#archdeva

[hisbriarheart]

A Moment’s Reprieve.

Early birthday present for Uncle @magus-imperator! I love you! ^o^

[dakuryonn]

I’m curious about what you, the real Dakuryon, would rate the OCs of all the people who you’ve reblogged and commented on so far?

You’re probably not going to like it, but whatever. I’ll bite.Sandra, owned by sandraverenim: looks decent, and by decent I mean she fails to arouse. According to research, her eyes and blue skin is the result of Thulsa giving her AIDs, therefore making her fake news. She isn’t a real Archdeva, which is what Dakuryon requires in his desired mate. He wants the real deal. Sandra, unfortunately, does not qualify. Next!Plague(?), owned by plague-goddess: ugly butchered hair, makes that stupid duck lips face in all of her selfies, has terrifying big yaoi hands, and an even uglier personality to match! As for her eye color? Fake news just like Sandra’s. Not only is she ugly, but she’s incompetent in battle! As a result of this, she lost her original horns like a dumbass loser. An overall hideous lore breaking character who instantly turns Dakuryon off. Next!

Alice, owned by galacider: it’s an Elin, which means instant disqualification. Fake news for talking to Dakuryon like a stupid little smartmouthed brat. Next!

Calamity, owned by teraterrific: like Alice, instantly disqualified to even be considered as a possible romantic partner for Dakuryon. She makes the perfect partner in crime though, which is entirely different! NOT fake news, and the Imperator has adopted her. Next!

Galathea, owned by spirituous-galathea: this ugly bitch tried to rape Dakuryon and to add more insult to injury, word on the street is she’s an art thief. Fake news. Nothing more to say about her. NEXT!

Fyregem, owned by goddessfyregem: Exactly the sort of woman Dakuryon is after! Perfectly shaped body, the lips that men love (you know the kind I’m talking about), and the cute babydoll voice… delicious! A true Archdeva through and through. NOT fake news, is official MILF WIFE. Next!

Auron, Meatier Shower(?), and the other OCs owned by magus-imperator: sinful gay babies who are so damn pretty that it should be considered illegal! NOT fake news. Dakuryon has adopted them all and he will raise them to be serial killers.

[ask-archdevancaptain-sven]

Is there anything or anyone that makes you smile?

[okamiflamme]

Portal x Tera

Dakuryon as GLaDOS

[neryfox]

Один из немногих старых скетчей, продолжающих мне нравится

[elvesandcastanicbois]

Khaeden’s little sister, Aliyanra. She was born recently. This is an alternate dimension version of her from the future posing with her older brother~

And officially, I made a guild named after the business Khaeden’s parents run. The Rainbow Emporium. It’s a dance school, shop, and club in one that is LGBTQA friendly~

[argonised]

[sandraverenim]