#archconfraternity

[sputnstuff]

Archconfraternity headcannons:

Lesmes:

-plus sized king before his decapitation

-spoils infanta a bit too much

-choleric, gets angry VERY easily

-yells a lot, especially at Odón

Orospina:

-Vain and posh, but will kill at the slight provocation

-"children should not be seen or heard."

-supports women's wrongs so that she can continue to do wrongs herself

-the hardest member to get along with

Benedicta:

-Autistic and will info dump on you is you give her the chance

-hates going outside of her basilica

-loves art and teaching

-the only one who can handle Orospina (they dated once and didn't go well)

Odón:

-Not a talkative person

-loves his henchmen

-Has his own galleon

-will throw you to the sea to test you

Eviterno:

-tired 24/7

-well respected and loves his confraternity members back

-will cry if shown an act of kindness

-Has a secret crush on the Penitent One but he won't admit it

Infanta:

-gremlin

-will be insufferable on purpose

-will ask Lesmes to beat you up

-don't underestimate her tho

If you have headcannons of your own, feel free to reply to this post :D

[sputnstuff]

_I'm searching for Infanta (Blasphemous 2 version):

Odon:*calls* Hey Lesmes

Lesmes: What?

Odon: I need you,can you switch to the Labyrinth's Prie dieu?

(Background: Benedicta fell and hit the floor face first with a yelp right next to Orospina,who was startled)

Lesmes: I can't I'm looking for Infanta

Odon: Well then find her and go to a Prie dieu

Lesmes: I would like to but I can't find her

Odon: What do you mean you can't find her??!!

(Background: Penitent one took a leap of faith off a balcony)

Lesmes: I can't,it's so dusty here

Odon: What do you mean "it's so dusty here"??

(Background: Penitent one almost touched Odon but moved away cause the guy was swinging his hand)

Lesmes: That means "it's so dusty here"!!!

Odon: Then go to a different place!!!!

(Background: Odon hit Penitent one in the face bcuz he swinged his arm back)

Lesmes: Alright, you don't have to yell!!!!

Lesmes: Okay now,there are threads and people covered in threads everywhere,smell like wax too

Odon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE THREADS EVERYWHERE AND PEOPLE COVERED IN IT???

(Background: His crewmates running in and dancing with lights in the background)

Lesmes: It means there are threads everywhere!!!!

(Background: The fat embroiderers creeping up behind him)

Odon: Then Go To The Next Area!!!

Lesmes:*look at a dead guy and turn around* Okay now there are dead people and tombs!!!

Odon: WHERE ARE YOU NOW!!!??

Lesmes: I'M BEING SURROUNDED BY THE DEADS!!!!

Odon: WHAT KIND OF DEADS!!??

Lesmes: THE DEADS OF THE SACRED ENTOMBMENT!!!!

Odon: WHY ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR A CHILD IN THE SACRED ENTOMBMENT!!!???

Lesmes: OH FUCK YOU!!!

I have very little to say, can of coke to you for a good post n' stuff :D

[sputnstuff]

Alright penitents, let's say you get to join one of the archconfraternity'S confraternities. Which one would you join?

confraternity of embroiderers

confraternity of endless orison

confraternity of salt

confraternity of incorruptible flesh

Voting ended onSep 17, 2023

[theraccolta]

St. Philomena, Virgin and Martyr - 11 August

Consider joining the Universal Living Rosary here. Members pledge to pray one decade of the rosary every day for the propagation of the faith and conversion of sinners. Those who belong to this pious society enjoy the special protection of the Mother of God and Sts. Philomena and Therese.

[matthew-alderman]

Matthew Alderman (above, top right, and bottom right) recently visited the U.S. National Center of the Archconfraternity of Saint Philomena in Philadelphia and signed several of his St. Philomena prints. Listen to the Radio Maria interview with Matthew Alderman here, which is scheduled to be rebroadcast this Friday.  Pictures courtesy Rev. Jason V. Kulczynski, U.S. national director for the archconfraternity (above, top left) and founder of the Priest Chaplains of St. Philomena, who also graciously arranged the original commission, previously featured here and here.  Prints can be purchased via the center.