not gonna lie finnie, some tooth-rotting post-crime bathing fluff with harvey & two-face would cure everything that’s wrong with me
Arkham!Two Face x GN!Reader, word count: 500
urgh to be the lil guy that sits by the side of the bath and pours soapy water over him while i feed him grapes or something and let him drink champagne out of my- SORRY got distracted, this is your request and it is going to be soft and fluffy and a little bit cheeky because it always is with harv hehe💙
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minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: fluff abound, praise and appreciation from harv, tiny bit of body worship for the poor boy
"That feels nice, princess. Guy could get used to this kind of luxury."
"Yeah, keep yourself useful and you can stick around."
Harvey rolled his eyes at his harsher self, knowing that his heart was in the right place but was a little more guarded than he would let himself be in front of you now.
"I plan on keeping you around for as long as I can, angel."
You smiled back at him as you brought the cloth in your hand down over his chest, wiping the dried blood, some his and some not, from his body and into the milky water he sat in.
A quick change of tone, a rougher voice, and you felt your hands shake a little as you lifted the cloth to his back.
"Make sure you get every bit of us. Otherwise you might as well hand me the cloth and go do something useful."
You looked into Harvey's eyes, focusing your attention on the deep blue of his unscarred one.
"Can't he cool it down for five minutes?"
The left side of his face twisted into a scowl, but it was overpowered by Harvey's sympathetic smile that curved delicately upwards on his right hand side.
"You know it's worse when we're threatened. It's… Hard to let go of those feelings. Rattles the nerves."
With a similarly gentle smile, you moved your hand to his shoulder, the left one, letting your palm rest delicately on the red and purpled scar tissue, making sure that he knew you were addressing his whole self and not just his more palatable nature.
"Well, there's no need to be nervous now. You're home. You're warm. And I've got you."
With an almost dismissive grin he took your hand and placed a soft kiss to the back of it, a slight snarl on his left hand side as his better half tried to ruin the tender moment.
"You're so good for taking care of us both, even though we're not the easiest to get along with. And sometimes not the nicest."
He knew that there was a good back and forth between you. Care and comfort came from both sides, even if his was less emotional and more physical, showering you with gifts and praise and romantic sentiments when he couldn't quite find it in himself to be as vulnerable as he'd like.
"Listen, Harvey, I'll take whatever you come with. Anything to be the one that gets to clean you up and heal your wounds and take you bed."
Harvey offered a scoff, lifting his hands from the water and drawing them down his body, displaying what he viewed with so little self-worth.
"You really want to take this to bed with you?"
"I literally can't think of anything better."
"Are you kidding? Maybe you are as dumb as you look."
You smiled at him, sighing loudly as you offered him a towel.
"Yeah, yeah. Now get yourself dried off. And tell him to bring a better attitude to bed with him or he'll regret it."
Are smut Headcanons okay?? What r your HC about Arkham Harvey dent with an inexperienced reader ? Like its her first time but she's super shy.
Arkham!Two Face x Fem!Reader Headcanons
oh my god yeah ok this is!! yippee!! thank you anon for this delicious fucking request 💙
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minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: corruption kink, loss of virginity, rough sex, praise, posessive, marking kinda, obsessive
the minute he finds out that you're inexperienced (in any way really, not just if you're a virgin) he's honing in on you
there's something so appealng to him about being the main factor in someone's corruption
in passing on the torch of becoming someone new, someone a bit nastier, a bit freakier
it means he can mark you as his own, albeit in a less scarring way than he was
but he's determined to be your first, the one you think back on fondly (if he ever lets you go)
and he won't be shy about his intentions (or possible achievements) either
he needs to make sure that everyone knows who changed you into the very experienced little thing you are
he'll offer you his coin, letting you decide which of them is going to be the one who fucks you first
so hopefully it lands on your preference, or that you don't really have one
if it's two face then it's going to start off rough and not let up
it might hurt at first, but he'll make sure it's worth it in the end
you'll eventually get used to it, because this is not going to be over in any short amount of time
he'll be testing your limits, but ultimately ignoring them
it's a game to him, another name on the list of people he's ruined, another accomplishment
someone else who can't be with anyone else, who longs for him, who only thinks about him when they're alone and needy
whether you cum or not is hardly his interests, it's only about filling you and stretching you
and he's cumming inside of you regardless, so he stays with you even after he's finished brutally fucking you
if it's harvey, then he'll make sure to begin gently
your comfort is important to him, not only because he's more gentlemanly than big bad harv
but because it feels more in line with his own corruption, which is what excites him most
you're a good girl, a sweet and innocent girl
and you're about to have that ripped away from you
the minute you're finding your bearings with his pace, he starts ramping it up
reminding you that there really is a very thin line between harvey and harv these days
but at the very least, harvey makes sure to keep asking if you're ok
he's not going to intentionally hurt you, unless you beg him
and he'll praise you the whole time, telling you how good you are, how sweet you are, how well you're taking him
telling you that your his, "mine, mine, mine" as he reaches his climax, cumming whereever you want, your choice
This may be a niche request lmao but as someone with a fuckton of tattoos, I read and LOVED your various Riddler x Tattooed!Reader. Now I raise you this:
What about an Arkham!Verse Two Face x tattooed!reader? Either a head cannon list, or a oneshot/drabble. It could be fluffy, it could be suggestive, it could be smutty >:3 perhaps Harvey sees reader’s tattoos for the first time? Either on accident(reader is changing lmao) or reader just didn’t cover them up one day.
