#april fooools

[manifestedsun]

"Pick a hand." One has a candy. The other? A roulette. Mint or Wasabi candies.

[residentevildash-moved]

the joke is that resident evil dash (a nonexistent game) was rumored to be in development because of confusion with the development of the latest megaman game, megaman legends, also known as rockman dash - hence ‘resident evil DASH’

[badly-drawn-ironstrange]

OH FUK YOU CON YOU GOT ME AGAIN YOU STUPID JGCIYCOGCITCFKCHOCRXYOC

goteem 

[ofdraiocht]

“Starting from today I’ll stop stealing.”

[spookytiddy]

Y'all I dunno if I can run this blog anymore with out admitting the truth

The truth of my identity isn't the "velvet bum" you all have come to know and hate,,,the truth is,,,im actually kin with Danny devito. That's right. Danny devito himself stans yoon bum.

[hopesoftly]

IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE NASTY ASS ELECTION BOLOGNA ON DESKTOP YOU CAN OPT OUT IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER ITS A TINY FONT THO

I FOUND IT TWO MINUTES AGO AND MY SKIN HAS ALREADY CLEARED UP, THE SUN IS SHINING, BIRBS ARE HAPPY, TRUMP IS GONE, FAITH IN HUMANITY IS RESTORED 

[personanoxia]

“3 minutes and toxin takes care of you.”

*Watch people panic and use their moss* I just didn’t poison my whip today. But my reputation has spread far and wide. Kehkehkeh.

[mckilllon]

Ahh, FUCK. If I wasn't so set on getting her mom and dads blessing to marry her, I totally would have went through with this April fools joke on her. (I proposed for April fools. She answered me by saying, "someday soon." knowing I wasn't serious.) But really though, soon I'm going to sit down and talk to her parents face to face and tell them how I want to marry their daughter, then take her out and propose. I've never been so serious about someone. I've never loved someone how I love her. I would never just up and pack my stuff and leave my family and friends behind for anything. I know I used to say I could but I never meant it. But as soon I got with her, I just had to be with her. This feels right. Being with her feels so natural. She supports me with everything, school, my medical stuff, everything. I seriously just want to spend my life with her happy as we possibly can be. 💜