Batman's Rogue Gallery + Love Languages
Multi-characters x fem!reader | Harley Quinn, Scarecrow, The Joker, Two-Face, The Riddler
| fluff & some NSFW. MDNI, 18+
Harley Quinn: Acts of Service.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel always knew the importance of showing someone you were there for them, and how it could only be achieved by showing them through little actions every day. Harley Quinn is more than eager to show you such love.
She’ll make you coffee in the morning and bake you midnight sweet treats, just to see you smile. Do they taste good? Not at all, but you’d rather take a bullet than break it to her, especially when she looks up at you like that.
She wants to know about anything and everything that you love. She’ll put trackers in your purse so she can follow you around Gotham, taking note of all your favorite places and what things you like to buy, so she can buy them for you too. It’s not obsessive, she thinks. She just wants to know what you like so she can get them first; if that’s not love than what is?
She’ll devote entire evenings and nights for you. There’s rose petals on the floor leading up to the bed, with candles everywhere and a suggestive jazzy song play in the background. She’s taken care of all your troubles or any chores that needed to be done in your shared apartment, so you have absolutely nothing to worry about. Harley doesn’t expect anything in return; she just wants you to lay back, and let her make you feel good. Let her take care of everything.
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She has a few raunchy sex books she likes to read; you can hear her giggling over them at night. She puts sticky tabs on the positions that catch her eye, determined to scissor you in any position possible. She’s creative, flexible and owns a strap; trust, she will find a way.
It also goes without saying that she’s a huge munch. She will spend hours lost in your pussy, eager to make you orgasm again and again and again. She just wants to please her girlfriend, was that such a crime?
Scarecrow: Words of Affirmation.
Like with Harley, Dr. Jonathan Crane has a deep, psychological understanding of the mind, and just how necessary showing love to his partner can be. Verbal recognition for your efforts, soft praise when he sees you trying your best, adoring compliments to boost your confidence... it’s all a science when it comes down to it.
Just seeing how your pupils dilate every time he speak to you in encouragement gives him a rush like no other. You truly were wrapped around his finger, weren’t you? The way you act like a little teacher’s pet, hungry for his approval, how could he not shower you in praise?
He’ll take an academic approach to your love, and after a while of intently studying you, he has a full understanding of the emotional and psychological effects his words have on you. Jonathan is quick to remember which pet names and phrases really hit the nail on the head, enjoying the way you blush and stammer upon hearing them.
“I’m so proud of you.” Scarecrow tells you one evening when he notices you feeling particularly down, and just like that your bad mood is gone as quick as it came.
He’d save telling you he loves you for the privacy of your bedroom, where only you can hear, and only he can see the delicious way you react to it.
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He knows how important words of affirmation during sex is, how intimate and passionate it can be. He will absolutely whisper your favorite pet names into your ear as he slowly pumps his cock inside you, reveling in the sounds that come from your mouth in return. He knows just what to say to get you to your orgasm, and he doesn’t stop there. He compliments your body, the way you take his length so obediently, how good and sweet you are for him…
His doting words will only continue as you both come down from your high, making sure to tell you exactly what you need to hear during aftercare.
The Joker: Physical Touch.
Joker’s hands always find a way to be on your person. They can be possessive, playful or passionate… But they are on you.
The Joker is as unpredictable as they come, and while you can predict he’ll want to somehow be touching you, the how always comes as a surprise. He’ll pull you in his lap and tickle you until you’re crying with laughter, or playfully grope you in the middle of a bank heist. He’ll pass by you in the bathroom and pinch your butt, giggling as you squeal in indignation.
He’ll place his gloved hands against your throat-- a wordless reminder that he’s in charge where it really matters.
His love language is not one sided; he adores the way you touch him back. The ways it’s almost shy and cautious, like you weren’t sure if he’ll bite. The way you subconsciously lean into him when you want his protection, like how you squeeze his hand when walking through a dark alley, nuzzling closer to him as if it shielded you from danger. Forget biting-- he could just eat you up.
