liquid courage

man, that girl is NON-STOP.    indie trainer may

[hoeinhoenn]

// anyway a possibility id like you all to consider: may/roxanne

[rubrendan-archived]

“Hey, May, guess what month it is! You!” He told May for what was probably the googolplex time in her life hearing this joke. 

[hoeinhoenn]

Hey, that’s funny! Die.

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[logan-exe]

MY TIME

[corancoranthemagicalman]

It’s gonna be May

[sapphiretides-blog1]

So. Brendan and the multiverse. How does May usually interact with that? Does she have any thoughts about it? Do these questions make sense

//So how May deals and feels about Brendans that arent @kabancki

//There’s no really easy way to talk about this but to backtrack a little. May (Mari, as called by other Mays to prevent confusion) is based on Sapphire before Wormholes, Rings, etc even existed. This was before even FRLG, which is (imo) part of the “remake au” in Pokemon. 

//Meaning that the OG timeline is RGB, GSC, RSE, DPPt, BW & BW2, XY and SuMo… The Remake AU would include– as of right now– FRLG, HGSS, ORAS, and USUM.

// Enter @hoeinhoenn (Maple), who is ORAS based. Specifically, Maple deals a LOT with Hoopa and Hoopa’s rings which allows multiverse hopping. Maple lands in Mari’s “ring” (universe), and it takes Mari a hot minute to get used to the idea behind Duplicate versions of herself.

//This means that May (Mari / this blog’s May) is now okay with the idea behind the multiverse. She’s not 100% used to it, but she’s okay with it. She’ll be thrown for a brief loop, because “oh man another bren” or “oh man another me”, but she’ll warm up very quickly to them thanks to Maple’s influence.

//Basically, thanks to Maple, Mari is super used to the idea of the multiverse even if it shocks her at first.

//While she won’t be willing to get extremely close to Brendan’s that arent her own Birch Doof, she’s still very open to being friends with them.

[snaily-deactivated]

1/29/18

i want to see my little boy (here he comes)

[angstmemes]

Anonymously tell me what you want to see happen to my muse.

[sapphiretides-blog1]

          “Just a reminder that if you even touch or hurt any of my dupes, I will actually rip your spinal cord out through your anus. Thank you~”

[hoeinhoenn]

"No matter what anyone else might say, I for one am extremely proud of you, your Pokemon, and your accomplishments. Keep going on, because you've got the world in your hands and I can't wait to be made more proud!"

    Praise the Wishmaker, is May... tearing up?

        “---I-I’LL DO MY BEST, PROFESSOR!!”

[hoeinhoenn]

rubrendan:

“Oh. Hey Maple. How have you been?” 

    Good, good! Pretty busy traveling, seein’ the sights, cutting bitches who try and kiss my sister, taking scrapbook pictures... nothing too exciting though. W'bout you?

[hoeinhoenn]

     Hiiiii~iii, Brendan, long time no see!

[hoeinhoenn]

Clemont stares as he overhears her classification of his standing. "..." He continues to stare. "I have one question for you..." A beat of silence follows, "Can you define Twink, please?"

      Chews granola bar very slowly.

     Does May even really know what twink means enough to define it? Probably not. Will she ever admit it? Definitely not.

       “...Nope.” And she pops her p for extra emphasis. 

[hoeinhoenn]

maythehoennsapphire:

“Excuse the fuck out of me that nerd’s the first person that’s shown romantic interest in me that didn’t just want to use me for my title.”

     ...Ah. My bad.

     He’s still a fuckin’ dork though.

[hoeinhoenn]

emerald-serendipity replied to your photo: not this bitch again!

♥♥♥♥♥!!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!!

[emerald-serendipity]

Yall last night was super scary, the power line right outside our window exploded and caught fire and we were out of power last night. Thankfully we live in a city and the response team was there immediately and we just got power this morning. So I did a quick sketch of Wally and May in a blackout. He’d definitely be pretty terrified in a situation like this. 

[hoeinhoenn]

    I can’t believe one of my dupes is dating, like, every nerd thing combined into one nerdy little wink. Talk about low standards.

[hoeinhoenn]

    --pbbt!

[hoeinhoenn]

not this bitch again!