Can you believe Miz Cracker performed this at Aquaria’s birthday party?
Because I can.
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Can you believe Miz Cracker performed this at Aquaria’s birthday party?
Because I can.
Black × Pink
Beautiful video of smoll angel Miz Cracker having an absolutely adorable reaction to her pure cinnamon roll girlfriend Aquaria winning the crown. This is proof that they’re in love. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Are you out
Just for fun
Can I be
Your number one
I can’t believe Aquaria has a Cracker t-shirt, that’s so embarrassing lmao
succubus aquaria fucking brianna with a split tongue?? i will hand deliver my wig to your house if you could pleaseeee write headcannons or drabbles or anything about this
I’m too late for this orz but yesss, I can!! I’d love to <3
Here are some headcanons:
— Brianna is a lesbian from head to toes. She got herself into the convent because her family is disgusted by her sexual orientation, and even got physically abused for that. Her mother basically brain-washed her during her whole childhood, telling her stuff like: “You are impure, it’s the devil doing; you don’t like women, you’re just confused. How could you do this to us, your parents? What an ungrateful child”.
— Because of this, Bri has anxiety problems and a need of constantly pleasing others so she can feel good about herself.
— She’s super good with animals and children, making her the favorite nun of the animal shelters and orphanages. Bri is a devoted Catholic nun, everyone is pleased with her job and duty; even the local priest… Maybe a little too much… She doesn’t like to think too much about it.
— Aquaria is a medium-hierarchy type of demon, a succubus. Unlike her sisters, she prefers feeding exclusively on women; their taste is sweeter, lighter and way appetizing. Also, they aren’t as brute as most men, Aquaria finds them disgusting.
— Aqua has three forms: the human one, the hybrid one and her true, horrifying form. Most of the time you’ll see her in her hybrid form, never in her true form… Unless you want it to be the last thing you see.
— She found Bri purely on smell, tracked her down and fooled her into thinking she was an orphaned child.
— Aquaria is really, REALLY protective over Brianna. Since she knew about Brianna’s childhood, Aqua imprinted on her and promised to “annoy her” forever; her pride is too big, she’ll never admit something as cheesy as “I’ll cherish you.”.
— Also, the succubus has a morbid curiosity to know what the true flavor of Brianna’s sexual energy is. The first time they did it, Aquaria ended up with a depressive episode that lasted at least three hours; it was a rollercoaster of emotions, bittersweet, salty and painful. But deep down, the last bit of energy was so pure and innocent, oh god, AQUARIA WANTED MORE EVEN IF THAT MEANT HURTING HER OWN BODY.
!! Also, trigger warning with the last one !!
State of Dreaming
Chapter one: One kiss.
Pairing: Aquaria x Miz Cracker
Alternative Universe, fantasyverse.
Rated Mature for future explicit content and dubious moral alignments.
The constant hustle around the campus was notorious. Countless people came and went from here to there, some carrying boxes full of lustrous cloth while others laughed, arms full with wigs and makeup. Undoubtedly, it was a very pleasant and lively sight, the warm atmosphere that enveloped the university could be felt by everybody; after all, they were celebrating another anniversary of the institute.
Everything was going smoothly.
However, while the rest of the students and soon-to-be graduating were finishing giving the school the last touches of decoration, a parallel was taking place in class 102 in the Art & Design building.
“Shush, baby. Do you want everybody to catch us like this?”
“I- I don’t, but you promised me this was going to be quick!”
“I know, I’m sorry, it’s just-… I can’t help it, Brianna. You smell so fucking good my mouth is watering. I feel so intoxicated right now, please, just let me touch you a little more…”
“You promised me, Aqua-… They’ll realize we’re not there, ngh- A-Aquaria!”
In the middle of an empty classroom, covered in sultry darkness were two young ladies. The smaller one was sitting on the teacher’s desk, legs wide open and messy wavy hair. She was having a hard time trying to conceal her voice, her heart painfully stammering against her chest. Brianna didn’t want to admit it but what started as an innocent hug soon turned into a heavy petting session, and she was getting into it.
Between her legs was no other than Aquaria, a tall slender girl with golden hair and looks that could kill. Everyone knew who Aquaria was: an insanely beautiful and brilliant fashionista that had everyone under her thumb. You wouldn’t believe how many hearts Aquaria has broken so far.
But only a few people knew who that girl really was.
“No biting! I’ve told you how I feel about that…”
“Shit, sorry, I can’t help it. They immediately come out whenever I smell you.” Aquaria’s voice was pleading, almost remorseful.
With a trembling body, Brianna opened her eyes and what she saw left her speechless. There she was, the vampire looking right through her; a hungry look on her face. Aquaria’s crimson eyes were dilated while her pointy fangs rested on her lower lip; she was panting, the hot breath crashing against Brianna’s mouth.
