#archivedresponse

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WHERE IS DEREK'S FOOTAGE???

Safe and sound! With us, of course

- Rebecca Tanner

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Hello, mod team here on our first try at an rp blog, inspired by the DMS/ArchIve-related minecraft args such as SFAWTDE, DAWTDE, XtremeGamer11, McCompanion, etc.! (Please be aware that we aren't online a lot and so responses/posts might be slow! This rp blog isn't our main focus)

I'm N, aka an oc named Rebecca Tanner in the lore! My main blog can be found here > @nuklear-sauce! I'm one of the main mods for the blog!

Jmus / J, aka another oc named J. Heath, is also a mod although not really online :P

Other characters (updated as added):

HyjoPcl / ArchIve - @nuklear-sauce

Entity M - @your-teaseller / Tea

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a few of my anons are convinced i am one of your many experiments, like alex. i would appreciate confirmation; am i?

i don't mind who answers this.

-🗡️👑 (@d3reklord3)

We were watching the King, not you. You were just too curious and unlucky enough to get caught in the crossfire

Just a friendly word of advice- I think you should mind who answers you.

- Rebecca Tanner

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CAN I PLEASE TALK TO M MY BOY

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Is there any unclassified information on Derek Hutchins? I hear some of his footage has been seized by the Department of Metaphysical Sciences.

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is evilfies working with y’all

Evilfies is the robotic clone of Wifies that we created to secretly control the mass public through youtube

- Rebecca Tanner

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Well.. for starters, I suppose I would like to know why you have seized Derek's video.

-♟️Bishop

Well, if someone recorded themself finding a book with a spell that can merge a god inside of them, I think it would be a good idea to keep that footage away from the public

- Rebecca Tanner

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hi guys i love women- wait i think this is the wrong blog

Seems like it.

- J. Heath