Whimsical Wrongness

Greetings mortals and interesting creatures. I have risen from my slumber and am keen on finding out what glorious chaos has spread in my absence. (18+ RP Blog, Good Omens Verse & Multiverse Friendly, ASKBOX IS OPEN)

[phantasmagoetia]

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A bit about this Belphegor:

General:

Crossover- and Multiverse friend, semi-selective. Mun is 18+, but we'll usually refrain from smut.

If you want to start rp, just tag the blog or send an ask (and hope tumblr won't eat it)

Setting:

Slightly alternate timeline of Good Omens Show-verse pre s2. Is however fully aware of what went down there (Mun will check what setting rp partners operate in unless specified in any way :3 )

About Belphegor:

Belphegor (she/her) is the Archdemon of Sloth (and Hell's ambassador to France), and in charge of most of Hell's inventions and technology.

She's a bit of a cloudcuckoolander/nightmare fuel station attendant, and always seems to know more than she should. Generally good-natured, often irritatingly so. Gets along best with Asmodeus (mainly the one over at @justaskasmodeus and Legion (commonly known in the fandom as Eric.)

Her dwelling in Hell (as Sloth doesn't really have its own circle) is dubbed Phantasmagoetia, an unstable and twisted mishmash of everything (think abandoned fun-house and then some)

Will answer to Bell or Belphy.

Belphegor, as she is, stems from the universe of a fanfic called 'A Nice and Accurate Place to visit', a pre-s2 show-sequel fic with several minor and major differences to the show canon.

Mun is @meltingpenguins (yes, that one)

~Drop us a note if you got any questions :3~

[charlesoberonn]

Dumb Sitcom Idea: The life of the nephews and nieces of an "Aunty Christa" who is implied to be the Antichrist or at least demonic in some way.

The kids are taken on all sorts of fun supernatural adventures while their parents are worried sick but can do nothing about it.

Aunty Christa isn't related to either parent. She just sort of showed up one day and declared herself to be the kids' fun new Aunty.

[windwenn]

This drawing made me realise that actually I love the comfort zone and I would like to go back into it. Also that I must draw more tigers.

[jortsemporium]

[phantasmagoetia]

@lower-management

They made another one about us :3

[lower-management]

Finally zomeone getting it clozer to right, don't ya think?

[phantasmagoetia]

We shall see once it's out. :3

[phantasmagoetia]

@lower-management

They made another one about us :3

[lower-management]

Stab.

[phantasmagoetia]

Stab.

[positivedoodles]

[drawing of a brown bat on a blue background saying “You deserve more good days.” in a light blue speech bubble.]

[homunculus-argument]

Also, from the same series of Books of Funny Quips: This is a drawing of a drawing of a drawing, but the picture in question was so well described that I felt confident in being able to recreate it. The context was that a classroom of kids were told to draw a picture of any scene of the bible, by their own choosing. One kid drew this:

And the teacher asked him what bible scene could this possibly be depicting. Well, obviously that is a picture of God driving Adam and Eve out of paradise.

[memewhore]

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

[phantasmagoetia]

As... as... asmodeus :D Got something for you @justaskasmodeus

[justaskasmodeus]

Why thank you, poppet, I love it. I know exactly where this is going to go in my collection.

[phantasmagoetia]

:D wheeeee

[phantasmagoetia]

As... as... asmodeus :D Got something for you @justaskasmodeus

[strangelittlestories]

It is a little known fact that angels cannot step foot in hell.

Note: this does not mean that angels *don’t* enter the burning depths, only that they cannot touch the floor. You see, the fires that rage below are not regular fire. They do not consume fuel and oxygen and spit out heat. Instead, they chew on reality and drink down order, and the flames that lick up at you are made of chaos-filled void.

This is antithetical to the very substance of angels. If it touches them, at *best* the angels will be spat out as they are forcibly reminded that *they don’t go here*.

At medium, they will be unmade.

At worst, they will be *changed*.

You might think they could avoid this by simply flying through the pit, right? Oh, would that it were so simple. Remember the flames that burn up reality? Hell is an alchemical reaction of exploding space and logic and time and souls. You try flying through a place that is not a place, where up and down can hardly agree on which is which for more than an instant.

But there is a way around this. It was originally discovered by the guardian angel Cambiel. You see, under Cambiel’s protection was a woman named Ruth. Ruth was a shining light who Cambiel cared for greatly.

Ruth, in turn, had a woman she cared for very much. And, sadly, a demon had stolen Ruth’s love away from her.

“Do not follow her,” warned Cambiel, “for if you follow your heart through the gates of perdition, I cannot go with you.”

“Sorry, babe,” replied Ruth, “but I am *very* gay and *very* romantic and that has made me reckless.”

And Cambiel nodded sadly, for all of this was true and good.

But as Ruth walked the lonely, tortured path into the underworld, an idea occurred to Cambiel.

Sure, they couldn’t walk or fly into hell, but maybe they could *ride* there.

Now, a fully grown horse could not hope to navigate the depths beneath the world, for their sense of self-preservation was too strong. An adult horse would flee from the screams of imploding souls and the winding geometry of impossibly winding roads.