Can be fem! Or GN!reader. The rest I leave up to you 😌🫶🏻
Arkham!Two Face Headcanons
OK BUT i had so many more thoughts about this than i thought i was going to because what do you MEAN he'd love to see how your body is painted in a way similar but so different to his own URGH💙
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minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: body worship, kissing, touching, romance
there's something about the way your skin is marked, purposefully as opposed to his unwilling changes, but the similarities in your differences makes you all the more appealing
your scars hold ink, meaning, formative illustrations or whims of fancy, and he wants you to tell him about each one
of course, his dirtier side is far more keen on tracing them, seeing the location of each one, making suggestions about where your next one should be
there's no getting around it, harv definitely wants you to have his name somewhere on your body. preferably in a location where he can bite or spank or kiss or all three would be ideal
harvey, on the other hand, is far more interested in how you look, not about placement. it gives you a little bit of character, something unique, interesting, a bit of danger. after all, you've endured pain to achieve an aesthetic so willingly
for harv this means that you're willing to accept that pain can be pleasure, and that pleasure can be pain, so he's interested in knowing what your tolerance threshold is and what else you might be interested in trying
to harvey, there's something so sexy about taking you out to a bar or a restaurant, flaunting you on his arm, seeing the clash of your artwork against the kind of clothing required at those events, a little bit of decoration that adds to the clothing, makes it more fun, makes it more you
and the idea of the ones hidden from public view, only for him? that drives him wild
but he can agree with harv that it's always good to see you without any clothes on at all, because you wear your art like lingerie, a little bit of visual lace to keep him guessing
2.5k Event Request - Arkham!Two Face x Fem!Reader
word count: 750
a/n: oh what i would not give to sit down on harvey's lap and adjust myself around him, it might cure me
cw: semi-public sex, covert sex in front of others, piv, kinda cockwarming
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You shuffled yourself on Harvey's lap, finding your balance as his hands curved around your hips and smoothed over your skirt, flattening the fabric against your sides and your thighs. Every movement you made had it riding up, threatening to expose you, and him, as he spoke to his staff.
In front of his desk, four men stood listening to his instructions, Harvey laying out their tasks for the evening, the plans for the heist, one simple enough that he wouldn't have to along. He was far too busy, with you obviously. And his men nodded, understanding, concentrating, taking everything in as they stood nervously in front of him.
Behind the desk, you were seated on his lap, legs on either side of his thighs. To most people, it would have seemed like a statement, of putting his love and affection on display, of showing you off. It could be read as a weakness, one that he didn't care about, letting everyone know how deeply he adored you, that he needed you with him, next to him, on him, at any given moment.
In truth, it was a game. A dirty little secret. One he enjoyed pushing you to the edge with.
You had to keep quiet, his status depended on him being taken seriously.
So you couldn't make a noise, not even as his cock twitched inside of you. His thick, stiff length throbbing against your walls as he subtly shifted his hips, wiggling you around, caressing the sides of your cunt as his fingers traced over the skin of your thighs.
No one knew. No one could see. You hoped no one could tell. But you understood the excitement that Harvey found in peeling off your panties just before calling his men through the door, pressing them to his face as he inhaled, then stuffing them into the front pocket of his suit jacket, a little bit of the fabric, lacy or silk or frilled, poking out as a hint to your secretive, but very public, activities.
"Where do you want us to go afterwards, boss? The safe house is still filled with the trucks from last night's take. We ain't been able to unload it yet."
"Fuck."
