#aquababes

[rubylioness]

Exactly. The way I absolutely hate hypocrisy. 🙂

[myvalzpival]

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aquababes ale konečně tak, aby to na první poslech každýmu chlapovi utrhlo koule

[amerihawk]

Queen “Rage-Mode” Mera + Arthur “Calming-Charm” Curry

[aimmyarrowshigh]

GIRL GROUPS + May 2017 [i.ii.iii.iv.v.vi.vii.viii.ix.x.xi.xii]

[caustic-slushie]

[myvalzpival]

Absolutely Unnecessary Ranking of all the Aquababe Songs

Aquababes is probably the closest the Czech Republic will ever get to k-pop. Every year in March/May (yes, we’re past due this year!!) the magical time comes. Yes. The time when every single time you want to watch a video on YouTube, Aquababes start brainwashing you with a new annoying piece of shit that tries to pretend it’s music! To give my non-czech followers some context, every year, Aquila, a company that sells water, sets up a giant casting luring in pretty girls to give them the magical opportunity to form a band with a lower lifespan than one of a new iphone. They record a song and release an MV in which they have to pretend water is the best fucking invention of all times. You then never hear of the girls again. Until now. It’s ranking time, bebeeeey!

Neříkej mi baby (2014)

Alright, listen. This was the first one. Nobody took it seriously. Honestly, this song slash ad annoyed the shit out of everyone for solid two months. The song is terrible, the lyrics don’t make any goddamn sense (seriously, when I found out Xindl X/Ondra Ládek helped write the lyrics i could not understand the FUCK he was doing when he came up with this!!!!), i dare to say gurls can’t sing very well since my trained ear hears a loooot of autotune, the dress would literally look good on NO ONE EVER and it all has this strange low-budget feeling... But hey, it was the first time and nobody took it seriously. Why the fuck not. 5/10, would play this on a wedding of someone i hate

Čistá jako láska (2015)

At this point we realized we, as society, have fucked up and there’s no escape. The second year in a row we got a water ad song stuck in our heads, the only difference being that this one rhymed LÁSKA with LÁSKA and LÁSKA. Hear me out tho. This is a good song. Musically speaking, it’s contemporary, fresh, and, i dare to say, that if it was sung by someone with at least a LITTLE interesting voice, it would hold up pretty well even in 2019. The only problem is the fucking lyrics don’t make any goddamn sense!!! WHO DID THIS! WHO DID THIS GODDAMNIT!!!! On the other hand, it’s the only video where the girls don’t look super awkward and kinda even nail the dancing ???? It’s definitely the best we’ve ever godden so i’m not gonna trash it too much. 8/10, would listen to it ironically

Nejsem další (2016)

At this point I obtained an adblock because shit was getting unbearable. This time we got a whole SHITTON of gurls who tried to sell us water. And sang another song to/about a guy. Or to/about water? I don’t know anymore, the second i heard “jsem nádherná přirozená, čistá krása, na tu chemie nemá”, my soul left my body. This time, the budget seemed to get slightly up, we got 6 girls, 5 outfits and -17 talent. Yay. Not saying girls can’t sing, but theres literally nothing memorable here except for the fact they’re all singing unisono and it’s not in sync. Also. Please. Don’t make them dance anymore. Stop their suffering. I beg you. -17/10, would purchase adblock again

Tvoje můza (2017)

I still remember looking at this for the first time and being like... the fuck..??? So this time we have 5 gurls on bungee ropes pretending they’re... waterdroplets? airplanes? Like, don’t get me wrong, I appreciate you heard my begging to not force dem gurlz into dancing, but THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT °u° Musically, the song is kinda outdated, this time, it’s not even catchy, it’s literally the only one i don’t remember the melody to. I hear too much autotune to believe they really choose the girls based on singing talent. And I, over all, just feel kinda sorry for the girls, who went through the demanding casting only to be dressed in the Ugliest Clothes TM and hang in the air in awkward positions. 0,5/10, i’m losing hope here.

[myvalzpival]

aquababes ale konečně tak, aby to na první poslech každýmu chlapovi utrhlo koule na YT, abyste mohli stahovat >:3

[amerihawk]

Lest we forget, Mera's shit-eating grin when Arthur's trying to be romantic. @fightlikeasupergirl