masaki astrology

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I'm back after months 😔

I lost my log in information to this account a few months ago. Today I was going through my old laptop to clean up some files and what-not before I sold it to my friend, when I came across the log in.

So, I am back!

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Zodiacs as fruits

Aries: Cherry

Taurus: Watermelon

Gemini: Avocado

Cancer: Banana

Leo: Pineapple

Virgo: Apple

Libra: Orange

Scorpio: Grapes

Sagittarius: Kiwi

Capricorn: Strawberry

Aquarius: Honeydew

Pisces: Blueberry

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zodiacs as homecoming dresses

Homecoming season is coming up!

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

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things zodiacs say way too much

(In my own experience)

Aries: "Sure", "No thanks", and "Maybe"

Taurus: "Like", "Totally", and "OMG"

Gemini: "Damn", "Shit", and "Fuck"

Cancer: "Hmm", "So...", and "Okay"

Leo: "Girl", "Slay", and "Cool"

Virgo: "Yeah", "Shut up", and "Help"

Libra: "Um", "Chile", and "Bye"

Scorpio: "Um, hello", "Fuck", and "Excuse me?"

Sagittarius: "No", "Piece of shit", and "You're pissing me off"

Capricorn: "What?", "What the hell", and "WTF"

Aquarius: "Bruh", "Dude", and "Bro"

Pisces: "Shit!", "Holy shit", and "Goddamn it"

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what i think the zodiacs would get in trouble for on the school playground

Aries: Pushing someone off the swings.

Taurus: Trying to eat sand

Gemini: On purposely making themselves dizzy and running into all the other kids.

Cancer: For stealing someone's plushie.

Leo: Climbing up the slide.

Virgo: Hiding so the teacher can't see them in hopes of them not having to go back into the classroom.

Libra: Leaving the younger kid playground and trespassing into the older kid playground.

Scorpio: Bossing all the other kids around (my sister fr)

Sagittarius: Making other kids cry.

Capricorn: Not sharing toys that the school owns.

Aquarius: Rough-housing.

Pisces: Sitting on the bottom of the slide so no one can go down it.

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aesthetics i really associate with each zodiac

Aries: The baddie aesthetic.

Taurus: Light academia.

Gemini: Vintage.

Cancer: Cutecore/kawaiicore.

Leo: Royalcore.

Virgo: Cottagecore.

Libra: Y2K.

Scorpio: Vampirecore.

Sagittarius: Weirdcore.

Capricorn: Fairycore.

Aquarius: Cyberpunk.

Pisces: Kidcore.

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zodiacs as fears

Aries: Atychiphobia - fear of failure.

Taurus: Athazagoraphobia - fear of being forgotten.

Gemini: Glossophobia - fear of public speaking.

Cancer: Thanatophobia - fear of losing a loved one.

Leo: Basophobia - fear of falling.

Virgo: Haptophobia - fear of being touched.

Libra: Philophobia - fear of falling in love.

Scorpio: Necrophobia - fear of the dead.

Sagittarius: Aerophobia - fear of flying.

Capricorn: Autophobia - fear of being alone.

Aquarius: Pistanthrophobia - fear of being hurt in a relationship.

Pisces: Scopophobia - fear of being watched.

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zodiacs as cars

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

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zodiacs as farm animals

No, not based on the representative animal.

Aries: Bull

Taurus: Mare

Gemini: Chicken

Cancer: A farm dog

Leo: Sheep

Virgo: Cow

Libra: Stallion

Scorpio: Goat

Sagittarius: Lamb

Capricorn: Pig

Aquarius: Rabbit

Pisces: Donkey

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zodiacs as lipstick looks

Aries: Something bold and makes you pop.

Taurus: Something simple but creative.

Gemini: Something simple but cute.

Cancer: Something simple and does not bring a lot of attention.

Leo: Something fun and flirty.

Virgo: Something glittery but simple.

Libra: Something flirty and brings attention.

Scorpio: Something sexy but mysterious

Sagittarius: Something modest and plain.

Capricorn: Something fun and cute.

Aquarius: Something colorful and fun.

Pisces: Something mysterious and pretty.

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zodiacs as things my dad has said with no context

Aries: "I'm glad I didn't sign up to be a gym teacher. I mean, I can barely run the mile without dying."

Taurus: "Remember kids, money is health. You need money to go to the hospital."

