#archaics

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Just various memes with various levels of canonicity lmao

Archaics and the characters present are also owned by @samijami

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And the sunboys sister, monnie

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Anyways,screw you if you think ill draw my clown/jester characters normally <3/j

Zesty the Jester made in a crack rp with @samijami -

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I've came to publicly shame myself for killing Zes

I apologize on Komoku's behalf for the murdering of Kamila's only parental figure left, in a brutal choking manner.

I dearly apologize for how they constantly had pain involving their neck area, including their demise.

Reasons I am greatly sorry and how Zes dying this way leaves so, so much more depression than just a main character dying:

1. They won't ever get closure on knowing whether or not Coquet actually murked himself or not, as Komoku said she believed he had hell waiting for him as Zes didn't.

2. They will never get the full story on Coquet and have died only knowing a man they loved and married had done some awful things, and was the reason they were getting killed at that moment.

3. The last interaction Coquet and Zes had was..not good.

4. Komoku really wasn't planning on becoming a murderer, she was just greatly distressed at her positioning. She was dying, and had so much unfinished business. She figured the quickest way to solve it would be to just terminate it.

5. ZES WENT THROUGH TOO MUCH-

6. The gay buddies who started the entire AU's creation will never find each other again for the rest of eternity :'(

The court finds you and komoku guilty of Cheracter death and unfinished business,you are subjected to do the walk of shame.

ShaME SHAME

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Komoku's fucking weird, I apologize for you having to deal with her-

Shes incredibly fucking weird man-

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More archaics things ive gathered:

•sunny can just summon birds

•sunny prefers to just use his support magic,as fighting is his least favorite activity-(he has advanced healing + barrier magic)

•the jester now struggles with saying words with S

•the jester is also now the kings babysitter(caretaker,but the king says babysitter)

•the jester is also immune to poison??

•the clown is just batshit insane-

•the clown is a bit violent,but they find it funny

•the clown:"what. a. party!! Pooper!!"

•the clown also blends in with surroundings very well-

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So i think its called Archaics,the au me and Sami made in the Crackfic and everything i gathered from it so far is:

The King and Jester are both untransitioned transMascs,although the jester is more of a Trans-nonbinary

The child was kidnapped

The jester is scared of bats + being stared at,hates themself

The king is scared of Abandoment + loud voices,trauma via violence

The previous queen hated the jester

The kings subjects disliked the king

Plus the bebe

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Imma drop these on you because I had too much fun with a generator

GIIKJKJJJH I DIDNT EXOECT TO WAKE UP TO THIS-

Arkyr:whenever i collapse is entirely up to the gods.

Sunny:im a god and i say you sleep now.