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[glassinthedesert]

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[glassinthedesert]

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[lady-bon-bon]

Madam, I take offense to that last statement about humans. While I may resemble that remark not all of us are like that. Of course the ones you see act a certain way towards you, but that is because the rest of us wouldn't want to be a bother. We've enough problems dealing with our own plain little bit of hair to go worrying about yours. I cant even begin to imagine the difficulty a lack of dexterity would bring.

Look, I may not be acquainted with every human to have ever existed, but I do know the ones that come into my shop have sticky fingers in more ways than one.  I also know more than enough how I'd be treated in your territory from a horse who's been there, and it certainly doesn't sound like an improvement.  I'm neither a vehicle, a toy, nor property.  I hope that doesn't offend you, and I'd rather stop talking about it, but I'm not going to treat you the way you've been romanticized in fillies cartoons.

[lady-bon-bon]

There's research and regulations for these things? Does that mean there's fines and/or punishments if you break them? I've never known! It's not fair if there's a Tongue Police or something like that!

Of course!  Ignorance is no defense in their eyes, either.  There are police for everything, dear.  There are police to police the police, like some sort of Police Police.  The Police Police police themselves, making them the Police Police Police.  It goes on and on.  Forever.

[lady-bon-bon]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? I figured you would know.

A little bird told me the answer is "Who?" but there are currently several independently conflicting studies on the matter.  Technically speaking, one mustn't necessarily lick a pop at all, simply leave it in one's mouth for a long enough period of time.  This naturally affects the number of licks required, removing potential future lickings the longer a pop is held inside a mouth, or possibly twirled against the inside of one's cheeks.  Assuming a pop is held outside the mouth to control these factors, it still depends on ingredients, weather conditions, saliva production, the coldblooded or warmblooded nature of the consumer, tongue stroke technique, number of participants, and the inherent texture of said tongue(s).  It's a surprisingly neglected field at first glance, but understandable once one begins analyzing the various complications.  The Equestrian Food and Drug Administration mandates a bare minimum of three licks be required before safest biting by mature Strigimorphae, but their regulations are only loosely enforced, especially when accounting for varying beak strengths.

[lady-bon-bon]

Your record is quite impressive then. As for myself; no, I've yet to share either experience with either person or pony. I've had no time for such endeavors. There's just so much asymmetry in the world to fix! In any case, I think some testing is in order. Now to find someone.. Grazie mia signora, all the best to you!

Oh, well, that's too bad.  Not to rush you into it, but I'm certain something out there has a use for your taste testing interests.  Perhaps waiting for you to ask first, hm?

Good day!

[lady-bon-bon]

Taste? Huh, never considered how someone might taste. Interesting concept. I'd say I'd try it but... that's not exactly something I'm just to walk up and do. Even asking once you know them would be uncomfortable. How do you recommend approaching it?

I've never been turned down when asking before, actually.

Are you saying you've never kissed or licked anypony?

Have you tried sharing food first?  Gets tasting on the mind.

[lady-bon-bon]

Whoa, whoa, Bon Bon. What you're saying and what you are standing for, are totally valid. Regardless, don't let them get to you with this! Most just want to get you worked up. You've got to be zen about the whole thing. Take a deep breath, know some of us are idiots, and carry on.

Here, have a cookie for not all being like that.  I baked them myself!