Harvey's whole body reacted to the news, the jam that meant he'd have to rethink everything. You let out a whimper as he moved, jutting his hips up, the tip of his cock deeper in you than before, thudding into your g-spot with little care. Luckily, you had bit down on your lip, stifling some of the sound. But not enough that it was entirely unnoticeable. As the men in the room began to look at the floor, uncertain of what they'd heard and desperately trying to pretend they hadn't heard anything at all, Harvey saved everyone the embarrassment and told them to leave.
But as relief set in for you, he spoke once more.
"Don't go anywhere though. Stay right outside that door. I just have to do some thinking... clear my head. Then I'll tell you what we're gonna do."
They got to leave, but you didn't. And neither would you have wanted to. It was your job, not to sit there and look pretty, but to give him something to squeeze, to hold, to take his stress out on.
From behind you, fingers trailing along your neck, Harvey's hand found your cheek, his thumb catching your bottom lip and pulling it down, a low growl emanating from his throat when you whined, a pleading mewl for him to keep going. Finally, after an hour of sitting on his lap, his cock soaking inside you as your arousal spread over his pants, he was finally giving you a little more.
Leaning your head back, he caught you in a clumsy kiss, his lips only reaching the corner of your mouth, tongue prodding out either way to lap at your skin, his free hand gripping your waist as he began to roll his hips and arch his back, pushing his cock into you.
As the friction of his length stroking against your walls soothed him, Harvey started to grunt, aggressive sounds harmonising with the soft moans and words of praise he spoke to you, all of them softening, silenced as your fingers fell onto his lips.
“Harvey… they’re just outside. They’ll hear…”
“As if they didn’t know anyway.”
You were sure they hadn’t, but it was impossible to argue with him. Especially when you were unable to form any words other than ‘please’ and ‘more’.
I'm here to tattle!! Please, Sheriff Finnie, they're so bad… I want them behind bars!!
Arkham!Bane has been up to no good! He was engaging in illicit public conduct with a (preferably) masc or gender-neutral reader out yonder!
We want him Dead! (Although that seems like a harsh punishment for a misdemeanor lol.)
(If the slots already been taken then Arkham!Twoface with home invasion is my backup lol)
Also congratulations on the 3K! That's a huge friggin milestone especially for a relatively niche focus. You're definitely the biggest rogues imagines blog I've seen! You've earned everything you got with great stories and fun posts in between them! Have a great day and thank you for all your hard work!
Arkham!Two Face x Masc!Reader, ficlet
a/n: thank you for giving me a back up option!! i'm so ready for daddy harv to tell me i'm a very good bean and i'm going to be rewarded for this good behaviour
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minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: daddy kink, no reader genitals mentioned but the term "good boy" is used, rough handling, lil bit of praise
Harvey's hand smoothed over your cheek, his palm cool against your flushed, reddening skin. As he registered the heat, he smirked, a short, pointed chuckle punctuating the pleasure he derived from seeing you so flustered.
"What's got you all worked up then?"
A reasonable question, but you could barely find the words to respond. There was nothing but blank, muddled stammers before you closed your mouth in resignation. He spoke before you, though, that throaty, deep growl that inspired fear in so many, but only served to send tingles down your spine.
"Oh, you poor thing. So shy! And what for? You know you're safe with daddy, right?"
That was the truth, concrete, evident, palpable and proven. Harvey could be controlling, dominating, and a little bit insecure if you were being completely honest. But those traits only seemed to push him towards an obsessive, protective desire for you, to keep you safe and to keep you as his. And as long as you could behave, as long as you could be good for him, he was happy to look after you.
"Nervous? I don't have any reason to punish you... do I?"
He smiled as you shook your head, feeling the tension rise up again, your back straightening away from the back of the chair you sat in as he stood in front of you, over you.
"Of course not. Because you're a good boy. And I might be a bad guy, but daddy won't hurt you, ok? Not unless you give him a reason to. Not unless you want him to."
You pressed your thighs together, a soft whimper pushing past your pursed lips as you tried to contain yourself.
"Oh! Ok, I get it. You might not be bad, but you're definitely naughty. Why didn't you just tell me? You need a little comfort, some relief? I can do that for you. Do you want that? Do you want me to do that for you?"
Nodding wasn't enough for him, not even the way you desperately moved your head, a silent plead for him to stop teasing you with his words, with the way he stood so tall, so confident, so close to you without being in arm's reach.
"Use your words."
"Please, daddy."
He mulled over it quickly, another smirk sliding up at the corner of his mouth, the side where the muscles could still move freely.
