#epic apollo

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Y/N: I'm about to do something stupid

Apollo: You're always doing something stupid. So how's this any different?

Y/N: *kisses Apollo and runs off, cackling*

Apollo: Wh-?! Hey!

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Y/N: It's so dark in here. I can't see anything.

Apollo: Don't worry, hun. I got this.

Apollo: *starts glowing*

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Apollo: It's 4 am. Why are you baking a cake? And what's with party decorations and sweets?

Y/N: I'm celebrating the death of my sleep schedule and sanity. Want a cookie?

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Apollo: Listen, we're not competing on who's the better romantic

Y/N: Ok

Apollo:

Apollo: But if we WERE-

[bethanymcsm]

Just realised how terrifying the end of God Games must be for Apollo and Ares in particular

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Apollo: Can I have some water?

Hermes: *starts chugging his water bottle*

Hermes: *chokes from drinking too fast*

Hermes: *spills water all over himself*

Hermes: *coughing* I don't have any water

[jdoeseverythingwrong]

brain: do it. Write an Apollo fan song

me: no, I’m in the middle of writing a fanfiction. And regardless, we know what happens when we try to write songs. We make lyrics we think are good on the moment, we come up with a tune in our heads, we fiddle around in bandlab, we realize we have no clue what we’re doing and nothing sounds good, we realize the lyrics were trash all along, and we give up. I’m not doing that again and getting my self-esteem extra low while I’m trying to write. This is why the book is failing.

brain: but what if “I am the sun shining and burning I give the bards all the hymns to keep learning”.

me: that’s trash! We won’t even end up using it if we write the song!

brain: SUN SUN SUN SUN—

[lyre-player-of-the-sun]

HELLO DAD! - Wendy

Do you have to drag me along to every god here? - Nora

SHHHH THIS IS MY DAD! HE NEEDS TO MEET YOU! - Wendy

Fine as long as you don't tell him about... the thing... -Nora

~ @the-big-four-of-chb-plus-nora

"Hmm? Oh, greetings there... Wendy?

I have too many children...

Ahem! I'm happy to see you, sunshine! Who's this you have with you?"