My favorite genre of man is the ones with horrible disfigurement so I ate half his face
Also here's a headcanon: Argent always wanted to post fortnite streams but was shit so he made Grace play for him while he gave commentary on his shitty webcam. Grace is goated at fortnite. Eventually she refused to keep playing for him and he fell off instantly. Oh and he stinks.
Argentverse gang do yall fw Little Shop of Horrors?? This is important to because I associate Seymour with Argent soooo much I need other ppl to see this vision
Me when the piece of media got a guyfailure who hates his life and works a dead end job in a shitty town
Tell the class about Spamgent,,, the ppl (I) wanna know about that weird guy
Hmmm im not sure what exactly to put here so I'll give some little headcanons 🤔
Spamgent is a little strange, but aren't all the Argents?
He never really had a plan in life until he met Connor and everything that happened after that and things actually started happening in his life
He was one of those kids who made up those crazy too good to be true stories about himself to try to impress people
He has congenital ptosis which is why his left eye is droopy!
Spamgent has fucked up microbangs because he got super high and was convinced he could professionally cut his bangs (Grace tried her best to talk him out of it)
Spamgent got a lot of his piercings on pure impulse because he think they make him look tough and intimidating (they dont)
He has heaps and heaps of internalized homophobia because of where and how he was raised and really struggles with accepting the fact he's gay
Grace taught him how to properly take care of his long hair and helps braid it at night so it won't tangle (she loves playing with his hair but he never let's her because he is evil and gay)
He does genuinely love Grace, he just cannot express that at all so he does it in literally the worst ways possible
He tried to learn how to play the guitar but he kept messing up so he rage quit and never picked a guitar up again
He snores like a dad
Spamgent Rolls "Worst Joint Ever" asked to leave Lady Lucrezia