steve/bucky tbh
who falls asleep on the couch: literally both of them they’re train wrecks and if one’s on the couch the other one is probably on the floorwho wakes up first: steve.who cooks the most: steve. He is a Responsible Adult.who’s in charge of the tv remote: steve probably because above.who takes the longest getting ready: BUCKYwho takes up most of the bed: bucky.if/what pets they have: they have a cat named Cat (sometimes she’s called Fucking Nerdlord)