"Ah, I can't say no to you. God, you're such a good boy for daddy. What about a reward, hm? No punishment tonight. You've been on your best behaviour, so we don't need to get him involved."
Honestly, it was never that much of a punishment when Harvey let his daarker side take over, but the idea of dealing only in pleasure and not in torment, regardless of how tortuously arousing it could be, seemed like something you'd earned.
FINNIE walk with me on this...so for the dirty talk prompts meme...
Maybe Two Face is being a bit down on himself because of his face (which is HANDSOME he deserves BETTER), and female plus size reader tries to cheer him up by saying 🧠.
Then maybe Two Face responds with 📢...
If that's cool 👀👀. 💙💙 You can put anything you want before/after/in between of course. I'm excited to see what you write!!!
Louder
Arkham!Two Face x Fem!Reader, word count: 850
back on my harvey bullshit i fear because having him call me a big beautiful girl has lived in my head rent free since i wrote it down 💙
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minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: big, fat, thick used for a plus size reader, smut, fucking, it's sort of mostly verbal fluff really if you think about it u-u
Harvey was consistently the dominant one in your relationship with him. Much the same as he portrayed himself in all other aspects of his life. Which is why it had surprised him so much when you exerted your own power, forcefully grabbing his chin to turn his gaze to you. As confident as he could seem, particularly when his crueller half was fronting, there was a lot he hadn't accepted yet, so much he hadn't come to terms with. So much that ate away at him.
Tiny words, gestures. Comments on how beautiful and soft you were, particularly in comparison to him, as he let his hands skirt over your curves and rolls, fingers sinking into the excess, plush skin as a lustful growl rolled through his throat. The way he would try to keep your eyes on the right side of his face, shirking away if you touched the left, or even looked deep into his permanently exposed eye.
The regret built up intsantly as what was left of his lips curled into a snarl. You waited patiently for his retort. Either a yell, an assertive growl, or an equally terrifying hushed reminder of who was in control. But instead, he had bent down into you, the snarl softening as his mouth met yours, tongue pressing between your lips and swirling round yours.
Bravely, you had lifted your hands to both of his cheeks, stroking them with the same gentleness, the same arousal, the same love you had for both parts of him. And you were rewarded with a frenzied undressing before he laid you down on his desk, papers pushed to the floor, and began fucking you.
Stifling the moans that were scratching at your throat, you bit your inner cheek. You couldn't tell who was just outside the office, and given how loud you thought you might get as Harvey pounded your aching cunt, you assumed people on the streets below might be able to hear you too.
In a rather forceful move, highlighting that your efforts in boosting his confidence had started to bring him back to his normal self, he grabbed your soft chin, letting it rest in his palm as he held your rounded cheeks firmly between his thumb and fingers.
"Louder. I want everyone to know how good I am."
No longer concerned about embarrassing him, about someone overhearing and blowing your supposed cover, you let your wails of pleasure come out. Each thud of his hips against your rear making you groan, always underscored by a desperate sigh and clawing breaths.
"That's it, good girl. Let them know how much you enjoy it."
As though he had caught himself, the way he was unburdened in the moment by his issues with his own image and self-confidence, he stuttered, his hips slowing to a complete stop, his cock still buried in your tensing walls.
"I had no idea that you felt this way... about all of me."
His eyes searched yours for any signs of flinching, a grimace that told him you were lying, that you only held this adoration for the parts of him that were still acceptable to society. But you held strong, truthful, and eased your head up to search for a kiss. His lips met yours once more, soft, despite the frantic fucking of just a moment ago.
"Of course I do, Harvey. Every time I think about you... I get so hot..."
You clenched, muscles tightening around his cock, which twitched in response.
"... and I think about you, both of you... all of you, a lot."
In a rush of what you could only assume was complete joy, warmed by the knowledge that you cared for him wholly, Harvey continued your rough fucking, bouncing your body against him, against the desk, watching you move and ripple with each thrust.
"My big, beautiful girl... let them hear... ah... tell them... tell me... tell us how good it feels..."
A soft moan passed over your lips, but you made an effort to follow it with a louder sound, a guttural groan that led to your words. Mumbled, barely cohesive to your empty brain, but you were sure there were sentiments of how amazing he felt inside of you, riding your patient orgasm through you.
"I'll tell you how good you are... so plush... so thick..."
His voice hardened, sharp, animalistic.
"...plenty for us to grab."
With his fingers embedded into your hips under the fold of your stomach, he pulled you down into him, his sounds matching the pace of his hips, growls and grunts that echoed over the top of yours. But he could still make out the short, sharp, but nevertheless satisfied, whines as he pummelled your body.
