History Buff/Miniature Enthusiast,He/Him mid 20's

I also like Mass Effect slightly too much

[colonel-dynamite-gun]

Commander Lucia Shepard.

[preservedcucumbers]

jesus Shepard slow down

[preservedcucumbers]

Playing ME2 again so this is relevant

[hawke]

[sophsun1]

Howl's Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[colonel-dynamite-gun]

"A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer"

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

[xrd]

I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on

[xrd]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog

[baebeylik]

Your highness I have more bad news to report. The Khedive of Egypt has built an army against your wishes. His army is commanded by former Union and Confederate officers from America who spend more time fighting each other than actually commanding the army. One colonel has already been shot dead in a pistol duel! Also many of them are super racist bigots the common soldiers hate. The army is being led by the Khedive's favorite slave who he made supreme commander despite having zero military experience. They recently began their march to attempt to invade Ethiopia!

Also the Russian ambassador is raving again about the importance of warm water ports and pan-slavism in the Balkans.

Aight I got an embarrassing confession. I didn’t know what this was referring to so I googled it. Holy shit that was a real thing?!? American civil war vets really allied with Egypt in a failed invasion of Ethiopia?

I did not know that until you sent this. I feel like a fake Ottoman/Egypt fan. I gotta hang up my fez now 😔

[allysah]

i don’t know anymore

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[colonel-dynamite-gun]

@gammaraydeath

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

[radar-of-the-stars]

I have never watched a Mr. Beast video because there were other things to watch

[cyb3r-cr0wz]

Exactly. There was always something better than a mr beast video to watch.

[colonel-dynamite-gun]

Why would I watch Mr Beast when I could watch actually stimulating content like:

-a seven hour video on America's first highway

- cute animated shorts made with love

- learn about s forgotten New England Colonial War

If I wanted a crappy gameshow with good product values, I'd turn on my TV.

[dragonflight203]

...Is there a reason why the C-Sec uniform is the same as the Systems Alliance?

Shepard and Bailey are dressed the same.

Yes, I know the real reason is probably to save resources and cut development time but I'd love to know the in-universe one.

(Bailey's cosplaying as military for good PR?)

[colonel-dynamite-gun]

Random Ashkey/OC smut if anyone cares

He unbuckled his pants and they fell to his ankles. Ash let out a loud chort before she could cover her mouth.

"What"? He asked, slightly indignant.

She pointed to his boxers, they're a warm brown brown with...little doodles of cats on them. Orange fat ones, thin grey ones, a very fluffy white one, all with goofy smiles plastered across their little faces.

"Those are your underwear? What were they, a gift from your parents or something"? She asked suppressing another chuckle. However after a moment of silence from him, she couldn't help it and laughed again.

"That's adorable."

"I am NOT adorable"! He snapped, indignantly, a blush creeping onto his face as he ran a hand across the back of his head.

Ashley grinned standing up, "oh yes you are," and dropped her pants, revealing her own boxers.

"Why don't you help me out of mine then, tough guy."

[palavenmoons]

Comms for June are now OPEN! - All fandoms welcome. If interested please email me and include: type of slot, amount and ref of chars, brief concept of the comm. - [email protected] - ToS and info palavenmoons.carrd.co - Thank you!

[atanertheartist]

my design for Liara as matriarch :)

I wanted to do give her something very simple but powerful and confident. I also tried to do everything opposite from design of matriarch benezia since she was sexualized and worked for saren and her outfit design was supposed to be reflecting saren’s i think

[ale-tie]

25 for the Shepard codex ask meme!

25. A log/note from Miranda's time on The Lazarus Project

The body is complete.

Skeletal structure reinforced with carbon-titanium lattice. Musculature rebuilt at 180% baseline density. Nervous system threaded with microfilament relays for instantaneous feedback. All major organs rebuilt or augmented. Every function the original Commander Shepard performed can now be performed by this shell—better, faster, harder to kill.

But without the Commander Shepard's personality, we could have resorted to cloning. Using only half the time and a fraction of the credits.

The brain is the problem here.

Ninety-three percent of neural tissue was necrotic on arrival. The remaining seven percent—primarily the parietal and temporal lobes—shows minimal activity. What little synaptic fire remains registers as non-human. The waveform patterns seem to be Prothean in origin and match the anomalies she was showing after the encounter with Thorian on Feros. It's in vegetative state, but showing potential for regeneration.

We have invited Dr. Liara T’Soni to consult. Her expertise with Prothean artifacts is unmatched, and her personal attachment to Shepard may prove useful in attempt to restore her personality. She has not yet been told the full extent of the neural damage.

If T’Soni refuses, we're taking a contingency route.

The Magdalene Cell has transferred the evolved Hannibal code to us. The refined version trained on her data, not the one that caused ruckus on Luna. We will seed it directly into the neural implants, making it the blue box for restored personality. It will not be elegant. It will not be reversible. But it will give us a functional Commander—not perfect, but the time isn't on our side to refuse need for contingency.

Make sure doctor T'Soni accepts the invitation, so we don't need to activate it.

—Miranda Lawson Lazarus Project Lead

[ale-tie]

At first, I wanted to doodle middle-aged post-war Alice, but once this came to existence, I was like:

OH HI HANNAH

Alice is a spitting image of her mother, isn't she?