But a young horse? With a child’s innocence, with bright young eyes, who had not yet been tricked into believing in its mortality?

That was a mount that could bear an angel (who was, after all, light enough to dance on the head of a pin) into the fearful caverns of the beyond. Honestly, the little horse seemed weirdly enthused about the whole thing. 

And so did Cambiel guide a pair of reckless and romantic (and useless) lesbians out of hell.

When the pair thanked the angel, all they said was this:

“Don’t thank me, thank the little horse. It turns out … foals rush in where angels fear to tread.”

[valtsv]

"angels are covered in thousands of eyes" is fine but it doesn't go far enough for me. angels should also have no eyelids.

[valtsv]

free will can be the decision to keep watching or look away. a privilege that angels do not possess.

[phantasmagoetia]

Look, these poor sods already have to endure witnessing what humans get up to, now you gonna give them dry eyes too?

[lower-management]

//istg if our prime minister wins these elections as our rapresentative I'm setting fire to a public building or something I just can't

Like fuck me and not in a good way, she's the biggest piece of shit ever I can't with her

If anyone's interested in hearing all the shit she's done PLEASE ASK BECAUSE IT'S LIKE TELLING A JOKE AND YALL I CANT

[webanglikethat]

if meloni wins, I might actually die

because I’m Italian but I also currently live in Germany, and the German version of Meloni aka AFD is also winning LIKE ??

[lower-management]

//I am full on ashamed of Italy

Tbh my plan is to flee at one point, too bad there's basically nowhere 100% secure to flee to so the best we can do is protest and be little shits.

Se non ti interessi alla politica la politica si interesserà a te

[ellietheduck]

If AFD Wins, I‘ll just go and live in the jungle or so…

[lower-management]

//can we just all get together and collectively burn stuff? These people are in the end people, there's got to be a way to get them off.

[fandom-feeder-deactivated202409]

Try spraying them with the bug spray thingy

[lower-management]

//or we could take example from the french

[phantasmagoetia]

ooc: the problem is people are either not voting at all, voting 'protest' (because yeah, that ALWAYS works out great), or are so dreadfully uninformed because progressive parties can't get a foothold on tiktok & co because the fcking algorithm, so a lot of first-time voters and younger people get all their input from there, and that input is... very brown

[lower-management]

//I know. I will personally kick in the ass anyone in my school who can vote but won't.

In politics there's no way to stay out of it. Se non ti occupi di politica la politica si occuperà di te

[phantasmagoetia]

OOC: The only people that can be apolitical are doctors...

[lower-management]

//istg if our prime minister wins these elections as our rapresentative I'm setting fire to a public building or something I just can't

Like fuck me and not in a good way, she's the biggest piece of shit ever I can't with her

If anyone's interested in hearing all the shit she's done PLEASE ASK BECAUSE IT'S LIKE TELLING A JOKE AND YALL I CANT

[webanglikethat]

if meloni wins, I might actually die

because I’m Italian but I also currently live in Germany, and the German version of Meloni aka AFD is also winning LIKE ??

[lower-management]

//I am full on ashamed of Italy

Tbh my plan is to flee at one point, too bad there's basically nowhere 100% secure to flee to so the best we can do is protest and be little shits.

Se non ti interessi alla politica la politica si interesserà a te

[ellietheduck]

If AFD Wins, I‘ll just go and live in the jungle or so…

[lower-management]

//can we just all get together and collectively burn stuff? These people are in the end people, there's got to be a way to get them off.

[fandom-feeder-deactivated202409]

Try spraying them with the bug spray thingy

[lower-management]

//or we could take example from the french

[phantasmagoetia]

ooc: the problem is people are either not voting at all, voting 'protest' (because yeah, that ALWAYS works out great), or are so dreadfully uninformed because progressive parties can't get a foothold on tiktok & co because the fcking algorithm, so a lot of first-time voters and younger people get all their input from there, and that input is... very brown

[fishyfiles]

Well, there is still plenty of normal Erics. You could always ask one of him how he works.

I could what? I don't do that? Eric? Do you know who I am?

[phantasmagoetia]

*scoots by*

If your 'Eric' is anything like mine then it's the whole 'being Legion' thing. It goes haywire at times.

[fishyfiles]

GOES HAYWIRE? What is that supposed to mean?!

[phantasmagoetia]

Like, sometimes when too many copies die at once the whole re-forming can go bonkers. It usually goes back to normal after a bit of rest.

We had a 15' tall Legion at some point. Like, in human form, not the regular one. I think that one is about 830 square miles total.

[fishyfiles]

Ours... ours got turned into 10 babies but I think that was on purpose. I don't know why. But I like this one like this. He's perfect. What if something happened to him?

[phantasmagoetia]

*hapless shrug* If he works like our Legion, he'll re-form? Probably?

[fishyfiles]

Probably. Probably. I would like to know it's definitely. Do you know he sneezed? Earlier? And he was cold.

[phantasmagoetia]

Ours does that all the time. Sometimes he has allergies.

[fishyfiles]

How does one prevent or fight this, in Legions?

[phantasmagoetia]

We don't. Last time we tried Tunguska happened.