Mar 5, 2025
A small HC for the Argive Trio (Diomedes Sthenelus Euryalus)
They are horrendous cookers. I’m talking about kitchen-nuking level of bad. Because they were raised to be warriors ever since they were little and barely learn any household things back then, they naturally turned some basic daily tasks in to something way too extreme. They could be cooking a single egg in to a burnt ashy abomination and they can still go on like,
Sthenelus: Yall think this’ll do? Or we wait for another 5 minutes?
Euryalus: I say we wait for twice as long, for the crispy texture.
Diomedes: What if we ramp up the fire?
Sthenelus: Holy shit we’re damn good chef.