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RP Ask Blog starring 12 fantrolls in a bootlegged version of SGRUB Ask Box is Open! ( <-Ξ( Zeriously, azk uz anything) Quick Troll Bios

[ask-bootleg-sgrub]

aA: ...Arly, you there?...

aA: ...You awake?...

cT: <-Ξ( Fuck... okay yeah, I’m up, what’z going on?

aA: ...You disappeared all night we all got worried...

cT: <-Ξ( Dizappeared? I don’t remember juzt up an vanizhing, I remember meeting zome new troll who loved to party and then...

aG: Thēn yōū gōt wāstēd ōn Fāygō ānd blēw ūp thrēē būīldīngs.

cT: <-Ξ( What the zhit? Come on, ztop bullzhitting me, what really happened?

aG: Hērē’s thē ōnly pīctūrē thāt thē twō ōf yōū pōstēd thāt wē cān pōst ōnlīnē wīthōūt rūīnīng yōūr rēpūtātīōn.

cT: <-Ξ( Well... if I did zome zhit lazt night then at leazt I did it with zomeone who’z hella cute.

((Art of @trollfallen‘s raving clown, RC! Honestly she’s such a babe I love her, she’s got so much shiny shit and she’s a bad influence to everyone, she’s great. I’m sorry this took so long, but I hope you enjoy!))

[ask-bootleg-sgrub]

gA: Eyewearr, collarred drress, even garrterrs.

gA: I must say, of all the trrolls I have had the pleasurre of meeting, you arre among the best drressed of them all.

aG: Rīght, būt nōbōdy cān bēāt hōw Ī lōōk, rīght Mōōshā?

gA: Thatch, yourr aesthetic has potential if you would actually wash yourrself once in a while. It is hinderred grreatly by yourr incessant need to not bathe.

aG: ī’M TŌŌ BŪSY TŌ TĀKĒ Ā BĀTH, THĒRĒ ĀRĒ ĀDVĒNTŪRĒS TŌ GŌ ŌN.

gA: I believe that my mostly-filled quadrrants arre an example of what prroperr bathing can do forr a trroll.

((Art of @ask-lambda‘s troll, Lambda! She’s an absolute cutie who dresses super cool and I had to draw her with my resident fashion critic Moosha. Also, I saw that she was very small to I had to draw her with one of my very talls. Anyway, I hope you enjoy!))

[ask-lambda]

+|> you’re so swee+!! i’m really glad you like my ou+fi+ and stuff :>

+|> you look pre++y <ool +oo!! i like +he goggles!

[ask-bootleg-sgrub]

(( THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REPLY ART IT’S SO GREAT I AM BLESSED 💖💖💖 ))

((This is the best thing to wake up to, thank you, Moosha looks so GOOD in your art style))

[ask-bootleg-sgrub]

gA: Eyewearr, collarred drress, even garrterrs.

gA: I must say, of all the trrolls I have had the pleasurre of meeting, you arre among the best drressed of them all.

aG: Rīght, būt nōbōdy cān bēāt hōw Ī lōōk, rīght Mōōshā?

gA: Thatch, yourr aesthetic has potential if you would actually wash yourrself once in a while. It is hinderred grreatly by yourr incessant need to not bathe.

aG: ī’M TŌŌ BŪSY TŌ TĀKĒ Ā BĀTH, THĒRĒ ĀRĒ ĀDVĒNTŪRĒS TŌ GŌ ŌN.

gA: I believe that my mostly-filled quadrrants arre an example of what prroperr bathing can do forr a trroll.

((Art of @ask-lambda‘s troll, Lambda! She’s an absolute cutie who dresses super cool and I had to draw her with my resident fashion critic Moosha. Also, I saw that she was very small to I had to draw her with one of my very talls. Anyway, I hope you enjoy!))

[ask-lambda]

Your name is LAMBDA SULROT and your ASK BOX is OPEN. 

This can only go well. 

(hi i finally made one of these things for my trollsona!! this was entirely inspired by @ask-guns-of-rage so there’s gonna be some hella self insertion/canon shipping going on bc it’s 2018 and cringe culture is dead <3)

(also i follow from my main, @shrooma!) 

[ask-bootleg-sgrub]

((Look at this cute person and their cute troll! You should check it out! They draw incredible art!))

