TELPOLLO INCORRECT QUOTES!
Telemachus: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf
Telemachus: it’s a keyboard smash
Telemachus: just press anything
Telemachus: Our relationship is strictly professional.
Apollo, sitting on Telemachus’s lap: Absolutely. Only on business.
Telemachus: Wow, they really hate us.
Apollo: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.
Telemachus: But we’re not gay, Apollo.
Apollo: We should be partners.
Telemachus: You mean like, partners in crime?
Apollo: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.
Apollo: Telemachus, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?
Telemachus: Raise the dead.
Apollo: And what did you do?
Telemachus: Raise the dead.
Telemachus: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Telemachus: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
Apollo, throwing their head into Telemachus's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Telemachus, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
Telemachus: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Apollo: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Telemachus: But you’re always acting stupid?
Apollo: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
