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cT: <-Ξ( Heard you liked my getup...
cT: <-Ξ( Allow me to get clozer zo you can better inzpect it... ;)
aA: ...But I thought I was your matesprit...
cT: <-Ξ( Huzh, thiz iz funny, truzt me.
aA: ...Okay...
((Art for @ask-guns-of-rage, one of the fan troll ask blogs that inspired me to make this one! Also the first person to give me a plug which I GREATLY appreciate because I got some attention because of her! I really hope you enjoy!))
cT: <-Ξ( Alright, the ztream’z up and running!
aA: …Awesome…
aA: …So everyone can hear us?…
cC: ωhat eel-see do you think the streeam is running could meean?
aG: Dōn’t bē ā dīck Ēlīssā
cC: that’s most of ωateer i do.
tC: nIce.
cT: <-Ξ( Anywayz! I’ll ztart priming the crowd az you all enter! Queztionz that anyone watching wantz to azk we can anzwer now!
((The ask box is now open for business! You can ask any of the 12 trolls anything, which usually prompts them to enter the bootleg game of SGRUB they’re all playing if they’re not already in. Check out the quick bios on each of the trolls too if you want some info!))
aA: ...Is this sexy?...
cT: <-Ξ( Um... zexy? Try to poze a little more, Ford...
aA: ...I am posing...
cT: <-Ξ( Maybe you zhould try pozing on a jpeg of a car like that perzon?
cT: <-Ξ( Look at them, peak zexinezz.
aA: ...Hey...
cT: <-Ξ( Oh, you know I love you for more than your body.
((Art for @glixas of their newest troll, Ammani! I loved them the moment I saw them and I knew I had to get some art in for them. Plus, for those of you who haven’t seen Glixas’s stuff, honestly go check it out, they just posted some really choice emotional stuff between some of their trolls. Anyway, I hope you enjoy!))
cT: <-Ξ( Ohhhh Aaaaaaxforrrrrrd!
aA: ...Hm?...
cT: <-Ξ( You doing okay over there? What’z that place’z zchtick?
aA: ...Lots of metal... ...Lots of frogs... ...But they’re all in cages...
cT: <-Ξ( Oooooh! Zoundz like zomething you’d definitely get into!
aA: ...Yeah...
cT: <-Ξ( By the way, you got a queztion!
aA: ...Oh damn, what?...
aA: ...Am I a people person...
aA: ...Well, despite my demeanor and tone, I consider myself quite the Casanova...
aA: ...I’m the only one of my friend group with full quadrants after all...
aA: ...For now...
cT: <-Ξ( I ztill don’t know how I ztill don’t have a kizmeziz and you juzt got one like nothing...
aA: ...I dunno...
(( @acrasialtrolls ))
aG: Yōū knōw, Ī cān ālwāys āpprēcīātē sōmēōnē whō īsn’t āfrāīd tō gēt dīrty…
aG: Hōpēfūlly yōū wōn’t mīnd īf Ī sīt hērē ānd gēt tō knōw yōū ā bīt?
cT: <-Ξ( Double entendrez… provocative body language… I’ve taught you well Thatch ;)
aG: Thēsē ārē thē thīngs yōū pīck ūp whēn yōūr mōīrāīl īs thē wōrld’s bīggēst flīrt.
cT: <-Ξ( Hellz yeah I proudly hold that title!
gA: The both of you arre completely inapprroprriate. Especially to strrangerrs.
aG: Shē dōēsn’t hāvē tō bē ā strāngēr fōr lōng…
(( Art of @papayot‘s adorable troll Dhazne! I was completely in love with her design the moment I saw her and I knew I had to draw her, and since they liked Thatch, I figured I’d draw them together! I hope you enjoy!))
aG: Jēēz, shē lōōks rēāl bēāt rīght nōw...
cT: <-Ξ( Guezz it waz a caze of people being too nozy...
cT: <-Ξ( Overwhelmed her, I think.
aG: Hēy, yōū dōn’t nēēd tō wōrry ābōūt thōsē dōūchēbāgs thāt try tō brīng yōū dōwn.
aG: Yōū’rē ā cērūlēān, līkē mē. Wē’rē sūrvīvōrs, wē’rē tōūgh.
gA: Hate to interrrrupt, but is now rreally the time to trry to evoke highblood superriorrity when you arre trrying to comforrt someone? Especially since they seem to be upset because someone assumed they werre a sterreotypical highblood?
aG: Mōōshā ī swēār tō fūck, bāck ōff.
cT: <-Ξ( Why are you even liztening in on uz?
gA: This is what happens when you brroadcast everrything you do in a livestrream. Everryone hearrs.
((Art of @ask-the-awkward-cerulean‘s Scorrius, Alesad! She’s in dire need of friends, so I gave her two! I hope you enjoy this art, and I’m sorry that I asked so many questions that ended up making her cry :( Anyway, have a good day!))
cT: <-Ξ( Thaaaaaatch! You made it fuck yeah!
aG: Ōh, dīd yōū dōūbt thāt Ī cōūld mākē īt?
cT: <-Ξ( Nah, I’d never doubt that, Mizz Explorer Zupremo!
aG: Lāmēst nīcknāmē ēvēr.
cT: <-Ξ( Zhuzh you know you love it.
aG: Ānywāy, why’d yōū cōntāct mē whīlē Ī’m tryīng tō scōūt thē ārēā?
cT: <-Ξ( Why do you think? Queztionz!
aG: Ālrīght, lēt’s sēē...
aG: Mōst īntērēstīng hōbby? Cōllēctīng, ōbvīōūsly.
aG: Dōēsn’t māttēr whāt, ōr hōw Ī gēt īt, Ī likē hōārdīng shīt.
aG: Nōw thāt Ī’m īn thīs gāmē, my māīn fōcūs īs ōn thēsē līttlē thīngs.
aG: Āppārēntly thērē ārē hūndrēds ōf vāriētīēs ānd Ī wānt ōnē ōf ēāch ōf thēm.
(( @warriorbrevi ))
cT: <-Ξ( Epitir, what’z going on?
aC: <|) Yarr, it seems me ship’s gone airborne!
aC: <|) These winds be too strong, me sails won’t hold on much longer!
cT: <-Ξ( Wait, did you juzt zay your whole fucking ZHIP iz in the ZKY?
aC: <|) Arr, I can’t hear ye! Let me find a place to anchor and I’ll get back to ye!
cT: <-Ξ( Thiz iz a text converzation.
aC: <|) Yarr, much better. Now, what did ye need, Arylot?
cT: <-Ξ( Well, you have a queztion from the audience watching!
aC: <|) Yo ho, is that so? Let me have a gander then...
aC: <|) Well, this be not so much a question than it is a compliment! I thank ye for thinkin’ me blouse be special enough to talk about.
aC: <|) Though the mustache be a farce. I don it every day just to feel a bit more captainly, ye see?
cT: <-Ξ( I thought it waz becauze you wanted lezz people to think you were a girl becauze you have titz.
aC: <|) Arr! No need to be crass, lass!
(( @acrasialtrolls ))
