDAy but when she walked into the classroom to see that there was one single stool in the middle surrounded by easels she immediately knew she was going to see somebody’s pee-pee today and hoLY shIT the model is HOT-

you’re barely paying attention to what your prof is saying (she’s basically explaining that today’s class will be a quiet one and she expects everyone to work hard and make use of the many techniques she’s taught u guys for the last month) because you’re pretty sure you’re about to pass out

sure, you’ve seen attractive people before

but this guy?

this guy’s on a whoLe new level

he doesn’t even look real with his perfectly tousled soft brown locks and his gentle brown eyes and his insanely pillowy pinky lips

and normally you don’t pay attention to collarbones because.,,. they’re collarbones,.,., but you think he has the prettiest collarbones you’ve ever seen in your entire life

they’re just peeking out of his white t-shirt waitINg to be kiSsed

ok

be chill

be cool

it’s not a big deal

this is just an art class

this is all part of the learning experience

if u want to become a better artist this is good practice

you’re just going to have to draw this guy naked!

…he’s going to be naked in a few minutes

…he’s going to be naked in front of u

you shift in your seat and you pick up your pencil in preparation

oh god

you should’ve picked another spot because he’s literally facing you directly

he offers you the tiniest of smirks before his right eye drops in a wink

your mouth goes dry when he pulls his shirt up over his head and casually tosses it in your direction

you swallow nervously and you grip tightens around your pencil so much that you hear a little crack and you offer him a polite smile in return before ducking down a little behind your canvas

you hear the slight jingle of his belt and the shuffling of his jeans and you don’t even need to look at him to know that he’s impressive because wendy’s jaw literally just dropped and oh gOD you’re going to be drawing his peNIS which means you’re going to have to stAre at his penis for prolonged periods of time

you bite down on the inside of your cheek before sitting straight up and peeking over your canvas yEP THAT’S HIS PENIS

he leans back against the wooden stool and you catch a glint of playfulness in his eyes when you lock gazes with him

and when he tilts his head slightly and takes his bottom lip in between his teeth while maintaining vEry heavy eye contact with you, you nearly shit yourself

welp

good luck not DYING

[jungshookz]

What if angel jimin is assigned to look after a human that every other angel deserted because she is a walking magnet for disaster and its almost impossible to keep her alive. It cant be that hard for angel jimin...except it is 😅

jimin is naturally very optimistic and is always up to the challenge no matter what it is and also he’s been doing this guardian angel thing for a long, long time but literally every single one of his colleagues were like lmAo you’re going to give up on this human in 10 seconds flat i guarantee it but obviously he was like no no!!! no such thing as impossible!!!!! now gimme her fiLE-

jimin’s been taking care of y/n for about two weeks now and he’s already compiled a full list of her near-death experiences: 

crossing the street when the light was still red anD she had her stupid airpods in so she couldn’t hear the cars beeping and swerving past her 

very enthusiastically texting one of her friends while walking (her eyes were practically glued on her screen) and almost falling into a pothole (jimin was enjoying lunch in the middle of this and he dropped hot soup on his lap in order to stop y/n from falling in) ((his white pants are ruined)) 

forgetting to turn the stove off after making dinner for herself (he notices that she makes a lot of pasta) 

candles burning right next to her curtains!!!!!!!!! 

she was literally playing real-life fruit ninja by herself in her kitchen and she was using a very vERY meat cleaver to slice up apples midair 

she stands too close to the train platform like she’s always basically teetering over the edge and jimin’s ass straight up starts sweating 

driving with one hand on the wheel + not looking at the road and rummaging through her backpack for her snacks 

in conclusion this y/n y/l/n person is a hot mess but jimin’s not giving up on her damnit 

[jungshookz]

I loooooooove all of your stories. I just found your page and I have read every single thing you have written! You should do a story with demon yn x angel bts! Flip it around >:) That would be so interesting! But anyway I love you bye!

welcome!! and thank you so much :-)) 

