Feb 8, 2017
Hi.
Heya bunk buddy :)
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Hi.
Heya bunk buddy :)
Someone messaged me and said your cover photo doesn't have me in it and what I want to know is: what the fuck????
I told the people running our blogs to photoshop your face in the picture so it's less tacky on my blog - I guess it was easier just to crop you out.
Hi.
Heya! :)
Have you ever fisted anyone?
I hate that he remembers this question at random moments throughout the day and laughs about it.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ This is the Terrible Person Award! Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks you’re hideous inside and outside. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ❤️❤️❤
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ This is the Amazing Person Award! Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks you’re amazing inside and outside. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ❤️❤️❤
Aw, look everyone! My roommate is being nice to me! :) This is the nicest thing Watney has ever said to me, and even though it happens to be a copied and pasted message, I don’t mind.
Thanks, Mark! :D
You horror movie loving freak: What do you call the Children of the Corn's father? POPCORN!
Wow. I appreciate the dedication put into the delivery of this joke. You didn’t tell this joke to me in person, you sent it to me in a message and WAITED for me to find it. Amazing.
I'm dying. How's the world outside Beck's bunk? It's been 84 years...
Vogel grew an afro, Johanssen went through puberty and is now standing at eight foot seven, Lewis decided she hates disco, and I shaved off my eyebrows for no reason.