Aria Hopper’s Bachelorette Spinster Challenge
Submissions close on March 25th!
Well, y’all, I’m hopping on the BC train! I’ve been sitting on the idea of an elder bachelorette for a long time, now. Rules below the cut!
Ms. Aria’s hair may have turned gray, but she’s just as colorful as ever! Her family has been pushing her to try out a bachelorette for years. Aria wouldn’t say she’s lonely, as she’s got plenty to do with her grandson, Jagger, but her family just wants to see her happy with someone.
“She hasn’t dated anyone since I was in middle school.” Celia, her daughter, reports.
“She’s a firecracker and I know she’d love having someone to share that with.” Cleric, son-in-law, also reports.
Aria is excited to meet her potential suitors and get swept up in a whirlwind romance, hopefully followed by spending their retirement years causing trouble.

