Gemini: "I almost became a missionary."

Cancer: "There's kids dying and you're crying over a candy not in stock?"

Leo: "Here's a secret: you have no friends."

Virgo: "Don't be afraid to communicate in love. If he pisses you off, don't just let him piss you off... tell him if he doesn't shut up, you're going to take his shoe and slap him upside the head with it."

Libra: "Sure, you can invite your friends over... but that sub in the refrigerator is mine."

Scorpio: "Oh, I'd put down that donut, diabetes runs in this family."

Sagittarius: "Masaki, you look like you just walked out of a dumpster, go change. It's a family dinner, not a worst-dressed competition."

Capricorn: "Why did I have kids..."

Aquarius: "In high school, I had a habit of scaring the popular kids."

Pisces: "I have secrets. We all have secrets, right? Right?"

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zodiac observations part 2: zodiacs in an argument

Here are some observations I've noticed when zodiacs get in an argument. Keep in mind, this is not just based on your sun sign, but other placements as well. Multiple things may resonate with you, and some may not.

Aries: I've noticed that when Aries placements get into an argument, they usually go off to do something. Like, my mom had an Aries moon and whenever she'd get into an argument with me or my dad, she would usually go off to get food or look for something. I guess it's a way to keep their mind from getting too stressed? Same thing for online arguments. I have an Aries friend who when he gets in an argument, he'll be off watching TikTok or YouTube or something else.

Taurus: Taurus really do not care during an argument. If it's an online argument, they will not hesitate to press that block button. If it's a real life argument, they will not hesitate to walk right out the door. They don't have time to deal with people and arguments, they have places to be and things to do.

Gemini: Geminis always end up feeling the most guilty after an argument. They usually end up saying a lot of bad things during the arguments, feeling guilty when it's over, and then is embarrassed to talk to you unless you talk to them first.

Cancer: Cancers end up revealing a lot of personal stuff during an argument. They may be the type of person to say something like "What do you mean I don't know how you're feeling? my parents are going through a divorce!" without telling anyone that beforehand. And they usually end up crying during the argument, especially if someone targets something they love or something they're insecure about.

Leo: Oh boy, I have experience in this category. Leos are surprisingly calm during arguments. Like, they don't raise their voice much. Instead, they usually just act like you're stupid and say things like "okay" and "yeah" just to piss you off further. They won't give you the satisfaction of seeing them angry.

Virgo: Virgos raise their voice a lot during arguments. They will also probably bring up something you have done in the past just to piss you off further. Oh, and then they will proceed to gossip about the argument to all of their friends.

Libra: Libras get really insulting during arguments. Like, they are not afraid to point out your flaws. And then, sometimes, they get their friends involved if they feel like they're losing.

Scorpio: Ah it's me and my sister having our weekly argument. We like to threaten each other a lot during an argument. Like, she'll be like "If you don't shut up, I'm going to tell dad about blah blah blah" and then I reverse it with "If you tell him that, I will stomp on your laptop". And then we both try to get our dad to back us up and hope we're the one he agrees with.

Sagittarius: Sagittarius do try to use logic when arguing. Like, they're the type of person to pull an Elle Woods and be like "you know you did it because you got that perm 12 hours ago and you can't wash your hair within 24 hours of a perm". Unfortunately, when they get really heated, they tend to spiral off topic and start insulting you about things completely unrelated to the argument.

Capricorn: I've noticed Capricorns usually end up arguing in public spaces. However, they do try to reason with you and often say "I get where you're coming from but..."

Aquarius: Aquarius love making their friends watch their arguments. They make you pick a side. They're also the type of people to say "let's square up" or "let's take this outside" to act tough.

Pisces: Pisces love to use manipulation when they get into arguments. They are entirely convinced they're right... and when you talk about something that bothers you, they often say "how do you think I feel?"

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making fun of zodiac stereotypes

If Zodiacs actually introduced themselves like the stereotypes say they do because I actually hate these stereotypes so much:

Aries: DON'T TALK TO ME OR I'LL PUNCH YOU GRR GRR

Taurus: Hi~~ I love food~ MAKE ME A DAMN CAKE RN

Gemini: Hi!~ Oh, sorry, that was my second personality speaking, I meant to say fuck you.

Cancer: h-hi *cries loudly for the entire country to hear*

Leo: Ugh, who are you? Well, whatever, you're beneath me.

