#april the first

[beckyprocrastinetti]

[lagt-duck]

I wasn't sure what to do for April fool's day

But then i remembered that i am Italian

So buckle up you are getting a new snippet of knowledge

In Italy we call April fool's day "Pesce d'aprile" which means "April's fish" i have no idea why

But this meant that in elementary school every kid on this day would make a ton of paper fishes and stuck them on the back of as many classmates as possible!

Get FISHED EVERYONE

[cool-i-m-dead-inside]

It’s 4 am on April fools and like the comedic Genuis I am, guess who taped a piece of paper to the ceiling that says “gullible.” On an unrelated note I think I used to much tape and I should have probably just went to bed

[dinodawolf]

*Puts water bucket on top of door*

Good enough April fools :P

[shenlongreliance]

Welp, April Fool’s is over and my sudden amnesia is magically cured, harhar. Back to regular programming on here folks.

[nerdquirk]

sticky summer, lawnmower whines drowns out angry fuck yous, muffles the gunshot slam of doors storming up the stairs, climbing out of the window out of the house empty street, suburban neighborhood and no one notices as Evanna slips away never to be seen again

[soeinjerseyding]