The way she was looking at Brianna was almost animalistic, wanting to devour every inch of her body if only she would let her.
Brianna felt an electric shock course through her body as soon as Aquaria’s hands wrapped around her thin frame. She touched her everywhere: her back, her sides, her small waist and even part of her legs. Aquaria was drunk in Brianna’s body and scent, she loved it so damn fucking much. That strong smell of chocolate and faint strawberries were driving her crazy. And even if Aquaria respected the fact that her mate didn’t want to be marked or even kissed on the lips… yet, it didn’t stop her vampire nature of needing Brianna.
She was part of her whether she wanted to or not. Brianna was hers, fuck, she was her mate. Aquaria didn’t need anybody else but this gorgeous girl she had in her arms at the moment; making the most beautiful noises she has ever heard whenever Aquaria touched her velvety skin.
Softly, the vampire nuzzled her mate’s neck, purring like a little cat. Aquaria felt so content with just holding and caressing Brianna like the most precious thing in life. Truly, it was a blessing to have finally found her mate after centuries of looking for them.
“Mngh… A-Aquaria…” Brianna whimpered, roses blooming on her cheeks. Her legs tightening around Aquaria’s hips.
“What’s the matter, baby?” The vampire whispered back, searching for Brianna’s eyes with her own.
“Y-Your hands… It feels…”
“Yes, darling? How do my hands feel? Tell me, princess, I want to hear your voice.”
“Nn… T-They…”
And just like that, Aquaria squeezed hard against her mate’s waist; bringing their bodies together obscenely that even their crotches were touching. Brianna’s generous breasts were being crushed against Aquaria’s smaller ones, the shorter girl feeling her own heartbeat pumping inside her ears.
Her heart was the only one full of life, after all.
Aquaria licked a long hot stripe from Brianna’s neck base to her jaw, faintly biting the skin there before giving it a kiss. She continued to pepper little kisses across Brianna’s beautiful face, enjoying the way her body reacted to the vampire’s touches.
Brianna had been really clear about taking things slowly, but Aquaria couldn’t help herself, not when her mate was there fully open for her to take what was rightfully hers.
“I’m waiting, how do they feel? Tell me with that delicious mouth of yours.”
“Uhh, th-they… They feel so good.” Brianna’s voice was just a tiny whisper. Her eyes were closed, surrendering to Aquaria’s sinful caresses.
“Good girl, I love it when you tell me the truth. Do you want me to give you a reward?” She whispered close to her ear, kissing right under Brianna’s lobe before making her way to her mate’s lips.
“A reward ..?”
“I could make you drown in ecstasy, Bri. Just ask me to do so, please. This is fucking torture, I’d never do anything you don’t want to but please, Brianna… Just let me… Just this time…” Aquaria was getting desperate, her fangs growing while her hair slowly turned into a pitch black. Their lips were almost touching, god she could taste Brianna’s pretty rosy mouth. Slowly, her right hand snaked through her mate’s body, yearning for that intimate place between her legs where the scent was growing stronger.
“Aquaria, I-…”
“Hello?”
Out of the blue, the classroom door opened; barely letting a dim light in. A pretty dirty blonde girl stood there, her shiny blue eyes scanning the area until they found a familiar silhouette. Feeling her face redden at the sight, the blonde gasped and covered her mouth.
From that angle, she could only see Aquaria’s back facing her and the slender legs wrapped around her hips.
Brianna was curled up against the vampire’s body, not wanting the stranger to recognize her. Her face burned in embarrassment; this wasn’t happening, not to her. Fuck, she let herself get carried away with Aqua’s touches and kisses, but god it felt so good… Even at that moment, Bri wanted more.
As for Aquaria, she was livid. How dare somebody interrupt an intimate moment between her and her mate. Growling, Aquaria tried to control herself but failed miserably, she felt her nails growing longer and a sudden blinding rage engulfed her completely.
How dare they… They want to take her away from me… THEY WANT TO HURT HER.
No, I won’t let them, no. SHE’S MINE AND MINE ALONE, I’LL KILL WHOEVER WANTS TO GET IN MY WAY.
“Aquaria! Listen to me, don’t do this now. Please, Aqua!”
Suddenly Brianna couldn’t breathe, if she didn’t stop Aquaria who knows what she would do to the girl who just walked in on them. Without thinking, Brianna took the vampire’s face into her hands and crashed their lips together. As if it were a magic spell, Aquaria’s body rapidly morphed back into her “normal” appearance. Platinum blonde hair, glowing blue eyes, and perfectly trimmed nails without any sign of fangs.
