making fun of zodiac stereotypes
If Zodiacs actually introduced themselves like the stereotypes say they do because I actually hate these stereotypes so much:
Aries: DON'T TALK TO ME OR I'LL PUNCH YOU GRR GRR
Taurus: Hi~~ I love food~ MAKE ME A DAMN CAKE RN
Gemini: Hi!~ Oh, sorry, that was my second personality speaking, I meant to say fuck you.
Cancer: h-hi *cries loudly for the entire country to hear*
Leo: Ugh, who are you? Well, whatever, you're beneath me.
Virgo: Ew, your hair is messy, you're ugly, you look like an orge and is that dirt on you?! Go shower! *barfs*
Libra: I love pink! And shopping! A romance! And dating! And cheating!
Scorpio: *Holds knife in hand* DON'T TEST ME
Sagittarius: HAHAHAHAAHAH I CANT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY AHAHAHAHAHAH *SNORT SNORT* AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Capricorn: MoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymomeyMoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymomeyMoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymomeyMoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymomeyMoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymomey
Aquarius: I'm boring and lame and no one likes me
Pisces: *Looks up innocently* h-hi uwu