[ask-bootleg-sgrub]

aG: Jēēz, shē lōōks rēāl bēāt rīght nōw...

cT: <-Ξ( Guezz it waz a caze of people being too nozy...

cT: <-Ξ( Overwhelmed her, I think.

aG: Hēy, yōū dōn’t nēēd tō wōrry ābōūt thōsē dōūchēbāgs thāt try tō brīng yōū dōwn.

aG: Yōū’rē ā cērūlēān, līkē mē. Wē’rē sūrvīvōrs, wē’rē tōūgh.

gA: Hate to interrrrupt, but is now rreally the time to trry to evoke highblood superriorrity when you arre trrying to comforrt someone? Especially since they seem to be upset because someone assumed they werre a sterreotypical highblood?

aG: Mōōshā ī swēār tō fūck, bāck ōff.

cT: <-Ξ( Why are you even liztening in on uz?

gA: This is what happens when you brroadcast everrything you do in a livestrream. Everryone hearrs.

((Art of @ask-the-awkward-cerulean‘s Scorrius, Alesad! She’s in dire need of friends, so I gave her two! I hope you enjoy this art, and I’m sorry that I asked so many questions that ended up making her cry :( Anyway, have a good day!))

[ask-the-awkward-cerulean]

Well? Are you going to introduce yourself asshole? The asks won’t come unless people know more about you.

Fine, be quiet for now. The info will be under the cut.

      Your name is ALESAD ICARED. As was just mentioned, you started an ASK BLOG for people to submit questions to you. Though you think it’s weird, you see a bunch of other trolls doing it. Of course you want to fit in after all.

      INTERESTS would definitely be something good to talk about if you want people to ask about you. You have an intense passion for THE ARTS. Though you’ve been FORCED to participate in most of these activities, they’ve kind of grown on you. You would consider yourself a MEDIOCRE SINGER and an OKAY ACTRESS, but your lusus has always forced you to think positively about yourself. You like to think most of your talent goes into your WRITING and ART. You have gotten more compliments for it after all. That’s goes to say that you GET any compliments. For reasons unknown, you like practicing your FIGHTING SKILLS with your HANDY DAGGER. It’s badass, but you’re still a MEDIOCRE FIGHTER.

      You have grown to be a very INSECURE troll, though you usually mask this with CHEERINESS and SELF-DEPRECATING JOKES. Not having many trolls to talk to growing up, one can become DESPERATE for friends. Since you seem WAY NICER than most CERULEAN BLOODS, trolls have seen you as some sort of FREAK.

      LUCK is definitely not on you side. No matter what you do, it usually ends in failure. Another reason why your CONFIDENCE may be SO LOW.

      You also seem to like playing VIDEO GAMES. They seem to calm you down when you get ESPECIALLY ANXIOUS. Though you wish you never joined the 12 other trolls present for this game. Frankly you REGRET it a LOT.

   Your trolltag is tranquilArtist, and you sp=ak in a normal matt=r, minus all th= sw=aring.- -Your quirk in g=n=ral is pr=tty w=ird.-

      Now you are just SITTING HERE and waiting for an ask to come and GET THIS BLOG STARTED.

[ask-bootleg-sgrub]

(( Quality blog with a quality character, you should check it out! ))

[papayot]

@ask-bootleg-sgrub ‘s lovely cobalt gal Thatch as thanks for the extra lovely art of my girl dhaz :D she was a DELIGHT to draw

[ask-bootleg-sgrub]

(( IT’S SHE ))

(( THANK YOU SO MUCH @papayot YOU ARE SO AMAZING SHE LOOKS SO INCREDIBLE ))

(( The golden nails are a 10/10 touch that a love a lot, btw, they are SO good ))

[ask-bootleg-sgrub]

cT: <-Ξ( Found a way to zhred with thiz zickazz Blueblood after all!

cT: <-Ξ( Bit too edgy for my tazte, but zhe did good enough!

aG: Ōh cōmē ōn, Ārly, yōū gōt dēstrōyēd.

cT: <-Ξ( Zubjective opinionz.

((Art for @f0x-inc! They were one of my first question askers and they liked how Arlyot was similar to their troll, Labrys! So, naturally, they had to be drawn together. I hope you all enjoy!))