With a hungry growl, Aquaria grabbed Brianna by the nape while her free hand circled her tiny waist to hold her mate in place. The kiss was aggressive, with teeth clashing and tongues messily tangling together. Oh fuck, her fantasies were nothing compared to the real thing. Aquaria greedily engulfed every whimper and moan that erupted from Brianna’s throat, sucking on her bottom lip before biting it softly.
“A-Aquaria?”
With a pop, the vampire was the first one to break the kiss leaving a dizzy Brianna to rest her forehead on her shoulder. She cradled her lover’s body against her own, hiding her face from prying eyes.
“What are you doing here, Blair? I thought you were helping the fashion committee.” Aquaria softly replied, turning her face sideways so she could see her friend.
“I-I am, it’s just… I heard something and I w-wanted to…”
With every word, Blair’s voice lost strength. Even though she couldn’t see the person Aquaria was holding, she knew who she was. It was obvious. Since the two of them met, Aquaria’s behavior changed drastically. There wasn’t a single moment where Aquaria didn’t mention that name.
Brianna.
It wasn’t even a pretty name, Blair thought bitterly. What did that girl have that she didn’t?
Pretty hair? Blair’s was prettier.
Big breasts? Okay, she’ll give her that.
Beautiful eyes? Blair’s were the most gorgeous pair out there.
Knew Aquaria best? They have been best friends since high-school!
They grew up together, for god’s sake! No one in the damn world knew Aquaria better than her!!
No one in the damn world loved Aquaria more than her.
“It’s nothing, Blair, really. I’ll be back in a bit, okay? You can go now.” That was her response while caressing Brianna’s hair, humming contently for the kiss the two of them just shared.
“Aquaria, I think-…”
“Please.”
Something inside Blair cracked at the sound of Aquaria asking her to leave. Feeling tears starting to prickle at her eyes, Blair just nodded, not wanting to look at Aquaria or the way she lovingly held that… girl.
“I’ll tell the teacher you are looking for more fabric. Be sure to bring some when you come back.”
And with that, the blonde turned around and ran away not even bothering to closing the door. Tears streamed down her cheeks as soon as she left. Aquaria looked so beautiful, even after breaking her heart. But was it really Aquaria or herself?
She ran and ran until her legs hurt and her lungs burnt, and then she kept running. Finally, she arrived at the building’s bathroom where she locked herself and cried her heart out.
She loved Aquaria so much.
Blair wished she could just fall out of love, but the truth was she didn’t want to.
Her heart was so infatuated with her best friend that she didn’t mind sharing Aquaria if that meant having her in any possible way.
“I’m pathetic.” Blair laughed at her own reflection in the bathroom. Red puffy eyes and trembling lips, but still she looked as beautiful as ever with her girly face and gorgeous body.
What couldn’t Aquaria see that?
That day, Blair decided not to take part in any event.
“Well, it could have been worse. We’re lucky it was only Blair and not some teacher.” Aquaria laughed as it was nothing. “C’mon sugar buns, we better find some nice fabric before they send another nosy student to find us. If that happens, I’ll need more than a kiss to calm down.”
The vampire smirked seductively at her mate before pecking her on the lips and taking two steps backward so she could help Brianna get off the desk. As soon as Brianna touched the ground, her legs failed to stabilize her weight and almost fell down if it wasn’t for Aquaria’s strong grip on her hips.
“I swear this is the last damn time we do something like this.” The shorter girl snarled, her face still beet red from everything that happened minutes ago.
“But baaabe, you were so into it. I thought you were going to eat me, not that I’m complaining.”
“Be quiet! Let’s just go find that stupid fabric.”
“Wow, I love it when you get all aggressive on me.” Aquaria laughed once again, loving the way Brianna angrily puckered her lips.
Both girls made their way towards the exit, their voices echoing in the hall once they were out. And just then, in the emptiness of the corridor where no one could see or hear them, Brianna would let herself hold hands with Aquaria; a little smile dangling on her lips when the vampire squeezed her hand just to assure it was real.
“So about the kiss-…”
“Shut up, Aquaria.”
A/N: This chapter is situated in the present, the next one will be the beginning of everything and so on until we catch up on this timeline.
Anyway, I hope you liked this first part. I’m really excited for all the things that are about to come and please, don’t hate Blair in future chapters, she’s just a girl watching the love of her life get snatched away from her. :(
Love you, guys!
Edited (07/23/18): Huge thanks to @peachykissed for beta-reading this chapter! The only thing I say to her is “thank you” lol, but for real, she’s an angel. <3
VAMPIRE!AQUARIA
AHHHHHH, THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED!!! I wanna thank Sharon Needles for this moment, thank u for giving us ur daughter
now imagine Aquaria sinking those fangs deep into Brianna's neck unfff ajksnda