Jul 23
Ares: Of course I swing both ways
Ares: Violently
Ares: With a sword
Ares: Come get some, motherfuckers
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Ares: Of course I swing both ways
Ares: Violently
Ares: With a sword
Ares: Come get some, motherfuckers
Ares: I'd kill for you
Telemachus:
Ares: Please let me kill for you
Telemachus: You'd kill people even if I didn't ask
Ares: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.
Odysseus: It's my turn to cuddle Y/N!
Ares: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMNIT!
Ares: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake
Athena: You are literally making Valentine's day cards for Odysseus and Y/N
Ares: *pointing his hot glue gun towards Athena* You're on thin fucking ice
Ares: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy
Telemachus: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep
Ares: I said within reason, Telemachus. How about I murder that guy?
Telemachus: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Ares: Well duh. What kind of question is that?
Y/N: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Ares: Fine. But when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks, I don't want to hear shit.
Ares: I love you
Y/N: What was that?
Ares: I said you're a fool!
Ares: You are embarrassing
Y/N: Let go of my hand then
Ares: ...no