#armiinarlerts

[kcrra]

"Hey," Jean glanced up as Bella slid into the seat next to him. "Oh. Hey," He replied, distracted. "You okay Jean? You seem upset," He was too preoccupied to noticed her concerned look, but he caught the tone in her voice. It was nice to have someone care, he would admit. "I'm fine," He lied. Bella narrowed her eyes and followed his gaze. Across the room, she found Mikasa sitting so close to Eren their shoulders were touching. Neither seemed to mind. So that's what was bothering him.

FUCK

IM CRYING

[narumei]

SNK

*sweats nervously* 

❤ male: Bert obvs❤ female: Mikasa!!!✖ least favorite: That gorilla bitch✔ who resembles me: uh… I guess I look like Sasha? Maybe I act like Christa….❤ most attractive: Levi is actually pretty damn attractive❤ three more characters that i like: Sasha, Eren, Hanji u v u

[narumei]

H O R I Z O N T A L M A R C O

I SAID IT

[narumei]

Hannah and Franz were the entire squad's otp and no one can convince me otherwise

u v u too bad franz became a horizontal marco

[narumei]

Mina acts like she's bipolar when she's on her period and Millius is like "the fuck did I do this time" (I ship them okay leave me alone). Hannah is really cuddly and stuff and Franz is like "Hannah not now" "Hannah now really isn't a good time" "haNNAH WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF TRAINING STOP"

i cant help but think of franz’s death now

[narumei]

Bert tries really hard to help Annie but she's like "DON'T TOUCH ME" so he just kid of cowers and then he tries to help Ymir but he ends up being a little scared because she's the kind of girl who cries a lot on her period and he doesn't really know what to do with that. And Eren mostly fusses over Mikasa anyway because he once made her cry when she was on her period and he didn't know so he feels bad and is trying to make it up to her. Sasha sleeps a lot and Krista cusses and eats everything

i bet christa and ymir get really bad sexual tension

[narumei]

But oh my god what if all of the girls' cycles end up synced and for a week every month the boys fuss over all of them because they find the concept of bleeding from a gaping hole in your body for a week every month absolutely horrifying and the commanding officers are like "what the fuck is even happening here" because like even Eren and Jean are too busy taking care of the girls to argue with each other

theyd probably be scared shitless of annie and ymir and mikasa would only take help from eren and armin

[narumei]

Bert's like "wait you bleed and don't die???" and he's like borderline horrified and Eren's just like "that's so fucking hardcore" and Krista yells "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT'S HARDCORE" and that's how Eren and Krista became bros

"our vaginas are put through shit more painful than jeans love life"