"Don't worry, sweet girl... I'll be careful with your soft body... but I think you can handle... hng... a bit of rough, huh? Just a little bit to make you scream louder for me..."
Your eyes flitted towards him, offering him a nod as you bit your lip, drool escaping from the corner of your mouth.
heyy I love your work, lf you can what about some yandere two face headcanons?
Yandere Headcanons
General!Two Face Headcanons
harvey and two face are sooooooo suited to this omg!! and thank you anon!! 💙
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minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: obsessive stuff, posessive stuff, jealousy, yandere duh
both harvey and two face are super keen to be the sole contributor to your wellbeing and happiness
god forbid anyone else tries to hold a door open for you, or gets you an expensive gift, or even smiles at you for too long
you are theirs to care for and to make happy, no one else's
and they're both prone to putting you above themselves and their work
which means a lot of bank heists and murders have been thankfully stopped because you wanted an iced coffee
"put it on hold boys, i have more important things to do"
it does also mean that some poor people have endured far longer session of torture and anticipation than they would have otherwise
but don't think about that, they wouldn't want you worrying
it's interesting that both of them enter a competition between themselves
both trying to be your favourite, trying to be the most romantic, the most perfect person for you
harvey notices that you enjoy two face's almost cruel and rough nature, and will try and emulate it
two face might try and soften himself down when out on dates since he knows you enjoy spending romantic time with harvey
they're both obsessed with you for entirely different reasons though
harvey is focused on your personality and what it brings to his life having you on his arm
you're a status symbol, something amazing that he owns
like a watch or a car, something expensive and unique
that not one single other person can ever even dream of having
as such he can get a bit... clingy
he'd be happy to spend every single moment with you, every day
but if he can't then he'll want updates periodically, and he'll have you on a tracker in case anyone thinks of trying to steal you
two face is far more interested in physical posession and ownership
he's happy to let you do your own thing, maybe with a couple of his goons walking a bit behind to make sure you're safe
you can talk to whoever you want, say whatever you want, do whatever you want
but he has to be the only one you touch or flirt with
he's the only one who gets to hold you and kiss you and taste you and hurt you, if you're into that (because he really is)
they are both extremely jealous, but exhibit it in different ways
harvey will keep it bottled up, painfully keeping it to himself
while he showers you with gifts in an attempt to win back the favour he feels he might have lost
two face is more likely to lash out, have a bit of a screaming match, beat up whoever he imagines has stepped over the line with you
and then rail you like until you're seeing stars so you remember how much better he feels than anyone else
hiiii i love the way u write the rogues sm <3 and i’ve been thinking about daddy/mommy kink stuff a lot lately LOL. i had to askkk… how do you think Arkham!Twoface would respond to his female s/o just casually calling him daddy. like for the first time to see how he reacts ehehejekenejwjhghhg <3 thank uuu
Daddy
Arkham!Two Face Headcanons
thank you anon!! ;-; also lmao i am never not thinking about calling someone mommy or daddy so SAME! plus harvey dent is the most prime candidate for being daddy i think so this was HNG this was fun 💙
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minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: flirting, teasing, daddy!kink duh, spanking
i think both harvey and two face would be so flattered if you called them daddy
harvey would give it a quick double take before smiling quite smug, making note that you're willing to be so openly submissive to him
harv on the other hand might give a mischievous sneer, clearly thinking immediately of how to implement this in your sex life
they'd have a different response in terms of giving you a nickname back though
harvey is 100% going for princess
and if he was feeling particularly silly or flirty, he'd get you a t-shirt or send you a gif that sayd "daddy's princess"
plus you'd be treated as such
something about calling him daddy
it makes him automatically open his wallet and his pockets
like he'll just give you his cards and cash no questions asked
you should be spoiled and treated well
two face, on the other hand, is living by the same old black and white rules
depending on how well you behave for him you are either a good girl or a bad girl
and he far prefers it when you've been a bad girl, just so he can dish out some sweet punishment
especially in the form of having you over his lap and spanking you
he is partial to leaning into your ear, growling in a very low voice
and telling you that you are a "very good girl indeed"
only if you've properly satisfied and impressed him though
both of them though absolutely beam with pride and experience the bliss of an ego-boost when you call them daddy
especially in front of other people
for harvey, there's nothing better than sitting in a meeting and having you come in and drape yourself over him
before asking daddy how his day is going
and for harv, he gets a real kick out of berating his men and hearing you call him daddy in such a sweet voice in the face of the violence
