#archivedlore

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Department of Metaphysical Science - Official Notice

This account is under the jurisdiction of the US D.M.S. as of 04/08/2026.

All communications are subject to review and archival under 44 U.S. Code §2107.

Organization will be required for this account. As such, the following tags will archive all posts that meet the requirements.

#ArchivedResponse will hold all replies to questions or concerns by the public.

#ArchivedLore will hold all personal matters with employees class 4 or higher.

#ArchivedPosts will hold all posts not related to any previous tags.

Additional material may be edited to this post as the account remains active.

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Hello, mod team here on our first try at an rp blog, inspired by the DMS/ArchIve-related minecraft args such as SFAWTDE, DAWTDE, XtremeGamer11, McCompanion, etc.! (Please be aware that we aren't online a lot and so responses/posts might be slow! This rp blog isn't our main focus)

I'm N, aka an oc named Rebecca Tanner in the lore! My main blog can be found here > @nuklear-sauce! I'm one of the main mods for the blog!

Jmus / J, aka another oc named J. Heath, is also a mod although not really online :P

Other characters (updated as added):

HyjoPcl / ArchIve - @nuklear-sauce

Entity M - @your-teaseller / Tea

[us-dms]

U.S. Department of Metaphysical Science - Official Notice

Eyewitness reports a blinding pink light at █:██ ██ on ██████ in the town of ████ ████, ██. Radar indicates a strong presence of a metaphysical entity and must be addressed.

The target will be investigated and determined as a threat or not. Subsequent actions will follow once a decision is made.

Ai epviehc orsa.

[us-dms]

U.S. Department of Metaphysical Science- Official Notice

Entity 01001101 has been authorized to use a separate branching profile on this account with supervision, as requested by multiple class 4 staff.

Termination of the account will be granted if the entity becomes agitated in any manner.

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Hi! I have two questions:

1. Do you only conduct experiments in Minecraft, or also in other games?

2. Aren't you afraid that Mojang will sue yall for using their game for experiments?

1. Minecraft is a sandbox for a reason. We hire those guys who make computers and working games in minecraft lmao

2. We have really good lawyers.

— Rebecca Tanner

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Can we kill heath

/request term 01001000-0404 custom:[untitled.txt]

Department of Metaphysical Science - Termination of employee [0404] Requested by [Rebecca Tanner]

[Start custom text]

████ing die Heath lmao

- Rebecca Tanner

[End custom text]

The report will be reviewed by the Board and taken into consideration. Any similar complaints will be filed for further investigation.

End report.

[us-dms]

U.S. Department of Metaphysical Science - Official Notice

Multiple reports in Massachusetts detail a man with bleached brown hair, white glasses, and unkempt appearance around the campus of █████ ███████. Eyewitnesses claim the target was “talking to himself” about “revolutionary ████” and “█████████”.

The target will be investigated and determined as a threat or not. An update will be soon to follow.

[us-dms]

to M

i mean when i heard yuor story i figured you were just being uhh targeted kinda cuz ur an entity

but anyways

ARE YOU DOIGN OK OVER THERE :( last i heard stuff got rough and like i dont want my silly to be sad or hurt or anythign

-glowberry anon (W/ LOTS OF LOVE)

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[us-dms]

/request transcript 05/10/26

U.S. Department of Metaphysical Science - Video Transcript Requested by [Rebecca Tanner]

Why did you have to do that.

M hsr'x orsa alex csy qier.

Bull████. You knew exactly what you did. Now we have to deal with a possible breach in security. This is your fault. You forced them to leave.

M ampp hiep amxl mx. M eq mr gsrxvsp.

You don't act like it. You better do something.. or I will.

End Transcript.