arei watches Jupiter Ascending
--her dad is like, babbling about the stars on the river and mom is surprised that didn’t end well???
--babe, your boy selling your eggs is a POS, cut out the middle man.
--these royals are everything i wanted them to be
-- “hold tight” well maybe she WOULD if you didn’t DROP HER???
-- Hi yes, does ANYONE in Chicago notice the like. Alien firefight?
-- Yes, he is bleeding after destroying half of Chicago and getting shot at but a pad will help for sure.
-- Eddie, babe, you are a TRIP.
--Jupiter, honey, a guy you met five hours ago takes you to a serial killer house in the middle of nowhere, don’t FOLLOW him, we have GOT to talk about your self-preservation skills.
-- Sean Bean is in this. He dies, doesn’t he.
-- ohhhkay, bees. That. Why not.
-- he so sad and lonely. that’s his character. sad and lonely.
-- have y’all siblings thought about like. talking?
-- that is a fuckton of candles, princess.
-- ‘i love dogs’ omg Jupe.
-- Sean Bean you predictable bastard.
-- I wonder if Titus knows that’s supposedly his reincarnated mother? Cuz that’s kinda creepy.
-- does Titus have a not creepy setting?
-- sad lonely boy is such a badass he’s gonna die alone in space
-- there’s a dinosaur in the living room
-- sad lonely didn’t die!!!
-- that’s a lot of v pretty bombs
-- lowkey bummed that the wedding was crashed
-- ahh and here’s the third brother
-- SWEETIE. you get a bodyguard take the damn sad lonely!!!
-- Eddie is everything i was promised
-- still waiting for you to die sean bean.
-- c’mon sad lonely time to not be lonely anymore (keep the sad, tho. for aesthetic)
-- Eddie god bless you and your batshit insane self.
-- JUPE. Worst timing EVER.
-- Half of Jupe’s role is falling.
-- the other half is dresses.
-- sad lonely and the dino are NOT friends.
-- i bet Jupe thought being a princess was less falling and more dresses, tbh
-- sad loney looks like he’s rollerblading when he flies. i just need to put that on the record.
-- Where did you even come from eddie??
-- beat his ass, jupe. crazy boy.
-- FALLLING!!! *cue surprise*
-- again with bad timing, jupe
-- the floor is lava, omg hahahahahahh
-- she doesn’t hate her life anymore!
-- jupe’s got a wing kink, y’all
omg, y’all. That was a RIDE.
I loved it. I think there’s some themes in here remniscent of The Matrix, but while that became a part of our collective lexicon and culture, this is very very clearly written for the female gaze and it plays to female fantasies--being special and badass and rescued and loved--and that’s what works for me.
It’s also probably why people call it batshit and call The Matrix amazing? But that’s just a theory.
Visually it was stunning. The story was insane and very ficcy, and it was done in a beautiful no holds barred way that embraced the fucking batshit of it all. I loved it.
WHY THE HELL DIDN’T Y’ALL MAKE ME WATCH THIS SOONER?