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We remember!

[verycorrectlotr]

i feel like aragorn is the king of terrible, overly sexual pickup lines:

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Aragorn: hey girl are you from rohan cause i’d hit that edorass

Arwen: aragorn i have literally never left rivendell in my life

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Aragorn: I’d blow that horn of gondor if you know what i’m saying

Boromir:.. what the fuck.

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and everybody hates him for it except:

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Aragorn: how bout I show you why they call us the dune-damn

Legolas: then how bout I show you why they call it mirkwood

(Gimli, in the background: NEITHER OF THOSE MADE SENSE)

[verycorrectlotr]

Trope: constantly bickering couple who would die for each other (Aragorn and Boromir)

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know

GOD yeah. i just. theyre all Old and Married Couples and i wouldnt hesitate to give up my livelihood for them