#archerprince

[toastersol]

Can u tell I’m sane about them

[thesunandprince]

Telemachus: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Apollo: Wow. They sound stupid.

Telemachus: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Apollo: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Telemachus: I guess you’re right. Hey Apollo, I love you.

Apollo: See! Just say that!

Telemachus: Holy fucking shit.

Apollo: If that flies over their head then, sorry Telemachus, but they're too dumb for you.

Telemachus: Apollo.

[hangezoeslabassistant]

So there's a ship called ArcherPrince(Telemachus and Apollo from EPIC the musical)and I used to not like the ship BUT it's starting to grow on me

[thesunandprince]

TELPOLLO INCORRECT QUOTES!

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Telemachus: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf

Apollo: What is that?

Telemachus: it’s a keyboard smash

Apollo: How do I do it?

Telemachus: just press anything

Apollo: 7

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Telemachus: Our relationship is strictly professional.

Apollo, sitting on Telemachus’s lap: Absolutely. Only on business.

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Telemachus: Wow, they really hate us.

Apollo: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

Telemachus: But we’re not gay, Apollo.

Apollo:

Telemachus:

Apollo: We’re not?

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Apollo: We should be partners.

Telemachus: You mean like, partners in crime?

Apollo: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

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Apollo: Telemachus, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

Telemachus: Raise the dead.

Apollo: And what did you do?

Telemachus: Raise the dead.

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Apollo: Bro-

Telemachus: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Telemachus: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Apollo, throwing their head into Telemachus's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Telemachus, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Telemachus: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Apollo: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Telemachus: But you’re always acting stupid?

Apollo: ...

Apollo: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

[toastersol]

I feel so awesome today, so u, my lovelys can have this apollmachus art I made:3

[thesunandprince]

Telemachus and Apollo…

[thesunandprince]

archerprince (telemachus x apollo) headcanons.. >:3

apollo sometimes sings telemachus to sleep.

whenever telemachus is outside, the sun shines brightly on him.

apollo fell first and i dont make the rules.

telemachus gives sacrifices to apollo (and athena.)

he also plays lyre in honor of apollo.

telemachus got a custom bow and arrow

extra: hermes always glares at apollo when he is with telemachus.

@starlitvick .