#aquarius-assbutt

[vault11overseer]

aquarius-assbutt replied to your post: should i do it should i play Five Nigh...

nooooooo dont do that to yourself. or ignore me and trail blaze you brave soul pfft

YOU KNOW I'M A MASOCHIST

I....HHHHHHH.....

[vault11overseer]

my entire dash is JoJo right now and it's all from you pfft

today i watched a vampire get launched into space

that's all i'm gonna say

[vault11overseer]

FACT: when i first learned to use scissors my mom turned her back for FIVE SECONDS and when she turned around i had cut my way through two fabric lawn chairs. we still have one that she sewed back together bc i didn't get very fax before she took the scissors away

i have no scissor related incidents oddly enough but i did almost slice my thumb open trying to cut a pre-sliced bagel with a butcher's knife when i was a wee child

HIGH FIVE FOR DISASTER

[inbinarykode]

grateful-melancholic replied to your post: BLAH BLAH BLAH TALK TO ME ABOUT VIDEO ...

I am drunken and watching Breaking Bad

dang

you know i still haven't watched that show

aquarius-assbutt replied to your post: BLAH BLAH BLAH TALK TO ME ABOUT VIDEO ...

talk nerdy to me *saxophone noises*

yes this is what i request

[vault11overseer]

aquarius-assbutt replied to your post:my goal is to make white people uncomfortable...

look them straight in the eyes and ask “do you think I’m good at math” and watch them SQUIRM

well i was telling Daiquiri this story but SO

at QFC at the deli section they have a sign that says "asian meal deal: two entrees plus rice!"

and like

the last time i was there i looked at it and said "darn, i WAS going to get mac and cheese, but i guess i have to get the ASIAN meal." and the white dude working there was SO UNCOMFORTABLE

and i've decided that the next time i go back

i'm going to ask them, "why is it called the asian meal?"

and i can't fucking wait for some white person to explain it to me.

[nonbinarylich]

aquarius-assbutt replied to your post:

if the tower of pimps isn't on that list then I'm disappointed lol

touché

[simplytavaroo]

aquarius-assbutt replied to your photo:I cut off 2/3rd of my hair today in a quest to...

yooooo you’re hair is gone! look great c:

thank you, i really like it, even if its not done yet. :'D

[thefantomaya]

sleephime replied to your post “share your boob discovery stories with me”

SAME I was wearing an A cup for 6 years until I went to Victoria's Secret and discovered I was a C

RIGHT. I was very confused and went from having a bra size that was basically always available to one that I can only find in specialized stores. boob holders are weird.

aquarius-assbutt replied to your post “share your boob discovery stories with me”

I spent like two years convinced I was a C then got fitted two weeks ago and apparently I'm an E

omFG MATTY but seriously somehow people always perceive themselves as being smaller than they are. it's all very strange too, like hello weird chest fat.