#ardentverdant

[rocketeer-twins]

@ardentverdant replied:

"Geez! I'm sorry, am I breathing too loud or something?! You could've just asked me to move!"

“Wha-- Oh, sorry kid. I was talking to this Poochyena here who keeps trying to bite my leg.” 

The Pokemon growled at the comment, bracing itself to pounce yet again. It ignored the stranger, instead bearing its teeth at the Rocket grunt.

“Uh... you mind if I could get a little help here?”

[showstar-blog1]

@ardentverdant​

“wo-w such gorgeous plants.” succulents, are they not? they’re as green and healthy as the messy hair upon his head and azusa can’t help but find particular amusement about that: to be so heavily associated with something you like, huh?

he takes a step closer to get a better look at the plant, looking it over in all sorts of directions. “you must take really good care of them. i’ve always wanted a plant to take care of well, but i never have enough time to nurture it. do you find it fulfilling?”

[hoeinhoenn]

@ardentverdant

    “Hey. Pssssssssssst.”

   There’s two boxes of cookies under each arm and heart stickers all over her prosthetic leg in the spirit of the season, and she’s beaming.

         “Delivery!”

[hoeinhoenn]

when ur more recent lettuces catch u cross dimensional cheating and then ur older lettuces come back from the Inactivity Void (TM) and u get quadruple cornered

[hoeinhoenn]

ardentverdant said: He kinda... pets them. They're floppy and slimy.

     Happy Swampert noises!! She can totally see why Casey likes pets now!!

[rocketeer-twins]

📚

📚 for me to grab the book nearest to me, flip to a random page, and use the first line of dialogue I see as a starter

“Oh, this is unbearable!” Alex cried. Will you leave off you horrid, spiteful creature?”

[ag-gravated]

ardentverdant

  Drunk pick up line hour? 

go home silver

“nO”

[rebirthpyre-archive]

ardentverdant replied to your post: ✨

“I’d be allergic to myself…”

“Yeah, I guessed as much. Be thankful I’m not a God. My impulsive nature would doom you a hundred times over.” Wes this is not something you say to people what the fuck.