#archdemon belphegor

[meltingpenguins]

Insane 1B for Belphegor?

[phantasmagoetia]

HELLevator

It was, naturally, up for debate wheter or not repairing the elevator in Purgatory was a good idea or not.

Logic (and Beelzebub) said yes, as it must be part of the whole total of everything.

Legion (and everyone who'd actually seen the bloody thing) had said no. Mainly on the basis that it was... well... just the filigree gates before thick wooden doors in the middle of a forest leading into an antique cabin with no actual shaft attached to it.

Even in Hell, Purgatory and Heaven that was... not really anything that should exist.

It was a good argument.

And Legion probably hates himself for forgetting that making such a strong case against it based on how odd it is... was the biggest reason anyone could have given Belphegor to repair it.

Which she had done now.

"There, all shiny and weird," Belphegor proclaimed, wiping sweat off her forehead.

"Mistress, with all respect," said Legion, rocking on his heels. "We should have tried to see where this is even going."

"We did."

"I mean... we should have continued -after- one of me got... eaten? I still dunno what happened."

"Exactly. Did you want to find out?"

"Well..."

That moment, the blasted thing -dinged- and the doors slid open...

[phantasmagoetia]

“Alright, seems I ended up next Wednesday again, so all is technically well. Only need for meself to catch up with me. While I wait for me to find me, how’s ‘bout you astonishing people ask me whatever you like? Or suggest a game to play?”

Belphegor smiles brilliantly... maybe a few teeth too many, a little too sharp.

(Feel free to ask things (AMA) or start plots if you like)

[askligur]

Oh, I have delightful news, pumpkin. justaskasmodeus (That's my Asmodeus) practically volunteered to help you find your little buddy in Purgatory.

oh really good news! Thank you very much, my lord, I will be happy to serve you at any time. I will definitely meet with Lord Asmodeus!

[askligur]

Marvelous to hear. Send them our regards. And wish us luck finding our Lucifer. He wandered off again. (and people criticize me for doing that. Spoilsports.) -B.

Wish you luck! (I wouldn't criticize you)

[askligur]

Oh badness disgracious. I just heard the news about Beelzebub. This multi-reality thing is most curious, as my Beelzebub is alive and well, and was not at all comfortable with - in lack of a better phrase - the idea of being a goner in a way. I was now wondering if our Lucifer could lend a hand... If we find him, that is... Maybe Lord Asmodeus could do something? He's Lou's second second-in-command. -B. ...-elphegor Huh, lots of us start with 'B' don't we?

My Lord, I am very glad to hear that your Beelzebub is fine! The Beelzebub whom I recognized after returning turned out to be the one who died, although, as I understand it, this has already been decided ... It seems that God helped them. I'm still in shock. Thank you very much for the offer, but it seems that everyone has already decided without us ...

[askligur]

Oh, pumpkin, I have a task for you. Could you provide me with some highlights from Crowley's search histories? Especially for nitflax and amzen, or somesuch. The little snake's been a bit of a let-down lately -B.

Mistress, I’m sorry that I didn’t answer you for a long time, sometimes it still takes me some time to understand many technologies.

Crowley’s connection, by the way, is terrible, although it is possible because I now live in his network. Crowley seems to use these sites frequently.

When I looked at his search history, the connection was cut off again and I did not remember everything, but I managed to notice that the name “good omens” was often found in queries.

I don’t know what this means. I hope that next time I will not be so useless for you, my lord.

[askligur]

Oh, you should see if Crowley has his credit card details and address saved on the computer, and order things in his name that would upset his angel -B.

this is genius! Thank you! I will do so. i will make him and his stupid angel sob! Hahaha