Jul 9, 2018
Araine, our dearly beloved Inquisimom, is currently accepting Lavellan adoptions.
She’s got a soft spot for Lavellans, especially those who were dumped by their egg head boyfriend.
Trevelyans, Adaars, Cadashs may also apply.
Perks:
You get to brag that a witch of the wilds is your adopted mother and watch Chantry folk piss themselves.
What’s expected of you:
Do as mummy says, wash behind your ears, go to bed with clean feet so you don’t dirty the sheets and for the love of cheese, comb your hair!
