Gee. Sounds like someone’s in a mood. You might be disappointed to hear this, but death isn’t on the agenda for today. Unless I end up choking on my lunch later in the afternoon. But only if you manage to tell me a pretty funny joke or something.
Chances of that happening are slim.
O-M-G! Why didn’t I think of that? Then I can feel the horrible burning sensation of my skin being melted off by the pure water of the rain, and slowly over time I’ll, like, totally be reduced to a puddle of demon goo, and I’ll finally stop suffering, and also stop feeling, and just stop living entirely! Oh my gosh that sounds like so much fun!!!
Do you think I’m a fucking idiot?