[412spikeface]

AT: back for round two bitch3s

AT: god this chick can shr3d but pl3as3 for th3 lov3 of th3 m3ssiahs sh3 n333ds a n3w dr3ss

AT: its all ripp3d up

CT: <-=( Hi, my name’z Labryz and I wrap a belt around my knee for abzolutely no reazon, except for being edgy.

AT: hi im arlyot and i cant do a tap slid3 mor3 than twic3

((hey @ask-bootleg-sgrub Id like to apologize for this being… 12 years late… but I hella appreciate you drawing my bitch so i drew your bitch in another shred war with my bitch))

((labrys totally will volunteer to be arly’s kismesis btw ♠️))

[ask-bootleg-sgrub]

(( I LOVE THIS THANK YOU SO MUCH, I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT YOU PUT INTO DRAWING BOTH ARLYOT AND THATCH YOU DID A GREAT JOB THANK YOU))

(( I didn’t even expect anything in return you are a gift to us all @f0x-inc ))

(( We’ll work out the details on Labrys and Arlyot over chat if you’d like though 😉😉))

[ask-bootleg-sgrub]

aG: Yōū knōw, Ī cān ālwāys āpprēcīātē sōmēōnē whō īsn’t āfrāīd tō gēt dīrty…

aG: Hōpēfūlly yōū wōn’t mīnd īf Ī sīt hērē ānd gēt tō knōw yōū ā bīt?

cT: <-Ξ( Double entendrez… provocative body language… I’ve taught you well Thatch ;)

aG: Thēsē ārē thē thīngs yōū pīck ūp whēn yōūr mōīrāīl īs thē wōrld’s bīggēst flīrt.

cT: <-Ξ( Hellz yeah I proudly hold that title!

gA: The both of you arre completely inapprroprriate. Especially to strrangerrs.

aG: Shē dōēsn’t hāvē tō bē ā strāngēr fōr lōng…

(( Art of @papayot‘s adorable troll Dhazne! I was completely in love with her design the moment I saw her and I knew I had to draw her, and since they liked Thatch, I figured I’d draw them together! I hope you enjoy!))

[ask-bootleg-sgrub]

cT: <-Ξ( Thaaaaaatch! You made it fuck yeah!

aG: Ōh, dīd yōū dōūbt thāt Ī cōūld mākē īt?

cT: <-Ξ( Nah, I’d never doubt that, Mizz Explorer Zupremo!

aG: Lāmēst nīcknāmē ēvēr.

cT: <-Ξ( Zhuzh you know you love it.

aG: Ānywāy, why’d yōū cōntāct mē whīlē Ī’m tryīng tō scōūt thē ārēā?

cT: <-Ξ( Why do you think? Queztionz!

aG: Ālrīght, lēt’s sēē...

aG: Mōst īntērēstīng hōbby? Cōllēctīng, ōbvīōūsly.

aG: Dōēsn’t māttēr whāt, ōr hōw Ī gēt īt, Ī likē hōārdīng shīt.

aG: Nōw thāt Ī’m īn thīs gāmē, my māīn fōcūs īs ōn thēsē līttlē thīngs.

aG: Āppārēntly thērē ārē hūndrēds ōf vāriētīēs ānd Ī wānt ōnē ōf ēāch ōf thēm.

(( @warriorbrevi ))

[ask-bootleg-sgrub]

cC: it’s al-ωhalee-s nice to find anotheer highblood ωith my mindseet.

cC: you and i knoω ωee’ree beetteer than thosee loωblood barnaclees.

aA: ...Why do you even hang with us then?...

cC: ωhy not? ωateer you going to do asidee from eenteertain us?

cC: plus, it makees mee look leess bigoteed and sheellfish.

aA: ...Fuck off Elissa...

((Art of @brinytrolls‘s dapper Fuchsia, Faldur! I hope I got his sense of entitlement across with this rendition, and I really hope that you don’t mind that I drew him with my very own vain-ass highblood, Elissa. Anyway, hope you enjoy!))