Virgo: Ew, your hair is messy, you're ugly, you look like an orge and is that dirt on you?! Go shower! *barfs*

Libra: I love pink! And shopping! A romance! And dating! And cheating!

Scorpio: *Holds knife in hand* DON'T TEST ME

Sagittarius: HAHAHAHAAHAH I CANT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY AHAHAHAHAHAH *SNORT SNORT* AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Capricorn: MoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymomeyMoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymomeyMoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymomeyMoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymomeyMoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymomey

Aquarius: I'm boring and lame and no one likes me

Pisces: *Looks up innocently* h-hi uwu

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zodiacs observations in school part 1

These are just some observations I had during my time in high school of zodiac signs. This does not resonate with everyone. I'm making 2 more parts of this for fun.

Aries: Aries were really good at learning new languages. Like, they were the people who made like 90s and 100s on Spanish exams.

Taurus: When Taurus take notes, they like to add little visuals. My best friend in high school was a Taurus, and I noticed that when she took biology notes, she'd always draw little photos beside each important thing. For example, we were talking about plant cells vs human cells- she drew a plant beside the plant cells section and a human beside the human cells section. Another friend I had was a Taurus and he asked me to review his notes. I noticed while I was reviewing them, he also had little helpful drawings and annotations beside them.

Gemini: When we read Shakespeare, Geminis always wanted to play as the characters with bigger paragraphs.

Cancer: Cancers always wanted to make sure they remembered thing, so they had a routine of listen to the teacher, write down notes, research it a little, and study before the test.

Leo: Leos hate chemistry. Like, they always complained to me about their dislike for chem.

Virgo: Speaking of chemistry, why were Virgos always the ones that made the biggest mess in Chemistry? My boyfriend is a Virgo, and he broke a beaker, got water all over me, and even almost started a fire once.

Libra: Libras are the best at Geography out of all the signs. At least, in my school they were.

Scorpio: I am a Scorpio. My sister is a Scorpio. My friend is a Scorpio. We all need music when we study.

Sagittarius: Why were Sagittarius so unproductive in P.E.? They were usually the ones sitting on the bleachers or walking instead of running.

Capricorn: I noticed that Capricorns were usually the popular kids in school, alongside Libras and Virgos.

Aquarius: Aquarius have really good memories. All the Aquarius I knew were able to pass a test without writing down study guide notes.

Pisces: Pisces hate math.

Remember, does not resonate with everyone!

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zodiacs and your ideal pet

Look at your 6th house. The sign in that may tell you your ideal pet.

Aries: A bold and active pet, like a Golden Retriever or a Doberman

Taurus: A cute, small pet that can be easy to take care of, like a bunny or hamster.

Gemini: A playful and unique pet, like a monkey or gerbil.

Cancer: A kind and cuddly pet, like a cat or a Pug.

Leo: A pet that does not need much attention or human interaction, like a bird or a snake.

Virgo: An intelligent pet that can also be helpful, like a German Shepherd or a horse.

Libra: A friendly pet, like a hamster or a Yorkie.

Scorpio: An unique pet that will make people say 'WOW', like a tarantula or a snake.

Sagittarius: An outdoor pet, like a horse or a goat.

Capricorn: A popular and fancy pet, like a Pomeranian or a Persian cat.

Aquarius: A social and close pet, like a Husky or a Border Collie.

Pisces: A small pet, like a fish or a hamster.

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songs from my playlist that remind me of each zodiac sign

I should point out my playlist is 457 songs so, lots of options for 12 signs. This is just my opinion.

Aries: Bad Guy - Billie Eilish

Taurus: Wildest Dreams - Taylor Swift

Gemini: Freak - Sub Urban

Cancer: Summertime Sadness - Lana Del Rey

Leo: Solo - Clean Bandit

Virgo: SugarCrash - Elyotto

Libra: Wait A Minute - Willow

Scorpio: Time - NF

Sagittarius: Say So - Doja Cat

Capricorn: Popular Song - MIKA

Aquarius: Roses - ROZES

Pisces: Drops Of Jupiter - Train

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What each planet represents

Sun: Self

Moon: Self

Mercury: Communication

Venus: Romance

Mars: Anger

Jupiter: Expansion

Saturn: Obstacles

Uranus: Uniqueness

Neptune: Dreams

Pluto: Transformations