caught up on the black mirror (should be updated if they ever make more)
The National Anthem ~ accurate depiction of england. 100% would happen. kept expecting malcom tucker from the thick of it to show up. i continue to be in awe of rory kinnear.
Fifteen Million Merits ~ captivating. watching daniel kaluuya perform is like watching a masterclass in acting.
The Entire History Of You ~ jodie whittaker is so beautiful. i hate everything about this.
Be Right Back ~ if this gets made leave every atom of me in the ground. grim that.
White Bear ~ bloody hell…don’t know how to feel about that. phenomenally acted.
The Waldo Moment ~ get the point but meh.
White Christmas ~ white bear 2: electric boogaloo but mid.
Nosedive ~ beautifully irritating but genius.
Playtest ~ what in the bloody shit & balls. would love to see wyatt russell in a campy horror film one day.
Shut Up & Dance ~ they should have suffered more.
San Junipero ~ cinematic masterpiece, this lesbian thanks gugu mbatha-raw & mackenzie davis for a wlw work of art. this story is imprinted on my soul.
Men Against Fire ~ that was horrible that was so horrible. that's terrifying.
Hated In The Nation ~ i feel like i just watched an entire british crime series in 89 minutes.
USS Callister ~ i will do anything for captain nanette. one day i will encounter a character played by jesse plemmons & not imagine him dying in poetically violent ways.
Arkangel ~ i hope that girl ran fast & far, got a restraining order & smoked as much crack as she wanted.
Crocodile ~ i am so irritated by this. irma thomas get those royalties queen.
Hang The DJ ~ the fact it's named after a smiths song & plays the song in the credits gives it points.
Metalhead ~ why is this not a two hour film & better than most apocalyptic pieces of media despite being 40 mins long.
Black Museum ~ this should be in a museum of cinematic masterpieces, what a phenomenal piece of television.
Striking Vipers ~ is it gay & cheating if you're married & fuck your homie in a video game? absolute cinema. anthony mackie. “i fucked a polar bear & i still couldn’t get you out of my mind”. cinema.
Smithereens ~ jaden better not be dead.
Rachel, Jack & Ashley Too ~ the only hannah montana remake i'll ever need.
Joan Is Awful ~ this made me want to rewatch schitt's creek & read the t&c's on everything i have ever signed up to.
Loch Henry ~ this validated my decision to not watch fictional dramas based on real life tragic crimes. beautiful filming locations.
Beyond The Sea ~ gay sex would have solved a lot of problems.
Mazey Day ~ what the actual fuck.
Demon 79 ~ this felt like an episode of gomens but ten times better. nida & gaap two of the characters of all time.
Common People ~ actors from shows that shaped my teenage years in a masterpiece that made me so upset…have you tried turning it off & on again?
Bete Noire ~ you become empress of the universe, maria! verity was so wrong, sincerely, someone who was bullied constantly & the “weird kid”.
Hotel Reverie ~ in times of great need for sapphic media, black mirror has got me. what an absolute masterpiece, i laughed, i cried, i had gay thoughts.
Plaything ~ PETER CAPALDI?!! got an immediate 8/10 for the peter capaldi of it all mesmerised with the layout. i’d kill someone for hurting my game characters too.
Eulogy ~ the digital ghosts of a life past. a christmas carol: black mirror edition.
USS Callister: Into Infinity ~ cristin milloti is so attractive. why did i have to see daly again. i could watch seasons of this. loses a point for no michaela coel.