[ask-bootleg-sgrub]

cT: <-Ξ( Epitir, what’z going on?

aC: <|) Yarr, it seems me ship’s gone airborne!

aC: <|) These winds be too strong, me sails won’t hold on much longer!

cT: <-Ξ( Wait, did you juzt zay your whole fucking ZHIP iz in the ZKY?

aC: <|) Arr, I can’t hear ye! Let me find a place to anchor and I’ll get back to ye!

cT: <-Ξ( Thiz iz a text converzation.

aC: <|) Yarr, much better. Now, what did ye need, Arylot?

cT: <-Ξ( Well, you have a queztion from the audience watching!

aC: <|) Yo ho, is that so? Let me have a gander then...

aC: <|) Well, this be not so much a question than it is a compliment! I thank ye for thinkin’ me blouse be special enough to talk about.

aC: <|) Though the mustache be a farce. I don it every day just to feel a bit more captainly, ye see?

cT: <-Ξ( I thought it waz becauze you wanted lezz people to think you were a girl becauze you have titz.

aC: <|) Arr! No need to be crass, lass!

(( @acrasialtrolls ))

[ask-bootleg-sgrub]

cT: <-Ξ( Ohhhh Aaaaaaxforrrrrrd!

aA: ...Hm?...

cT: <-Ξ( You doing okay over there? What’z that place’z zchtick?

aA: ...Lots of metal... ...Lots of frogs... ...But they’re all in cages...

cT: <-Ξ( Oooooh! Zoundz like zomething you’d definitely get into!

aA: ...Yeah...

cT: <-Ξ( By the way, you got a queztion!

aA: ...Oh damn, what?...

aA: ...Am I a people person...

aA: ...Well, despite my demeanor and tone, I consider myself quite the Casanova...

aA: ...I’m the only one of my friend group with full quadrants after all...

aA: ...For now...

cT: <-Ξ( I ztill don’t know how I ztill don’t have a kizmeziz and you juzt got one like nothing...

aA: ...I dunno...

(( @acrasialtrolls ))

[ask-bootleg-sgrub]

gA: Hm.

gA: Well.

gA: I have to say, of all the trrolls ourr crrew have encounterred thus farr, you have prroven to be among the most unique.

cT: <-Ξ( Moozha, how the FUCK are you ztaying calm when that fucking thing iz looking like a fucking eldritch horror?!

gA: Do not be rrude, forr all we know this is just a simple case of books and coverrs. Not judging one by the otherr, I mean.

((For @acrasialtrolls, here’s your super spooky thumb, Thaumo! I really appreciate you supporting this blog, so art in return was definitely required. Thanks again! I hope you all enjoy, and check out their blog! They’ve got a BUNCH of cool trolls!))

[ask-bootleg-sgrub]

aA: ...Is this sexy?...

cT: <-Ξ( Um... zexy? Try to poze a little more, Ford...

aA: ...I am posing...

cT: <-Ξ( Maybe you zhould try pozing on a jpeg of a car like that perzon?

cT: <-Ξ( Look at them, peak zexinezz.

aA: ...Hey...

cT: <-Ξ( Oh, you know I love you for more than your body.

((Art for @glixas of their newest troll, Ammani! I loved them the moment I saw them and I knew I had to get some art in for them. Plus, for those of you who haven’t seen Glixas’s stuff, honestly go check it out, they just posted some really choice emotional stuff between some of their trolls. Anyway, I hope you enjoy!))

[ask-bootleg-sgrub]

((Art for @maidofsalt for being one of the main blogs that inspired me and also helping out by plugging my art on their blog! Here’s some art of all of their wonderful trolls, and I hope the third image doesn’t get me sent to hell! Enjoy!))

[ask-bootleg-sgrub]

aT: **so i heard you liked to eat so i found this**

aT: **looks edible enough**

aT: **except for the acid its shooting**

cG: Jerdan,, that look5 really,, REALLY dangerous2.....

gA: I would agrree with Vyalet here, Jerrdan. That does not look fit forr any forrm of consumption.

aT: **whos the person who survived on an icy mountain their whole life**

aT: **its me now shut up**

((For @rainydaysrainygays, the moment that I saw Parjat I instantly fell in love so I had to drew her for you. I hope I did well enough! She has likely the most complicated outfit I’ve had to draw so far, BUT THAT DIDN’T DETER ME FROM TRYING!!! Also, meet Jerdan! I hope you enjoy!))