Love for him is foreign- something more akin to obsession- but if you do manage to get under his skin, best believe he will try to get under yours, one touch at a time.
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Marking you is a huge turn-on for your murderous clown, and he can and will get quite creative in the process. Bruises from hands that grip your hips too roughly when fucking you to tears, hickeys blossoming all over your throat and breasts. He goes all in, and he’ll laugh gleefully if you return the favor.
He always takes a more dominant role when sex is involved. Mostly it stems from the desire to be in charge, but also because there is something so exciting about how submissive and obedient you get for him when he acts like that. If he didn't know any better, he'd say you liked it.
Two-Face: Gift Giving.
Fancy wine. Diamonds. A luxurious steak dinner. A trip to a nice hotel somewhere far and warm, somewhere that wasn’t Gotham. These were the things Harvey Dent would have offered you- lavished you with- before the incident. Before him. Nowadays, getting on a private jet and leaving the city just wasn’t so simple.
That isn’t to say that his eagerness to treating his woman to gifts and a good time completely goes away. Not at all; he just has to be more tactile with his approach. Less loud, but not necessarily at a lesser cost. They wouldn't embarrass you, or themselves, like that.
Harvey still buys you fancy jewelry made of only the most delicate stones; he just finds them on the black market as opposed to the mall (or steals them). He’ll still grab you a gorgeous bouquet of the prettiest roses; it would just have been at the expense of a florist held at gunpoint.
He puts extra care into remembering special events like your birthday or anniversary, and adores the way your eyes light up when you realize he’s bought you a mountain of expensive gifts. Perhaps it’s the way he was raised, but Harvey thinks a man should spoil his woman, especially one that’s been as loyal as you.
His girl deserves only the best, and that’s something even Two-Face can agree on.
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He loves fucking you in new lingerie; they both do. He’ll give you an unlimited budget to spend on frilly panties, lacey bras, those cute little garters, and constantly gift you new ones for you to wear for him. He also loves seeing the way a new pendant hangs between your breasts as you ride him, the diamonds sparkling every time you bounce on his cock.
If he’s feeling truly frisky, he’ll buy you sex toys and make you use them on yourself as he watches. God, he loves to watch.
The Riddler: Quality Time.
I mean, he feels most loved when you give him undivided and completely focused attention; so obviously you must feel the same way. Right? Right!
Eddie will come up behind you while you're engaged in whatever hobby has occupied your time, fully curious and ready to yap. What are you doing? Why do you do it? Are you having fun?
Not the biggest fan of parallel play, which is when both of you do your own thing in the same room, but not really talk. Don’t get him wrong, being next to each other while you both enrich your minds… can be nice! But it’s not nearly as nice as doing something together in mental proximation, not just physical. Besides, why would you ignore him to begin with?
To no-one's surprise, Riddler is a big fan of board games and trivia nights; no he’s not cheating-- he’s just that good.
He’ll always let you stay right next to him as he concocts his newest idea or fusses over the newest blueprint schematics; God, he’s such a good boyfriend. You are so lucky to have him, he thinks to himself.
Quality time really is everything to this man, so for your own sake show ample interest and make plenty of eye contact. He will get whiny and upset if you use your phone too much and don’t respond to his questions; do you hate him? Should he just die?
NSFW: He likes having you around to stroke his ego, among other things. He likes it when you tell him how good he is and how much you love his presence. Because of that, Eddie doesn’t think he could ever tire of you or your company, and that extends into the bedroom. If you look him in the eyes and tell him you need him- that you want to spend the next few hours wrapped around his body and completely at his mercy- his brain will short circuit.
He wants to be with you, before and after. He wants long foreplay, heavy kisses, and even heavier eye contact. Sex with him is never a quick endeavor, no, he’s much too selfish for that. He could spend hours inside you before finally being done, and then still want to warm his cock in you as you both fall asleep.