YES demon!y/n who’s not really into the whole ‘i will grant ur wish in exchange for your SOUL’ part of the job mainly because unsurprisingly enough it becomes a little bit of a burden to have the weight of like a million and one different souls sitting on your shoulders every day but she very much enjoys things like a) freaking people out by switching the lights on and off b) giving someone sleep paralysis (she only does it for like a minute max) and c) loosening the lids of the salt and pepper shakers so that when angel!jimin goes to season his fries the enTIre thing of salt gets dumped onto it and he kind of just gRoAns and rolls his eyes and tells y/n to ‘come out from whatever hellhole you’re hiding in you psYChopAth’ and she pOps into the room and is literally just like 

teehee! :-) 

>:-) 

[jungshookz]

s-secret agent! yoongi and y/n who are both partners and go on top secret missions together

i just thought of y/n wearing a sleek dress with a knife strapped to the side of her thigh and then yoongi wearing like a dual-pistol shoulder leather harness thing under a crisp suit and i gasped

the power couple i never knew i needed 

[jungshookz]

*gAsps* i just thOught of sumn and !!!! iron man!au but get ThIs!!!! oc as tOny staRk and jk as pepper !!! jk just being vERy done with oc's antics overall and is at the verge of quitting multiple times. jk getting frustrated n worrying everytime oc goes out on a mission. gOOdness thinking about it makes me so excited!!!! but it's okay if you don't want to do it i just love your writinng a lot and just wanted to tell you about the idea (人 •͈ᴗ•͈) have a good day cee pd ilu (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

y’all think y/n will let me try on one of the suits tho

even though she is the inventor of the suits and is only supposed to use them when she’s in danger/fighting a bad guy she will 100% be lounging around the house wearing it + jungkook will step into the living room after coming back from running errands all day and he’ll let out a sigh at the sight of her hanging upside down on the couch playing video games with the suit on 

“is that necessary?” 

the mask slides up with a hiss and y/n blinks at jungkook (her face is going red from all the blooD rushing to her head

“are you necessary?”  

“i can quit any time i want to” 

“but you haven’t yet, have you?” 

jungkook pokes his tongue into his cheek before rolling his eyes and heading to the kitchen to start on dinner 

- 

“i told you it would be a bad idea to test drive the new suit.” jungkook mutters and dabs a bit of hydrogen peroxide on a cotton pad before reaching up to pat at the wound on y/n’s forehead 

“it was working perfectly. just a loose wire, that’s all.” y/n flinches at the sting and scrunches her nose up slightly before swinging her legs back and forth while sitting on the bathroom counter 

“you never listen to me” he unintentionally riPs a bandaid open a little more aggressively than usual before carefully placing it over her cut 

“…yeah, because i’m always right and you’re always wrong” she raises a brow

jungkook flicks y/n on her forehead 

- 

“have you eaten anything at all?” jungkook frowns as he makes his way down the stairs to y/n’s office

she’s currently surrounded by holograms of a blueprint for her suit (she’s making upgrades!! faster engines and a more powerful bLASt) 

“i had coffee this morning” 

“have you eaten anything at all?” he raises a brow and taps his pen impatiently against his clipboard 

y/n purses her lips before turning around swiftly and bringing her attention back to her suit 

jungkook rolls his eyes

he’ll go and make her a sandwich now 

- 

“see? i knew you cared about me.” y/n coughs and pats the arc reactor implanted in the centre of her chest gently + it glitched today in the middle of a fight and she honestly almost died + luckily she won the battle but it’s not looking good for our gal right now + the suit unlocks around y/n and falls into sections around her limp body 

jungkook drops to his knees and he curses to himself “you’re an idiot” he murmurs and swallows the lump in his throat as he takes a good look at her 

“i’m your idiot” y/n smiles weakly and her arc reactor flickers slightly “did you get jarvis to send over my backup-” 

“you could have died. you were being careless.” 

“i just saved like a million people. give me a break!” 

“y/n, not everything’s a game!” jungkook snaps and his voice trembles slightly “this is real life, you don’t get three lives, you only get one-” his eyes glaze over and y/n’s gaze softens when she realizes how distraught he is over her almost dying 

“hey.” she sits up slowly and reaches over to grab his hand “i’m sorry. i’ll be more careful in the future, okay? i promise.”